Aaravos You Better Have Put That On Your Fridge.

Mobius: so you see. you’re not destined to rule loki. 

Loki: ….

Mobius: …

Loki: Is that it? I thought you were building up to some big revelation. I already know that.

Mobius: What? No you don’t. You think you were born to rule and this is the big moment when I crush your self image and break you.

Loki: Well not to assist with my own torture–

Mobius: It says in the script that this is therapy.

Loki: But it’s not and we’re not going to call it that even in this joke post (*leans on the 4th wall*). Anyway. Not to assist in my own torture but I think you really need to try something else because I’ve known that all along. If I thought I was destined to rule I wouldn’t have felt inferior to Thor - who WAS destined to rule - all my life. My father always favored him. Not me. I said as much. It’s kind of an important part of my character. The whole reason I tried to delay - not stop, delay - Thor’s coronation was because I thought he would start a war when (not if, when) he became king. Then I tried to kill myself.

Mobius: and then in Avengers you literally said “I am burdened with a glorious purpose–”

Loki: While being coerced threatened and mind influenced by Thanos. Minutes after saying that I was literally stumbling and barely able to stand because of the recent torture I had undergone. I didn’t actually believe that even though I wanted to… Even Coulson could tell. He said I lacked conviction even though he’d never met me before that day. But even if I did believe that, it would be a new belief I’d gained after learning I was destined to be King of Jotunheim until Odin stole that legacy from me. Not something I’d always believed.

Mobius: But. The script-

Loki: Was written by some who knows nothing about my backstory. Mike Waldron didn’t even know I killed Laufey even though it’s one of the most critical moments for my character. Because he never even watched the movie that explains my backstory. Are you really going to take his word on anything?

"Is Vox inse-claw, purr-suing allure? Flitting between this cat and that, is nothing working?"

"IGNORE HIS CHIRPING!"

I’m tired of people acting like Zhongli is a serious and chill guy who would never cause problems on purpose as if he isn’t one of the biggest menaces out of the Seven. He used to throw mountains at Venti for annoying him. He, the god of history, starts fights among historians for shits and giggles. He tried to gaslight the Traveler into thinking he was totally not at the Chasm guys really Aether/Lumine you must be seeing things maybe you should go see Baizhu. When Qiqi wanted “Cocogoat” milk he was like “Oh yeah sure totally let’s go look for it” knowing damn well it was a wild goose chase. He made the Traveler sing to a flower and then was like “Oh would you look at that” when a Whooperflower jumped out to maul them. I love him. He’s like a cat pushing things off the counter to see how people react. I would pay to see him interact directly with Neuvillette because I know for a fact he’d get on that man’s nerves and argue about water tasting just to feel something. Furina used freedom from godhood to take a nap and Zhongli used it to give psychic damage to anyone who talks to him longer than 5 minutes. Iconic.

Rumor of the Ten-Thousand-Year Sakura

This AU is Being Turned Into a Manga

The first part for Nozaki-kun AU!

Target Found: Goro Akechi's Palace. The story of how I stopped taking the subway.

affirmations: you are not real, you don’t have feelings, you don’t want anything, this will be over soon

Scara I’m sick right now, you’re really gonna make me edit a meme of you right now? in my moment of weakness??

anya forger x genshin emotes 🥜