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THROUGH A RAPIST’S EYES” (PLS TAKE TIME TO READ THIS. It may save a life, It may save your life.)

An Article from Neena Susan Thomas

“Through a rapist’s eyes. A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interview…ed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:

1] The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun! , braid, or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.

2] The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who’s clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing.

3] They also look for women using their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered.

4] The number one place women are abducted from / attacked at is grocery store parking lots.

5] Number two is office parking lots/garages.

6] Number three is public restrooms.

7] The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to a second location where they don’t have to worry about getting caught.

8] If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn’t worth it because it will be time-consuming.

9] These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas,or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands.

10] Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you’re not worth it.

POINTS THAT WE SHOULD REMEMBER:

1] If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk: can’t believe it is so cold out here, we’re in for a bad winter. Now that you’ve seen their faces and could identify them in a line- up, you lose appeal as a target.

2] If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell Stop or Stay back! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they’d leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target.

3] If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yelling I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent.

4] If someone grabs you, you can’t beat them with strength but you can do it by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm between the elbow and armpit or in the upper inner thigh – HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it really hurts.

5] After the initial hit, always go for the groin. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy’s parts it is extremely painful. You might think that you’ll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause him a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and he’s out of there.

6] When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.

7] Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, don’t dismiss it, go with your instincts. You may feel little silly at the time, but you’d feel much worse if the guy really was trouble.

FINALLY, PLEASE REMEMBER THESE AS WELL ….

1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do it.

2. Learned this from a tourist guide to New Orleans : if a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you…. chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car: Kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won’t see you but everybody else will. This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping,eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON’T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side,put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU CLOSE the DOORS , LEAVE.

5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:

a. Be aware: look around your car as someone may be hiding at the passenger side , peek into your car, inside the passenger side floor, and in the back seat. ( DO THIS TOO BEFORE RIDING A TAXI CAB) .

b. If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.

c. Look at the car parked on the driver’s side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)

6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot).

7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN!

8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked “for help” into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it’s better safe than sorry.

If u have compassion reblog this post. ‘Helping hands are better than Praying Lips’ – give us your helping hand.

REBLOG THIS AND LET EVERY GIRL KNOW AT LEAST PEOPLE WILL KNOW WHATS GOING ON IN THIS WORLD. So please reblog this….Your one reblog can Help to spread this information.

THIS COULD ACTUALLY SAVE A LIFE.”

The art of pleasure ° Stray Kids

When one girl in your class makes fun of you for being a virgin at a party, you are left distraught. It's only natural that you decide to whine about it to your best friend, Bang Chan; but he does more than lending a shoulder to cry on, he comes up with a solution. He and his 7 friends will help you and teach you all about the pleasure of the flesh. What could go wrong?

Genre: College AU, SMUT 18+ ONLY

TW: smut, fraternity SKZ, inexperienced reader, experienced stray kids, more detailed warnings will be in each chapter

Chapter 1 : Caress ° Bang Chan

Chapter 2: Venus ° Lee Know

Chapter 3: Mars ° Changbin

Chapter 4: Charm ° Hyunjin

Chapter 5: Urgency ° Han

Chapter 6: Authority ° Felix

Chapter 7: Docility ° Seungmin

Chapter 8: Company° IN

Thank you guys so much for the support on this series, here you can find the sequel <3

Stray Kids Love Playlist: A Series

A sweet collection of skz college au stories inspired by bts 💕 tracks. (1/8) complete!

1. UGH! (Bang Chan)

RELEASE DATE: May 2023

PAIRING: Bang Chan x Fem!Reader

GENRE: college au, angst, fluff, enemies to lovers, forced proximity

WARNINGS: swearing, mc has dyslexia, implications of misogyny and ableism

SYNOPSIS: Despite what everyone thinks, Christopher Bang is definitely not perfect. At least, not to you. After the election for Student Council President ends in an exact tie, you and Chris both end up as co-presidents, to your horror. But even though Chris is literally the bane of your existence, you try to remain professional and do your best to communicate with him only when absolutely necessary. But when circumstances force you together, you learn that maybe you and Chris aren’t as different as you thought.

2. MAKE IT RIGHT (Lee Know)

RELEASE DATE: May/June 2023

PAIRING: Lee Know x Fem!Reader

GENRE: college au, fluff, exes to lovers, angst

WARNINGS: swearing, suggestive

SYNOPSIS: You and Minho are the “golden couple” of your university. Well, you were. After letting the pressures of college life get in the way of your relationship, you end in a messy breakup. However, you both share a lot of friends and it’s impossible to avoid each other, so you both ignore your lingering feelings for each other. But love works in strange ways, and now yours needs to be made right.

3. FAKE LOVE (Changbin)

RELEASE DATE: May/June 2023

PAIRING: Changbin x Fem!Reader

GENRE: college au, fluff, fake dating, friends to lovers

WARNINGS: swearing, toxic family dynamics

SYNOPSIS: Growing up, you were always the black sheep of your family. You were never cute enough, or nice enough, or smart enough, and constantly singled out. Your family’s increased pressure on you to be better caused an uneasy rift between you. However, when you are invited to attend your sister’s wedding, you know you will never hear the end of it from your relatives if they find out you are still single. So, you end up taking your friend, Changbin, so he can pretend to be your date. But maybe your feelings for each other are not so fake after all…

4. BUTTERFLY (Hyunjin)

RELEASE DATE: May/June 2023

PAIRING: Hyunjin x Fem!Reader

GENRE: college au, fluff, strangers to lovers, angst, hurt/comfort

WARNINGS: swearing, suggestive

SYNOPSIS: After a heart-fluttering encounter with an enigmatic boy at a friend’s party, you let go of your reservations and your friends’ warnings to pursue him. Hyunjin may seem like a charismatic, humorous person, but when with you, he literally and metaphorically draws stars around your scars. But such a passionate love at such a young age can be fleeting, like a butterfly. Is it worth the risk?

