Why Am I Getting Maternal Instincts For Snoopy

What is up with the bg3 community's tendency to draw middle aged men with hairy chests on display through a low cut v neck top kissing each other..

I've been wearing a bandana in my back pocket all day today AND ONLY NOW I LEARN ABOUT HANKY CODE??????

Me on the wall, circa 2025

Cro i will give like a full ob in depth thing i love talking about arts and crafts holy shit.. u just need to twll me when dude

I made something, figured mcr ecosystem needed to see it.

First I made a stencil...

Then I printed it with acrylic paint and a makeup sponge...

This is it on!! Took me about 3 hours total. Love pencey prep. Love you mcr ecosystem xoxo

Thinking... I was thinking... thoughts..... I was thinking thoughts that aren't supposed to be there.... I was thinking of thinking thoughts..... holy fuck....

YOU TUMBLR USERS A GROT AF!! BARE HANDS??? WHAT ARE YOU FREAKS????

wait i’m experiencing white people culture shock on tiktok again

please rb i can’t believe this is real

frank iero and bob bryar [ my chemical romance ] as a chicken jockey [ minecraft ]

One day im gonna sprout a tail and a pair of floppy ears and bite the shit out of yall heheheeheeehaahhahahahahahhahehrhhehehehehehahhahahahahhahahahahahahaaa

I originally chose the name michael cause I thought mikey way from mcr had a cool name, and also it was the most generic name I could think of at the moment. But I realise now that it might be weird just stealing names yknow. Most people I know already use Mikey on me so ig it's too late to turn back now.

Here's a little story for you silly buggers:

It starts with this guy and myself. We'd been friends for what, a year and a half? We organised to meet up a few times. It started with cuddles. Fucking score. Then it progressed to getting drunk. And then to making out... (okay maybe not in that order) But when I tell you, this fucker could NOT kiss for the life of him. It probably didn't help that we were shitfaced out of our minds. I was doing all the work, and holy shit! This guy just laid there, like a limp zombie. The only time I managed to get a moan outta him was when I pulled his goddamn oily hair. It was miserable man. Regardless..

One time, after watching Brokeback Mountain and drinking half our weight in cupboard booze, we were both so drunk we could barely walk to the bathroom without leaning on each other. He looked in the mirror and we both realised the massive purple hickey on his neck. Whatdafaq. It's alright though cause I covered it up well with a bit of concealer and powder. Phew, all in the clear, right?

Oh. My. Fucking. God!!!!!

This fucker goes home, takes a nice, hot, steamy shower, and has dinner with his family and forgets to put on more concealer.

THIS FUCKER!! His mum points at his neck and is like "haha, you are gay". HIS GRANDPARENTS WERE THERE. AND HIS OLDER BROTHER. AND HIS DAD. AND HES CHINESE. UGHHHHG!!!!

My love life is miserable. The end!