Favorite bird genre has got to be 'that's literally just a dinosaur'
Groove-Billed Ani
Hoatzin
Pheasant Coucal
Dudes healthcare is so fake. My ADHD meds are $940 without insurance. But they gave me a website of "coupons" which straight up looks like a scam website, and I got it today for $60! Just a coupon from a random website and it was $900 cheaper. America, I am confusion!! America explain!!
hey americans there is a recall on testosterone gel because they found benzene in it! please check the lot numbers on your batches, benzene is really not something you want to be rubbing into your skin, also you might be eligible for compensation because this is just insane what the fuck
boys like it when you imprison them in the ornate birdcage that hangs in the centre of your lair
honestly the best thing I've made, with help from my beautiful girlfriend <3
hypno as a punishment is Also Fun. i love when character a is being fucking annoying and character b just snaps their fingers and says "sleep" and turns character a into a puddle in their chair
i think in the end furries will always win. in whatever time it takes i think people are going to realize anthropomorphism is so deeply ingrained in us as creatures that to even invent a hatred of the concept to begin with is like hating the concept of telling stories or singing or dancing
I don't know your family's Secrets,
But I know your dad bakes tasty pies,
And I don't know what's your favourite player,
But I know you play soccer on tuesdays,
And I never learnt your birthday,
But I'll be to your party with a gift,
And I don't remember your favourite colour,
But I know you like to paint,
And I don't recall your favourite anime's name,
But It reminds me of you whenever I find any.
I don't wish to know
any of these things I don't know,
Because to make you euphoric
is somebody else's Duty,
My Role
Is Just to make you happy.
And It might seem contradictory
(If only because we convinced ourselves
That affection is in intimacy
Alone)
I love you.
Hey, uh, I'm not going to make it tonight. Yeah, uh, the dragon queen kidnapped me. Yeah, again. No, it's fine, don't send anyone. She wants me to drink from her enchanted chalice and become her consort. I'm not sure what that means, but I'm going to roll with it. See ya tomorrow
I'm a silly bitch who's currently got 2 alts because I can't Man the fuck up and show people my interests. i'm Also deeply infatuated with a ficcional skeleton. hiiiii :)
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