5. HOME (Han)

RELEASE DATE: May 7th, 2023

PAIRING: Han x Fem!Reader

GENRE: college au, fluff, roommates to lovers, friends to lovers, mutual pining

WARNINGS: mild swearing

SYNOPSIS: Jisung. Your roommate. Your best friend. The person you call when you need a ride home. The person who brings you ice cream when you’re sad. The person who you tried not to like, but failed anyway. So you bury your feelings. When the stress of impending exams doubles down, both you and Han must lean on each other even more to get through. But on one fateful night, everything changes.

6. BLACK SWAN (Felix)

RELEASE DATE: May/June 2023

PAIRING: Felix x Fem!Reader

GENRE: college au, fluff, angst, grumpy/sunshine

WARNINGS: swearing, toxic relationship (not felix and mc)

SYNOPSIS: Felix is everything you’re not: happy, sociable, optimistic. You’re everything Felix isn’t: grumpy, quiet, pessimistic. You aren’t a bad person, but it’s the circumstances that you face that keep you from enjoying your life, and Felix is a constant reminder of what you don’t and can’t have. When your troubles reach a climax, Felix resolves to help you, and no amount of sassy comments or eye-rolls will deter him.

7. COFFEE (Seungmin)

RELEASE DATE: May/June 2023

PAIRING: Seungmin x Fem!Reader

GENRE: college au, fluff, strangers to lovers

WARNINGS: mild swearing

SYNOPSIS: Seungmin has never been a relationship person. And no, not even of the casual kind. He prefers independence, getting through college while working at his family’s coffee shop. One day, he’ll inherit the café and finally be able to thrive on his passion, but until then, he’ll keep his head down and work. His plans are thrown off when you breeze into the shop. You’re so pretty, but there is no way he’s smitten. It’s just customary to spend an extra ten minutes during the morning rush trying to pipe a creamer heart onto your coffee.

8. BOY IN LUV (I.N)

RELEASE DATE: May/June 2023

PAIRINGS: I.N x Fem!Reader

GENRE: college au, fluff, unrequited love

WARNINGS: swearing, heavy drinking

SYNOPSIS: Of course on the one night you let loose, at your best friend’s birthday party, you get too tipsy and end up kissing Jeongin, the guy who sits behind you in your chemistry class. And what makes it worse? You know he has a crush on you, and you definitely do not reciprocate. But no matter how many times you reject him afterwards, Jeongin insists you have feelings for him. But there is no universe where you would have feelings for Jeongin Yang, or his gorgeous smile.

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Boyfriend Texts 4 - SKZ OT8

Synopsys: text from bf!skz when they are drunk.

Warnings: none, I think?

Hope you enjoy! 🩵

*screams* I love him so much omg

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Omg I NEED another part

the boy is mine

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୨୧ hyunjin

Life without Y/n seemed- no was so unfulfilling, it felt incomplete, the boys were so upset that they refused to eat anything that wasn’t Y/n’s cooking leading Hyunjin to have to remember recipes and dishes that the woman made to satiate his kids

Hyori wasn’t any better, she had began teething and no matter what Somi nor Hyunjin tried, the girl would scream for hours until she screamed herself to sleep, it was noticeable to everyone, the Hwang’s needed Y/n

While the kids showed their hearts on their sleeves, Hyunjin may have been the worst of them all, his heart genuinely felt like there was a Y/n sized hole missing, and it was all his fault

There was always a huge possibility that Y/n would end up pregnant, he never wore condoms and she wasn’t on any type of birth control, if anything he should’ve been prepping for the inevitable baby sooner

He couldn’t help but cry at the idea of the woman who he and his kids loved dearly, leaving and cutting them out of her life for good, not only that, preventing the new Hwang baby from getting to know its father and siblings

But Hyunjin forgot, one rather major detail, the whole reason that made him lose him mind at the knowledge of his mistress being pregnant, and it was his own wife, Somi

Somi may have been distant, but she wasn’t dumb, she knew that something was going on with her husband and the nanny because, while the kids being upset with her leaving had plenty reasons to be understandable, it didn’t make sense for Hyunjin to be devastated

Somi wasn’t going to say anything to reveal that she knew, it wasn’t her can of worms to open and if he was man enough to cheat, he would have to man up and be man enough to tell

“Come on Jaejae, can you please just eat? It’s literally your favorite” Somi watched as the boy threw the bowl of cinnamon toast crunch across the room screaming for his llama, feeling overwhelmed and annoyed with her youngest son, Somi sent him to his bedroom

“If you don’t like something you don’t throw it, am I clear young man?” Hyungjae stormed off, screaming about how he wanted llama, and that made the baby of the house scream as well, and much to her surprise, the oldest son began to whine too, talking about how not having Y/n wake him up hurt his heart

