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My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “catcher in the rye” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude where do the ducks in the lagoon in central park go... this whole city is filled with goddamn phonies

My buddy mark david chapman pacing: i need to kill john lennon

is anyone up for some platonic intimacy that is lowkey erotic

I've been thinking about the weather a lot lately.. idk if anyone else's music taste follows the weather. I can only listen to bullets and heartbreak in stereo in autumn and winter. Strictly. Any time else feels illegal.

I also have a performance tomorrow.. eek... but its only in front of my performing class so if I fuck up it's fine. The songs we are doing are more than a feeling and blackhole sun and I got pushed to do the clean parts for both.

25/Mar/2025

i couldn't be trusted with foreskin i'd be storing shit in there all the time the cashier goes 'that's £5.95 please' and i climb on the counter and hump the card reader and it goes Beep . my card was declined and i la banned from the shop

Oh no the fic I'm reading is going to absolutely destroy me i can feel it in my bones oh my fod

Some of my stupid art (and my excellent rolling skills!)

tummy tats

I like adding captions for my art on here more than twitter because I feel like I can write longer idk . i feel like I shouldn't yap too much on twitter ... mysterious...

"i'm gay" "i'm straight" ok well i took a train out of new orleans?? and they shot me full of ephedrine?? this is how we like to do it in the murder scene?? can we settle up the score??

Me on the wall, circa 2025