Day 276

I like adding captions for my art on here more than twitter because I feel like I can write longer idk . i feel like I shouldn't yap too much on twitter ... mysterious...

Some of my stupid art (and my excellent rolling skills!)

still doomed but thankfully devout

Here's a little story for you silly buggers:

It starts with this guy and myself. We'd been friends for what, a year and a half? We organised to meet up a few times. It started with cuddles. Fucking score. Then it progressed to getting drunk. And then to making out... (okay maybe not in that order) But when I tell you, this fucker could NOT kiss for the life of him. It probably didn't help that we were shitfaced out of our minds. I was doing all the work, and holy shit! This guy just laid there, like a limp zombie. The only time I managed to get a moan outta him was when I pulled his goddamn oily hair. It was miserable man. Regardless..

One time, after watching Brokeback Mountain and drinking half our weight in cupboard booze, we were both so drunk we could barely walk to the bathroom without leaning on each other. He looked in the mirror and we both realised the massive purple hickey on his neck. Whatdafaq. It's alright though cause I covered it up well with a bit of concealer and powder. Phew, all in the clear, right?

Oh. My. Fucking. God!!!!!

This fucker goes home, takes a nice, hot, steamy shower, and has dinner with his family and forgets to put on more concealer.

THIS FUCKER!! His mum points at his neck and is like "haha, you are gay". HIS GRANDPARENTS WERE THERE. AND HIS OLDER BROTHER. AND HIS DAD. AND HES CHINESE. UGHHHHG!!!!

My love life is miserable. The end!

I hate stress because there's no real way to deal with it. It's either I'm in a perpetual state of screaming until the thing I'm stressing about is over.

The back of my fun ghoul vest that I decided to pump out all today. The big PANSY text is traced and made out of this stuff that is supposed to deter birds from backyards and duct tape.

The other stuff is acrylic. Guns are based off of franks tramp stamp lower back tattoo, traced and filled in freehand. The target was a stencil!!!!! God i love stencils.

Remembering suddenly that I have friends I can call or hang out with whenever I want and they won't judge me heeeheeeheeeeee the best feeling ever.

Also look at these pantera and thisdockisholdinganapril🍎initsmelt pins I made!! I made them for a friend for christmas. I made another one of the pantera logo but I forgot to take a picture.

i love the side of mcrtumblr im on bc what do you mean the only posts i see on my feed are of people comparing frank to dogs and gerard to birds and plants

My irl friends will never find this blog muhahahahahahahahhaaha

First and possibly last post (i forgot this account existed)