“Oh my god, can you all stop crying? Y/n will be back, stop screaming before I put you guys in timeout” Somi grabbed her youngest daughter who strongly detested her, and sobbed louder, making the already annoyed woman, pissed

So she placed the now ten month old down in her seat, screaming for her husband to deal with their kids because she couldn’t, not only were they all screaming, they weren’t listening to her which was something she hated more than off brand designer bags, there was almost nothing she hated more than off brand bags

Hyunjin walked in, calming his sons down and picking Hyori up from her high chair, and while her crying failed to stop, it definitely went down some decibels “I got it Somi, just go, it’s not like you’re home anyways”

Somi scoffed, not liking how she caught a stray from her husband, in fact she was mad he was acting like he didn’t know why their kids where so fussy, and while she had no filter, she wasn’t going to have that talk in front of her kids

“We’ll talk Hwang, I need to have a word with you”

That talk would come three days later, the kids refused to settle down and so Hyunjin’s parents came to pick them up so that the overwhelmed parents could have some time to themselves

But with the way Somi stared at Hyunjin with her eyes slanted with disdain, Hyunjin started to believe that he would have three Hyori’s screaming rather than be alone with his wife

“I want a divorce”

Somi said it so quickly and calmly that Hyunjin almost believed that he misheard the older woman, but when his eyes looked down on the papers that she slammed on their kitchen table, he knew that she was serious

“What why?” Hyunjin wasn’t upset, in fact he was happy that she was the one who filed, her signature was already on the papers, and all he had to do was place his, but it seemed so sudden from her end

“I know you’ve been fucking Y/n- wait let me finish i’m not done speaking damn’it, but i’m not mad, matter of fact i’m more mad that you made a pregnant woman leave, why did she leave Hyunjin?”

Hyunjin sighed “She told me that she was pregnant and I didn’t handle it like I should’ve, I said some things that in hindsight were fucking awful and shitty, it was not my brightest moment, and I wish I could tell her that I was sorry”

Somi gasped, shocked that her husband would ever do something like that, so she did the only thing she could think to do, smack him. Somi reeled her hand back, connecting it with so much vigor that Hyunjin let out a meek scream, shocked “I can’t believe you’d get a woman pregnant and then treat her like that, you’re an asshole Hwang”

Hyunjin began stuttering, hand cradling his cheek as he reeled in from the searing pain, confused as to how she was informed of the pregnancy and then it sunk it, she was in the house when Y/n told him and she could’ve heard the entire exchange

“She left her pregnancy tests in her bathroom, and I haven’t been the one fucking you Hyunjin, but we’ve been married for awhile, I know what you look like after sex” Hyunjin gulped, not knowing how to handle this situation

“All I want from this divorce is the car you gave me, you can have full custody, the houses, and your money, I don’t want anything else except freedom and I can’t have that being a mom of three and your wife”

Somi spoke with so much eloquence that Hyunjin was feeling bad about doing this to her, he felt bad that he couldn’t love her like she deserved and even though she wasn’t showing her emotions, he felt that it had to hurt

“I’m not hurt Hyunjin, stop looking at me like that, i’m serious, I don’t care, but you need to make it up to that poor girl, she’s pregnant and is the only person who those rascals listen to, if you don’t make it up they will hate you for the rest of your life”

Hyunjin sighed, finally feeling the urge to speak “But I am still confused, what do you get out of this Somi? I know you said you don’t care, but why would you only bring out divorce papers now”

Somi smiled, flipping her hair over her shoulder before shrugging “I was cheating on you first, and the man i’m with doesn’t want kids, so I couldn’t divorce you until I had a good enough reason because the judge would grant me 50/50, and now that you got another woman pregnant, and i’m the spouse who’s kid prefer the damn mistress, the judge is going to give me what I want”

In all the years that Hyunjin known Somi, he had never seen his wife like this, and with the new information that she was cheating first and fell out of love too made him feel less shitty “So you waited until I gotten another woman pregnant so that she could mother the kids?”

Somi agreed, telling him that she knew that he would inevitably get another person pregnant since his pull out game was weak, and his sperm was highly fertile “I don’t know wether to be offended or not” Somi rolled her eyes, shoving the papers into his hands

“Less talking more signing Hwang” Hyunjin rolled his eyes, skimming through the packet and noting that she was telling the truth, the only thing she wanted out of this divorce was her g-wagon and no custody, she was fine leaving the kids to their father

“I don’t know wether to be relieved or concerned that you don’t want anything to do with the kids, they’re yours too” Somi scowled, waving her hand dismissively “Would you rather me take full custody, the houses, your money, and post the fact that you got the nanny pregnant?”

