Dynnor

this has genuinely started a bit of an internal debate bc would my aspec ass who hoards personal information like a dragon, tell a partner abt my ✨f00d issues✨ or have s3x first? questions...

so first half of the week, sperm donor was at a Manager Work Thingy a few hours away and thus i was Acting Adult of the household and as such in charge of ensuring that both the dog and my little sibling slept, drank water and ate.

nowhere in my instructions were to ensure i slept or ate >:3

unfortunately this had the regrettable consequence of nearly fainting during sparring so... gonna need to be a tad more careful next time lol.

well. hmm.

certainly something, yes

Crying.

me, after crawling back to tumblr after idefk whats been going but rest assured it was not a productive or fun time.

hallo (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

im gonna start making d1ets (aesthetic w/daily c@l limits) which should i make first?

comment if u have specific ideas (eg space themed -> the moon, winter themed -> frosty winter plants, etc.)

moots cmere i need ur opinions! @angelsonfiilm @g1rl-interrupts @moth-boyyyy @allulose-add1ct @pr0ngs4th0ngs @beebees-tattooed-ribs @amptoohigh

quietly picks this back up like i didnt disappear for almost a month teehee

day 2 : s4fe fo0d/s and why

in no particular order:

pickles - low c@l and high salt helps with low blood pressure (my worst/current least favourite 4n@ symptom)

shirataki/konjac noodles - super low c@l and really filling (quiet pricy tho so only as treats/if im reallllly craving noodles)

cucumbers - low c@l and tasty i just fuckinf love them rlly what more can j say

strawberries - MY ONE TRUE LOVE MY BABIES low c@l and so incredibly delicious i will grow my own someday bc they too are way to expensive

quest bars - low-med c@l w/protein and i like specifically the brownie and double chocolate ones bc if u microwave them for like 10 seconds theyr like warm fresh brownies!!

sugar free pudding/jello - low c@l and fulfills my sweet tooth

rice cakes - low c@l. back on my basic 3dblr bullshit

grape tomatoes - low c@l, tasty, snackable, way too expensive especially with how easy they are to grow and how prolific their plants are

pocky - my sweet tooth again lol. kinda unconventional safe food but the ones that come in multi-packs are like 60-75 per mini package which is pretty good cause i can stretch those an hour, hour and a half and have them with tea usually

ilyt chickadee <3

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𐙚 rb with your safe foods 𐙚

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edblr i have made a funny

plz laugh 🥺👉🏻👈🏻