stuckwith-harry:
eaglesforthecup:
Realized Hermione would not know about the troll because she was in the bathroom in PS
Keen enough eye to spot the winged key
Noticed Dobby’s eyes in the bush in CoS
Recognized that Lockhart was a fraud right off the bat at age 12 (Ron did too but Hermione, Miss Brightest Witch of Her Age, was distracted by the pretty and lots of other adults were fooled too)
Deduced that the girl who died in Tom Riddle’s memory was Myrtle
Recognized how tense/anxious Ginny looked and realized she knew something about the Chamber
Noticed the paper in Hermione’s hand when she was petrified
Recognized how weird it was that Fudge was being lenient on blowing up Aunt Marge and later connected it with them worrying about him and Sirius in PoA
Realized (before Hermione) that Dumbledore wanted them to save Buckbeak as well during their time turner shenanigans
Deduced that every champion besides Cedric would know about the dragons in GoF
Noticed Ron’s jealousy of Krum
Caught a reflection of light on the glass case of the Sword of Gryffindor and found the Pensieve
Connected the dots and realized the Pensieve showed memories because of his experience with Tom Riddle’s diary
Noticed that Dumbledore had been avoiding him in OotP
Picked up on Draco’s “dogging around” comment
Noticed that Daily Prophet article about Sturgis Podmore breaking into a secret in the Ministry and recalls that Podmore hadn’t shown up for guard duty
Recognized the difference between his actual dreams and the ‘visions’ which helped save Arthur Weasley’s life
Heard Kingsley whisper, felt something shoot past him, saw the blank expression in Marietta’s eyes and put two and two together, something Umbridge, Fudge and Dawlish couldn’t perceive
Noticed Draco giving his mother the slip in HBP
Deduced that Draco had become a Death Eater
Recognized that the ring on Dumbledore’s desk (and remembered Dumbledore was wearing this ring when they retrieved Slughorn) was the ring Marvolo showed Ogden
Realized that Tonks’ brief was probably heartbreak and figured out she was in love (even though he didn’t have enough context to realize it was Remus and not Sirius)
Noticed when Ginny didn’t seem enthusiastic about meeting up with Dean (this is very common when you have a crush, but still)
Noted how weird Slughorn’s tampered memory is with the dense fog
Noticed that Malfoy kept disappearing from the Marauder’s Map and eventually realized he was using the Room of Requirement
Put two and two together about Ron and the love potion
Caught Voldemort’s eyes flashing scarlet in Hokey’s memory
Deduced that Malfoy’s plan was coming into fruition based on the whooping and gave Hermione and Ron a warning plan before he and Dumbledore left
Noticed the blue eye in the mirror shard in DH
Realized Regulus was RAB
Perceptive enough to realize Ron had to be the one to destroy the locket
Also perceptive enough to realize he had to open it with Parseltongue
Recognized that his Invisibility Cloak matched the description of the cloak in the Deathly Hallows story
Noticed things about Luna’s room that made him realize Luna hadn’t been in her home in weeks, catching Xenophilius Lovegood’s lie
Connected the dots of The Grey Lady’s story from the “Albania” clue and realized Voldemort had found the diadem and had hidden it at Hogwarts when he tried to get the DADA job
Remembered he had seen the diadem in the Room of Requirement before
Realized that Draco had become the true master of the Elder Wand, not Snape, the night Dumbledore had died
Realized that this made him the true master of the Elder Wand after his skirmish with Draco at Malfoy Manor
There are probably other things I didn’t catch, but there you have it. Harry James Potter is a rather perceptive boy with a keen eye and a good mind for deductive reasoning
also, (because that appears to be the #1 example of harry oblivious potter)
WAS PERFECTLY AWARE RON AND HERMIONE WERE CRUSHING ON EACH OTHER.
Ive been seeing more and more ai fan 'art' and I just want to say that I'd rather see your shitty photoshop skills and stick figure doodles than the lifeless dead eyed renderings of a forest killing machine that scalped millions of images from real artists. Ty.