Hyunjin winced, if it got out that he cheated on his wife with a younger woman who took care of their kids, the media would have a field day with it and his kids would see the dog that the media paints their father as when they get a social media presence

“Noted” Hyunjin flipped to the pages where he needed to sign, and hastily signed his signature, making a smile form against Somi’s face as she celebrated about the fact she was finally free

“I hope all is well between you and the girl, she loves those kids, so she’ll be back, but don’t do something stupid where you’re going to ruin your life and your kids, that baby needs a father and mother Hyunjin, and i’m sorry that I couldn’t be the mother that our kids needed, but i’m thankful you found- well that I found Y/n, but i’m thankful you found love in her”

Hyunjin stared at Somi, lips parted and gaping as he tried to figure out what to say, it wasn’t every day that your wife was happy that you got another woman pregnant, and it wasn’t everyday that she supported said pregnancy

“I’m going to stay until I get all my stuff out, but i’ll be out of your hair before long, i’m also taking our sheets, I haven’t seen any like that and I love the design, you don’t need them anyways”

Hyunjin’s face contorted into one of amusement, she wasn’t actually upset and wearing a mask, she was just happy that she could finally leave, living her own life and only then did Hyunjin realize how unfair life has been to her

Hyunjin and Somi met while he was 19 and still in his freshman year of college, Somi was 28 and was living the bachelorette life, according to Hyunjin’s parents, she was a wild child all her life and they didn’t want her to waste her child bearing years, so what did they do?

They arranged a relationship between Hyunjin and Somi, being “together” for nine years before her parents were upset at their being no children, so much to her dismay, she was pregnant and married all in the same year, and as if that wasn’t enough, they kept pestering the woman to have more and more

Somi felt trapped, and Hyunjin accidentally played into it, instead of helping her, he made it worse by getting the woman pregnant everytime he felt like it, and while he was mourning the miscarriages that would’ve gave him more children before Hyori was born, Somi on the other hand was chided by her own parents and he had accidentally missed it because of his own feelings, and now that he’s realizing this years later only made him feel more guilty

Somi never wanted to marry and she never wanted kids, but Hyunjin got her pregnant six times and had her give birth to three of their children, and the thought of him ruining her life couldn’t help but bring tears to his eyes

“I’m sorry” While the two worded sentence wouldn’t ever be enough to justify what had happened to her in the two decades years they’ve been together, they had been a start and it brought an elated smile to Somi’s face, a smile that he hadn’t seen in over a decade

“I forgive you, being honest, I could have always left but I didn’t want to leave you with the boys on your own” Hyunjin sniffled, opening his arms to embrace Somi because while he hasn’t felt love for her since the her pregnancy with Hyungmin, and in introspection, he hasn’t ever loved her, leaving the both of them in an uncomfortable loveless decades long relationship

“I’m sorry for everything Somi, take care and whatever you do, know that i’ll be here for you” The grip from their hug only tightened, so many emotions and words that needed to be said, were being said without a word leaving either one of them

“I’m closing the chapter on us, so I don’t think i’ll ever contact you again, but if the boys want to talk when they get older, i’m open to that” Somi pulled away, lacing her fingers with his in a platonic hold, this was the end of their marriage, and the beginning between Y/n and him

…

Despite having agreed to the mutual settlement of the divorce, the only thing that was left was telling the boys that there would no longer be anymore daddy and mommy together, and mommy wouldn’t be able to care for them anymore

Hyunjin agreed that leaving Hyori with his parents was the smarter option, and they would also not inform her parents of their split, if they ever asked why they didn’t hear from them anymore, Hyunjin would tell them that she was abroad for work

It wasn’t like they called for anything else other than to pester Hyunin about how he should be be raising the kids since he was man, and chiding the man for being in touch with his femininity at his “old age” Hyunjin wasn’t sure why they were concerned with what he wore and how he styled his hair and makeup since none of that had to do with their daughter, but now he realized that in hindsight, they didn’t give a fuck about anything except power

After realizing that, he also added another condition into the divorce papers which was “Myung Somi’s biological parents have no rights to the children, these rights include no claim to file charges against either party under their grandparent rights, babysitting, visitation, and showing up to their place of education, without Mr. Hyunjin Hwang’s explicit permission”

“Me and your mother are divorcing” The two boys were staring at one another, confused about what was just said to them since they’ve never heard anyone around them use that word

“Hyunjin you idiot, they obviously don’t know what that means” Somi rolled her eyes, looking at the two boys who thankfully looked more like their father rather than her “What your daddy means is that I won’t live here anymore and that it’ll only be you guys, him and your llama in the house”

Somi was trying her best to be loving, which clearly shocked the boys “So you’re leaving again?” Hyungmin titled his head when he asked his and Somi nodded, confirming his question “Oh so it’s going back to normal then, okay so when’s llama coming back I have to ask her something”

Hyungjae not understanding the situation but seeing that his brother was happy and talking about llama caused him to smile and celebrate, which shocked the two adults who were staring at one another

“I’m leaving for a long time, you guys won’t see me” The boys ignored her which made her roll her eyes and look at her soon to be ex husband “I told you the boys liked her better, just wait until they learn that they’ll get another sibling from their beloved llama”

Hyunjin shushed the woman, not wanting to get their hopes up about a baby from the woman who wasn’t answering his texts nor calls about the matter, but as he stared at his boys who were enjoying the idea of having their llama back, he knew that his heart would be complete the moment she came home

If she came home

“Okay so when are you leaving and when is llama going to be back” Hyungmin didn’t mean to be rude, but Somi couldn’t help but dramatically roll her eyes at her sons blantant dismissal

“She’ll be home soon, she loves all of you, and she misses you guys even more” Despiye talking to the two boys in front of her, her eyes looked at Hyunjin when she finished, reassuring him that she knew that Y/n still loved him

Hyunjin couldn’t help but laugh at his situation, his ex- wife was reassuring him about the mistress who he knocked up during their marriage, but he wouldn’t ask questions, it could’ve been so much worse but luck was finally in his favor

