"For My Sake Dorian, Don't Break His Heart"

I'M DYING if you put bangtan in jimins house they'll interact with his cat (kookie kinda fights it lol) but YOONGI SITS ON THE CAT TREE ITSELF I CAN'T

all this thor talk and im not understanding a thing :(

don't @ me like this lol

I haven't studied anything for like a month! Am I stressing that exams are near? yes Am I gonna start studying? maybe not

Little Hufflepuff Things

⭑ Candies in glass jars

⭑ Chunky, hand knit blankets

⭑ Slapping people with sweater paws

 ⭑ Making hot drinks when sad

⭑ Pumpkin flavoured drinks/food

⭑ Pumpkin + vanilla candles

⭑ Stickers on notebooks

⭑ Warm food + blanket + movie = best night

⭑ Cutting fruit for friends

⭑ Swinging arms when holding hands

⭑ Calmly eating chips while listening to headbangers

⭑ Saying “hello little friend,” to every insect/animal

⭑ Except for the scary ones

⭑ Extra honey in tea

⭑ Laying in front of the fireplace

⭑ Jumping into snow

⭑ Singing really loud in the shower

⭑ Mismatched socks

⭑ Silly hair clips

⭑ Cooking videos at 3am

⭑ Making cookies for hours

⭑ Flour everywhere, messy apron

⭑ Milk moustaches

⭑ Knit sweaters and fuzzy socks

⭑ Big t-shirts as pjs

⭑ Scarves that almost cover their eyes

⭑ Moonlit walks and stargazing

+111111

Fuck sex. Eat cake.

-the asexual agenda, 2021

tete listening to “it’s been a long, long time” by bing crosby

niche things I love about Indian culture

(Besides the awesome fashion, food, mythology, architecture, music, and philosophies)

-in Hindi, “ladies and gentlemen” is “goddesses and gentlemen” (देवियों और सज्जनो)

-how you measure age by how many monsoons you’ve seen (“he is of 10 monsoons”)

-good morning WhatsApp forwards. Yes, this is a controversial one. I just think it’s cute as hell

-how 2 Indians can each know like 4 languages but still not be able to communicate with each other because they don’t share a single common one

-men wearing lots of jewellery especially gold hoop earrings 👀👌🏽

-nose rings (I got mine when I was a kid WITH my parents’ approval)

-the fact that Indian English uses so many archaic words and terms. And also so many terms that sound like they’re from the year 2050 (like “biodata” for resume)

-“where should I put this?” “On my head.”

-the expression “sucking my blood” in Punjabi when someone is annoying you. “Stop sucking my blood,” “He’s really sucking my blood.” Also “He’s eating my brain” in Hindi is a good one too

-how shop owners serve you food and chai and how the men drape saris over themselves to model them for you

-impromptu poetry sessions (“वह क्या बात है!”)

-there’s a reason so many animes are inspired by Hinduism and Buddhism. The original spirit bombs and other magical energy weapons were in the mahabharat lol

-really off the wall units of measurement. Lakh makes perfect sense. Crore makes a bit of sense. But why is a mahakalpa 311,040,000,000,000 years. Why does an akshauhini consist of 21,870 chariots; 21,870 elephants; 65,610 horses and 109,350 infantry. That is so specific

-the fact that no one’s gonna top the party we’re gonna throw when the queen dies

it’s so funny that I get attached to characters who are pathetic and clingy because irl if I get the slightest impression that someone else is more attached to me than I’d like I sprint in the opposite direction. I plan my schedule around avoiding them as much as possible. I’ll fake my death if I have to.