You know what I was thinking? What’s that? Let’s get married. Don’t… Don’t we need, like, a preacher, or something? What about the rings? What about rings? I mean, for future reference, I like princess cut. I like emerald cut. Never pear shape. I got an idea. I give you this sweaty piece of my father’s bandana as a token of my love. It’s perfect.
for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
You consume happy media when you’re feeling bad? Nah, I consume inescapable tragedies.
Choose violence ask game: 1, 9, 10, and 22 for "Romeo and Juliet"
1. the character everyone gets wrong
Hmm, good question. My first impulse is to say R&J themselves, Romeo in particular, as their (actually complicated) personalities and characters get frequently misinterpreted. But as I’ve already discussed this frequently in my blog, I’ll opt for an unconventional answer: Mercutio himself.
Not in terms of getting his personality wrong (although I’ve seen plenty of angrymacho!Mercutio, childish!Mercutio, and even woobie!Mercutio, curiously enough), but in terms of adaptations taking Mercutio’s POV and opinions and attitude as gospel. Mercutio is portrayed as a guy who not only talks shit but makes up shit as he goes along (re: Tybalt being a poseur duelist and Benvolio having a ~secret hotheaded side). You’re not supposed to take him seriously but enjoy his trash talk for what it is—premier trolling.
Instead adaptations and fanfics accept his POV unquestionably and even accept it as canon (Baz Lurhmann movie introducing him as the Prince of Cats, Benvolio getting portrayed as a macho asshole, etc.). And of course, that’s where most of the Romeo-is-effeminate clownery comes from, even though Mercutio himself doesn’t think this (only that he has gotten pussified by ~love) and canon blatantly contradicts this.
9. worst part of canon
Tough one. Shakespeare’s canon is almost flawless. I guess making Rosaline a Capulet could be considered a plot hole. He did it so that Romeo has the push he needs to go to the party…but technically he could have made Rosaline just a random invitee rather than a Capulet. And Capulet turned out to be very chill with non-Capulet invitees anyway. So yeah, I don’t mind adaptations that make Rosaline into a Montague or a non-related Capulet. This does show Shakespeare’s lack of fucks about the feud beautifully, though.
10. worst part of fanon
I don’t think that this counts as fanon, per se, but I once peeked at some (hopefully non-school mandated) fanfics in AO3 and got a strong whiff of not one, not two, but several Juliet-is-cool-BFFs-with-Bencutio-while-latter-constantly-makes-fun-of-whiny-woobie-Romeo. Oh, God, you guys are killing me. Also, the Macho Action Hero/Strong Female Character(tm) Juliet, but that is part-and-parcel with the overall clownery.
22. your favorite part of canon that everyone else ignores
…People are still sleeping on Juliet’s likening Romeo to a little bird she’d like to tie in a silken thread to pluck around as she pleases and Romeo 110% replying with “I would I were your bird,” huh? You guys really do like your innocently chaste kawaii R&Js. Admit it, these kids are freaks!!!
Nah, just kidding. Well, this is not something everyone ignores as much as miss entirely…but there’s Romeo’s “Let’s talk” when he decides to stay with Juliet after all after their wedding night. The antis always whine about how R&J are just lustful fiends and they are not ~really in love, and this small, almost throwaway line completely disproves it. Romeo decides to stay and his first suggestion about what he and Juliet should do…is to talk. Because he likes talking to Juliet and most likely they did speak through some of the night. Because he clearly wants to know everything about Juliet. Because their love so far has been just that—words—so of course their default is to talk.
"something blue" S4 E9
+ BONUS:
just because i’m not posting about it does not mean i am not thinking about it. absence of evidence is not evidence of absence
COBRA KAI YOUNG MAIN 6 + POWER RANGERS IN HONOR OF COBRA KAI ENDING SOON.