Now all his luck had to do now was bring the love of his life back to his kids, back to him, back home

୨୧ felix

Felix felt like an idiot

Correction, he was feeling the effects of his idiocy for how he treated Y/n the other night. Even though all he wanted to was apologize for telling her the news so abruptly, he knew that he shouldn’t, the moment that he saw her, he would fold, and he promised his wife to try to work on their relationship for the baby

But he couldn’t help but walk by the bustling cafe, attempting to catch glimpses of the owner, but always falling short because it seemed like Y/n hired someone to work the register, which meant she was spending her time in the kitchen, or in her office, and wether he wanted to admit it or not, it was his fault for the abrupt change

All in all the worst side effect of him breaking up with the woman was how Flora handled the news of never going back to Y/n’s cafe. Felix sat Flora down and told the five year old that they were no longer welcome to visit, and while Felix knew it was far from her fault that she couldn’t visit her favorite cafe, he knew that she was too young to know the truth, so he had to settle on telling the little girl a white lie

That white lie being that Y/n was mad at him and that they had to find a new cafe, and of course, Flora took the news awful, she screamed until her mother told her to shut up which also made Felix feel awful, he couldn’t stand the situation he put himself into

It was fully his fault to do things like this and now that he looked back at what Y/n said, she was right, Bitna was an awful mother to Flora and if the way she yelled at a five year old to shut up or else she would get hit was any indication, then trying to work things out with her would never work

Flora began sobbing, having never heard her mother yell at her in such an aggressive manner which seemed to anger the woman even more, because she grabbed her louis vuitton handbag, and stormed out with Felix’s keys to his benz

His eye twitched, he wasn’t sure if he even wanted to work on the marriage anymore, and it seemed that the relationship was only furthering to deteriorate, he was beginning to feel the brunt of his actions, he was an idiot

“Flora come here baby” The girl screamed, yelling that she hated her father for getting banned from the cafe, running into her room and slamming the door, instead of his wife who would nag about their daughter being disrespectful, he sighed, leaving the girl alone because she had every reason to be upset with him, it was his fault after all

He walked into the living room, thankful it placed right in front of Flora’s door so that he could keep an eye on the girl for when she inevitably stormed out for lunch, but sighed for the umpteenth time, reaching for his phone to call his wife to ask her where she was, being honest he didn’t care about her, but the baby that she was carrying

Only for her to hang up and not answer his phone, it wasn’t uncommon for her to do this, hell she did this everytime she didn’t get her way, but Felix assumed that she would stop since he requested her too when she begged him to work on their relationship

“Fuck me” His fingers lingered over a photo, a selfie from a month back that captured his arm around Y/n as she held up Flora who was smiling with brownie batter caked on her face and teeth, it was taken after one of Flora’s recitals and as a lovely gesture, Y/n had decided to bake her a batch of “princess brownies” but before she could even deposit the batter in the tray Flora stuck her fingers in it

He wanted to cry, the more and more he told himself that he was doing the right thing, the more than he felt that he wasn’t, he missed Y/n and she definitely didn’t want to see him which should’ve made him happy, but it did the opposite

He should’ve listened, instead of trying to be the handy manny guy from Flora’s favorite show, and trying to fix a marriage that couldn’t be fixed, he should’ve been building a new one with Y/n, one that he alongside his daughter would be able to flourish in

A single tear fell past his eye and in mere seconds, it turned into full on crying, his life was ruined and it was his fault, his daughter hated him, his wife didn’t care about him, and the woman he loved probably hated him too, and there was nothing he could do about it

“Daddy i’m sorry, I don’t hate you I promise” The little girl pulled at her fathers hand, reminding him that he wasn’t in this alone and he had to take care of his daughter, the one girl, who still loved him at this point, Felix chuckled, wiping the dampness off his cheeks and embracing the five year old in his arms

“I love you Flora, daddy’s sorry, i’ll fix this don’t worry” The girl sat on his lap, staring at him with eyes so wide that he believed a galaxy could fit inside of them, in fact he would find a way to prove it if it meant that Flora would finally forgive him

“Why does mommy yell a lot, will she yell at the baby too?” Felix gasped, not expecting for his sardonic five year old to do a complete 180° “No Flora no, I promise you she’s just upset” Flora huffed, asking if she was always upset since she was always yelling and for the third time that day, he was having an epiphany, Bitna was an awful woman and the longer he stayed with her, the more his daughter hurt

Which was exactly what Y/n told him, his heart began to clench at the thought of his baby girl, and the same would only happen to their newest addition, so despite ruining his relationship over wanting to fix this one, he was going to end his marriage, all for all

“Well don’t tell her this, but she’s scary, she’s not like any of my friends mommies, I don’t like her” Flora hadn’t meant to hit Felix’s heart where it hurt, she was one of the reasons he wanted this marriage to work, but the more she spoke, the more than he knew that it needed to end, for the sake of her mental and the sake of how she wild perceive later relationships

…

“I want a divorce” Felix’s already deep voice seemed to be deeper as it was laced with animosity, shocking the woman who was laying on the couch, munching on a bag of corn flavored chips

“But why?” Felix rolled his eyes, mocking what Bitna said in a tone that was definitely not even close to hers, but it made his point clear, so he wouldn’t dwell on it either

“You’re literally so toxic Bitna, Flora doesn’t love you, she fears you and I don’t want her to deal with trauma that you caused, especially since it can be avoided all together”

