I Love That My First Reaction When Ao3 Goes Down Isn't 'Oh Let's Check The Ao3 Updates', It's 'Time To

hey, sasha.

i stole the audio from a tiktok but the og sound is from here !!

Since bonzo is officially here, here's some absolutely cursed images I've created during the magnus protocol arg

season 2 elrond "these rings must be destroyed why is no one listening to me" peredhel

*A few days after Jace's first visit to the North*

Jace: I don't think Lord Stark likes me very much...

Watchman 1: ...You have nothin' to worry about Prince Jacaerys

Watchman 2: Yeah, I'd say the warden of the North has been ecstatic since the day you arrived!

Jace: ....Surely you jest, he's been nothing but cold since my arrival!

Watchman 3: Oh no Your Highness, Lord Cregan is nothing but smiles when you're around!

Jace: You must be wrong

Watchman 2: Look! There's lord stark! Watch this your Highness

Watchman 2: Lord Stark!

*Cregan looks their way frowning*

Jace: ....*waves*

*Cregan's mouth twitches*

Watchman 1: See! I've never seen him smile that widely!

*The other two watchmen nod along*

Jace: ....That's a smile?!

they're being ominous again

boop unto others as you would have them boop unto you

Do you ever think about how they took Newt's body with them on the Berg? They picked him up from where he died, carried him onto the Berg. Minho laid his jacket over Newt like a blanket. After they rescue Thomas from the roof and pull him on board, they place him right next to Newt.

Newt and Thomas lie side by side on the Berg, Newt's hand in Thomas' hand. In his shock he forgot that Newt is dead, can't process it. Thomas wonders how peaceful Newt looks while war and fires are raging around them. That's the last thing he can remember before unconsciousness hits him, wondering why Newt's hand is so cold in all the heat around them

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