Okay So I Didn’t Wanna Comment On The Whole Tubi Ad Shit But Their Little Hat People Are Expanding

Holy Christ that’s ME WHAT

I’m so sorry but yes, I am. This is what I’m doing in place of sleep.

@bigsta you like the blog so far? :]

I don’t even know. I mean, it’s really sadistic to the point of trying to be “stylish” with its kills and making sure none is the same as the last, and would maybe attack on sight, but that’s no guarantee. Best I can tell you is to not sneak up on it, raise your hands in the air and try your best to talk it down, as it hasn’t seen a proper human in probably eons, and if it does have some sort of database, we can assume the Geneva Convention is hard coded into it considering it was made to win wars. Also, something to note is that it was made to counter the last machine created. If you can, try doing some digging on the “Earthmover” line of machinery, but the name should be enough, right?

Here’s a look at it, despite the low quality. Yes, what you see on its shoulder/chest are buildings.

What do ya think of these fellas? Blood fueled and bloodthirsty. V1, a Sentry, Swordsmachines (team colored!) and a Streetcleaner. Pyro would like that last one.

Ahh, yes. I seen the first one. They all look amazin. I'd kill to reverse-engineer em. Who made em? How intelligent are them bots?

Reblog if you agree

I have an issue with idiotic henchmen characters because why can’t you shoot him, you dumbasses, we went through a whole interview, you had like ten years of experience, and suddenly now you decide to act like if I gave my dementia ridden grandma a twelve-gauge and put her in WW3?

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Have this random photo of a random frame of Spider-Man from an anti-drug PSA.

mer krisma

man I fucking love Christmas and being jolly and shit but DESPISE winter why the fuck is it so COLD