Bitna stood up, angrily crossing her arms over her chest “I’m literally pregnant you’re divorcing me, how could you be so cruel” Felix sighed, running his hands though his long tresses of blonde locs, trying to calm his nerves

“Besides, if you’re seven months pregnant, why aren’t you showing, you were showing during your third month with Flora” Bitna scoffed, calling Felix an idiot for not considering the fact she was having an ectopic pregnancy and the baby wasn’t showing

“Where’s the ultrasound Bitna, show me proof that you’re pregnant or i’m calling the police to arrest you for trespassing” Felix knew he was bluffing, but Bitna did not and she immediately broke down, exclaiming that she was lying

Felix felt the possibility that it was true, but hearing it verbatim made it hurt ten times worse “Bitna you’re so disgusting, Y/n was right about you, of course you’d lie about being pregnant so that you could trap me into staying with you, did you forget about the fact that i’d find out eventually you dumbass?”

Bitna immediately dropped her act and accused Felix of stepping out of their marriage, for being the reason it was ruined but Felix clapped back, telling his soon to be ex-wife that the real reason their marriage was over was because of her, and how he and their daughter hated her

“So not only are you dumb enough to lose me, you’re losing her too, because I noticed you haven’t been to that fucking cafe at all recently, so what you gonna do? Stay alone for the rest of your pitiful old life?”

Felix chuckled, telling her to pack her shirt and sign to papers before he got the court involved and sued her for lying about her pregnancy just to trap him

The woman screamed, irate with anger at the idea of losing her golden ticket to never working, but Felix ignored her, thankful that Flora was in the master bedroom that was thankfully sound proofed

“So not only are you threatening me, you cheated on me, and you turned our daughter against me to favor her? Do you not know how fucked up that is?”

Felix shrugged, replying that manipulating him and acting like an asshole to their five year old daughter who did nothing but love the adults in her life, and the fact that she doesn’t love her own mother said a lot

“I don’t give a fuck Bitna, get the fuck out of my house, I can’t even stand to look at you, after you not only said that you would smack my five year old daughter, you lied to me and her about a baby, that’s disgusting”

Bitna ignored Felix, threatening to make him suffer if he ever left her, but the male couldn’t care less, this woman was actively manipulating his daughter and he wouldn’t stand for it, he refused to be negligent to his daughter

“You have an hour to get out of my house before I kick you out myself Choi Bitna, don’t talk to me any fucking more, we’re done and if you text me i’ll fill a restraining order against you for not only me, but Flora too”

Bitna screamed, throwing the vase that her mother gifted to the two as a wedding gift, scaring Felix as the glass shattered against the floor, Felix’s eyes widened with disbelief and Bitna called her mom, informing her of the situation

Not wanting to deal with her not any longer, he got her to leave her house, locking the door immediately after since all the keys were on the hooks in the living room, and since the cars were all under his name and he didn’t want her to do something that would ruin his credit, nor make him look bad

“Holy fuck, what would Y/n do” He couldn’t help but bottle up the scream inside him, not wanting to be heard raging from his neighbors, he held back tears as he picked up the glass shards, vacuuming up the rest

Felix felt awful, his heart shattered like the glass that was currently on his carpet

He would win Y/n back. He had to

୨୧ seungmin

Seungmin couldn’t help the sinking feeling that his heart felt everytime he looked at the house directly in front of his, but the sad part is that he had no one else to blame but himself

Thankfully his ex lover wasn’t as cruel to his son as he was to her, Minseok would still play at her house daily, but instead of the warmness that greeted him when he picked up his son, he was met but steely eyes and a door slam so shady that it sent multiple messages

But he couldn’t help but feel jealous at the fact that his four year old son had gotten closer to the woman of his affection, and he also couldn’t help but feel guilt, he had disrespected Y/n and she still treated his son with so much warm that it made him feel like Nari wasn’t the rightful mother of his son, despite being the one to give birth to him

Y/n had also still took care of Sunmi whenever he had to work, and when Seungmin texted her to ask why, the only response he received was “It’s not hard for some of us to separate the apple from the tree” and while it was so simple, it was so damning that he could barely think clearly

“Can we invite miss Y/n to my birthday party” Minseok was talking to his mother, but the woman had been so uninvolved that the name Y/n didn’t ring a bell, causing her to curse at her husband for letting their children go around other women

“Nari what the hell are you on, you know Y/n is the neighbor that watches our kids when you’re at home on your ass” Nari immediately halted in his rant, walking off as if she wasn’t just screaming at him, but forgetting to answer Minseok, who was now tearing up

“Listen Minnie bub, Y/n can come, and i’ll ask her for you today” Deep down, he knew that he was terrified to speak to his ex mistress, but it wasn't fear out of her saying no, it was the fear of her tearing into him and breaking his heart again, even though he had no reason to feel the way he did, but he had to do it for his son, he messed up a relationship with her, but he wasn’t going to mess up a relationship with a mother- like figure for his son

So being the loving father he was, he made his way over next door, slowly knocking on the door of the house who’s owner he became so accustomed with, the owner who’s arms he missed dearly

“Hey can we talk” Seungmin hadn’t expected Y/n to open the door, but when she did, he wasn’t surprised to find that she was trying to keep her one year old from crawling outside the door

“About” Seungmin winced, Y/n was a very vocal woman but the way she was icing him out didn’t feel good, not one bit “Minseok wants to know if you’ll be at his birthday?”

Y/n didn’t answer him, staring at him with steely eyes and a sigh, bending down to pick up the one year old who was screaming about wanting to be let outside “I love Minseok, he’s my baby, of course i’ll be there is that all?”

In his shock be began stuttering, not being able to speak which left Y/n slamming the door in his face, ending the conversation herself, and then Seungmin began to let it sink in

He really lost Y/n over protecting the woman who didn’t even care to remember the things he told him, and the more he thought about it, the more that he realized he broke up with the wrong woman

…

“Nari we need to talk” The woman was sleeping, not wanting to engage with anyone but the master bed and while Seungmin understood it, he didn’t see why she was always angry if she was sleeping and didn’t have to take care of his children when the neighbor was taking care of that aspect

“You see me sleeping, fuck we need to talk about” Nari sighed, sitting up in the bed, glaring at her husband who had a matching look

“I want divorce” Nari’s eyes widened as she questioned Seungmin as to what could change his mind, to which he shrugged, telling her to sign the papers or else

“You’ve been married three times and your divorcing the same amount, that means you’re the issue and if you can’t realize that then i’m sorry for your next wife” Seungmin didn’t want to let her know that her words affected her but they did and it was clear

“Oh my god there’s someone else isn’t it? What she wants to leave me? You’ll never make her happy, you don’t even know how to make a woman happy, cause if you did, your marriages would last longer than four years Kim”

The woman stormed over and grabbed the documents from the bewildered man who stood there staring at his soon to be ex wife with such contempt in his eyes that Nari couldn’t help but laugh at how pathetic it all was

“You’re never going to love someone properly, you’ll end up alone” Seungmin scoffed saying that he was fine and he would have their kids to which she wagged his finger in dismissal

“You cheat on me and think you’re going to keep my kids I gave birth to? In no way in hell am I going to let you keep anything that came out of me, your new bitch isn’t going to raise my kids Seungmin, I won’t allow it”

Seungmin scoffed before starting up again “You don’t even interact with the kids, they won’t be happy with you and you know it” The woman shrugged, smirking before grabbing the pen from Seungmin’s work blazer

“Oh I do know it, but I know that you’ll be miserable without them, so it’s a lose-lose-lose situation for all of us” Seungmin was seething, he could see her being mad at him, but their kids did nothing to deserve this

“The kids don’t deserve this Nari, don’t do this to them please” Seungmin was sweating but Nari didn’t care, instead she laughed “You didn’t care about them when you were cheating on their mother now did you?” With a final look, she signed the papers, eyeing Seungmin up with ferocity

Nari chuckled, shaking her head as she got out of bed to grab the documents from the dresser, letting the oh so important papers dangle from her manicured hands much to Seungmin’s dismay but he wasn’t going to act out in a way that could grant her full custody

“Where are you going?” The woman smirked as she looked over her shoulder “Wouldn’t you want to know? But alas since i’m such a lovely person, i’ll tell you, i’m going to get a lawyer, you’re probably lawyered up with one of the best ones in the world since you work with them, but i’m smarter than you think Seungmin”

The woman finished putting her shoes on, humming as she walked over to her soon to be ex husband before pressing a menacing kiss below his ear, the place that soon became his favorite spot becasue of his mistress, the woman right across the street from his soon to be broken family

“May the best Kim win, i’ll make you regret leaving me Seungmin”

Sparky's ♡StrayKids Class♡ series

Hello ♡ I'm excited (and nervous) to announce the release of my new series! These are my current ideas and they may change in the future, so feel free to request anything, plot-wise! Thank you for being here ♡

Bang Chan

♡ Chan's Social Butterfly Class ♡

[You're a shy bean. Your boyfriend's not. What happens when you have your grad school orientation coming soon? Chan offers to help teach you some socializing skills - and it happens during sex because you're the best girl who listens so well while he fucks you.]

Lee Know

♡ Minho's Baking Class ♡

[Unlike your boyfriend, you're the worst in the kitchen. And the patience required for baking? That's also something you definitely have zero tolerance for. But what happens when Minho insists on teaching you how to bake? Or in other words, Minho teaches you about patience by incorporating hands-on baking activities while he has his cock in you.]

Changbin

♡ Changbin's Driving Class ♡

[You're a passenger princess. Always are, always will be. But due to your recent work relocation, you need to learn how to drive. Your friend Changbin is available and he's a fairly patient guy, so what bad thing could happen, right? Nothing bad at all, of course. Just a little out of the norm because this man bends you over the hood of the car and fucks you until you answer all his driving-related questions right. Nothing bad, right?]

Hyunjin

♡ Hyunjin's Painting Class ♡

[Hyunjin isn't the best at teaching. He's good at following instructions but teaching someone, even if it's on something he's good at, is a challenge. But when you come to him, all nervous and panicky because you somehow got tangled into a web of lies that you can paint, he can't say no, can he? And the best way to teach someone is to get to know them first, right? Hyunjin does that while he whispers the painting techniques he uses and models them with brushes of his fingertips on your body.]

Han Jisung

♡ Jisung's Cafe Hopping Class ♡

[Jisung is 50% homebody, 50% go-to-trendy-cafes-body. You, his best friend, is 99% a homebody and Jisung is determined to make you get out from your room and have some fresh air while also experiencing the art of cafe hopping. Somehow, the both of you end up in a sex cafe. You never thought you'd have Jisung's dick deep inside you, stretching you out, at a public place, nonetheless. But even if it's unplanned, participating is part of the class experience, no? Whether or not Jisung purposely brought you there is still up for debate.]

Felix

♡ Felix' MUA Class ♡

[You promised your mom you'd go on a blind date. Nervous, you ask your online friend to help with your makeup. What you didn't expect is for him to be your blind date. And what's more unexpected is that Felix has such a nice dick that you don't mind crying over and ruining your makeup as he fucks into you. In other words, Felix teaches you what to do and what to not do while having makeup on. And he prefers doing the things you shouldn't.]

Seungmin

♡ Seungmin's Creative Writing Class ♡

[You're the worst at writing. Public speaking is a piece of cake for you but writing - especially creative writing - is your biggest downfall. But there's this one compulsory creative writing class that you have to pass and the only person you can seek help from is your roomate, Seungmin. This is where you realise that Seungmin is a good teacher. He has his own methods - making you write and be descriptive about things that are happening to you. It just so happens that the things in question is him sinking his hard cock inside you.]

I.N

♡ I.N's Couture Class ♡

[Jeongin is the OOTD king. Everyone knows that. So, he's the perfect person to go to when you need help with your fashion choices. Being close friends, you don't mind him seeing you in your underwear. But as sweet as Jeongin is, he's still a man with needs and that is the moment when he teaches you both fashion and mindfulness. It's also when he teaches you which outfits to wear that's easier for him to just bend over and fuck you.]

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All fics are fictional and in no way are representations of Stray Kids. The fics will contain smut, so minors please DNI. All sexual acts depicted are consensual and appropriate warnings will be included in the notes. The author appreciates comments and feedback, so feel free to drop by and talk about the fics ♡

Oh god😂😂

Haruhi: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Hikaru: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Haruhi: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING Y/N WITH ME

Koaru, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.

do you ever just want a hug from your bias? just a warm hug where they tell you everything’s going to be ok? that all the pain will go away soon.

that’s what stray kids’ music does to me. it feels like the most familiar hug.

The Sweetest Struggle

synopsis: up early with your toddler, Satoru endures the sweet struggle of letting you sleep in a little longer - much to his daughter's chagrin.

tags: MDNI, pure domestic bliss, fluff, satoru gojo loooves his wife and daughter, no plot just fluff <3

6:00 a.m. in the Gojo household, and despite the fact that the sun was only just barely winking upon the horizon, two voices could be heard above the slowly awakening crickets and early birds.

Uncoordinated clapping - palms only just barely meeting and with scarcely any force behind them - accompanied whispered words, stifled yawns, and breathless chuckles.

"Oh, c'mon, princess... you're just handing the applause out now, I didn't even do anything."

Satoru complained softly down to the child in his arms - his daughter, just shy of a year old - making no effort to hold back the smile that was tugging at the corners of his lips.

In response, she babbled happily, complete nonsense spilling from her lips as she squirmed with delight, gazing up at her father with wide, shining eyes - as if he had hung the moon and stars just for her.

He adored that look, not just because it made him feel like the luckiest man in the world, but because he was certain, beyond even a shadow of a doubt, that she had learned it from the way he looked at you.

And speaking of you -

"Mamamamama..."

The little one droned on, her baby babbles fading into that familiar word she was so very fond of using. Satoru couldn't really blame her though; not with the way your whole face lit up whenever you heard it. If he were in possession of such a power, he was certain he'd abuse it too.

"Yeah, yeah..."

He chuckled, rolling his eyes as he pinched at his daughter's soft, sleep-warmed cheek, trying to draw her attention away from the brief glimpse she had gotten of you still fast asleep in bed as he'd quietly shut the door on his way past after scooping her from her crib.

"Let my wife sleep, you precious little leech."

His tone was pure adoration even if his words teased.

After all, he'd be lying if he said he didn't get where his little girl was coming from.

The sight of you in bed that morning, all wrapped up in the thin covers you'd only recently swapped the winter set out for, hair mussed and expression oh so peaceful, had made it almost impossible to leave once he'd heard the telltale sound of shuffling coming from the monitor he'd moved from your bedside table to his the night before.

His baby girl was an early riser, after all, always up at the crack of dawn, bright-eyed and ready to go... much to her parents' exhaustion...

But there was no way he’d let you be the one to get up with her again for the sixth time that week — not after all those mornings he’d missed, slipping out to work before the sun had even shown its face.

Not to mention how small you’d looked in that big bed of yours, the one meant for two...

Yeah. He really couldn’t blame his daughter.

In fact, he probably wanted to wake you up even more than she did - he just had more self control...

Marginally.

"C'mon sweetheart."

He murmured, adjusting the 11-month-old on his hip as he started to prepare breakfast for her, eggs already out and on the counter, rice cooker humming beside them, and pan warming up on the stove.

"Lets make you something to eat, hmm? We can go see Mama after."

And when he looked down to check his little girl's reaction, only to be greeted by the sight of her adorable smile - the one she had inherited from you - he felt his heart swell with adoration.

So, if he just so happened to wake you up a little bit earlier than he'd planned...

Well, who could blame him?

After all, the little girl on his hip was far too persuasive to resist.