they share 1 (one) resume and 1 (one) brain cell
steve and robin are trying to find a new job after they got fired from family video because they didn't show up for work (blame vecna)
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So, I've been really horny today and I came up with smth.
Imagine Eddie fingering you in front of a mirror whilst he tells you to watch his fingers ( with his rings on ) pump in and out of you đľđŤ All this whilst you're sat on his lap. He'd keep telling you to stay still and keep your eyes open, holding your head as you watch his fingers slid into your pussy. then he'd ask you to suck his fingers clean whilst praising you for being his good girl.
Please. I'd do anything to watch Eddie fuck me through a mirror.Â
DJDJDJ this is too good. also same. i need eddie to fuck me in front of a mirror while he pulls my hair to force me to watch, âlook at how good iâm fucking you baby or i will stopâ
warnings: fluff, nsfw at the end
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the relationship
this man will treat you like a princess
he loves using pet names; sweetheart, darling, my love
and ugh so many compliments !!
heâs just so proud that youâre his
âisnât she just amazing?â, a phrase his friends would hear too often
shows you off to everyone
your #1 supporter with anything you do
so good at cheering you up and making you laugh whenever youâre sad
he always takes care of you, making sure youâre happy and healthy
your parents love him because heâs surprisingly good with parents
stares at you when youâre not looking
âwhat?!â ânothing, youâre just the most beautiful girl in the entire worldâ
heâs always so excited to play music on his guitar for you, especially if you ask first
affection
eddie is such a puppy, so clingy
he needs to be cuddled a lot
loves it when you play with his hair because it calms him down
also, making out in the woods and probably more
so many neck kisses
holds your hand all the time when youâre out in public
arguments
you guys donât fight a lot, but when you do, arguments can get a little heated
he sometimes loses control, like raising his voice or trying too hard to get his point across
he will take a moment to calm himself down if that happens before apologizing
absolutely hates it when you cry
âno, no, no, baby. donât cry!â
will also cry with you because it crushes his heart, but secretly though
he will immediately hug you so tight that you canât breathe
he feels so bad after arguments and always tries to find ways to make it up to you makeup sex
nsfw
a switch.
he can be quite dominant when he feels like it or when you make him jealous, showing no mercy
but he can also be submissive to the point where youâll make him beg for it while heâs on his knees
one thing is for sure, he loves teasing in public. whether thatâs him teasing you or you teasing him, he loves the thrill of it
just imagine being at a restaurant with some friends as you feel a hand on your thigh, going higher and higher as your eyes widen when he reaches your core. he would have the biggest smirk on his face as he watches you amusingly
he likes to experiment, whether thatâs with new toys, new places to do it or new positions, he wants to try it all
also likes to be edged, a lot
the one thing he doesnât like is quickies. he likes long sessions and enjoys taking his time with you
but whatever the two of you do during sex, he needs to be cuddled afterwards
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He would just become wholly fucking obsessed with you too. Taking time out of workdays to have breakfast and lunch with you, checking on you multiple times a day. BRINGING YOU COFFEE FROM YOUR FAVORITE SHOP ugh. Literally so in love with this man it makes me SOB.
YES YES YES ALL THIS ++++ fucking you in his office during your breaks đ he would be so caring and sweet but when he gets the chance he will pound into you and make you a moaning mess!! but of course, after that he will take you to your favorite restaurant for lunch like the gentleman he is đ
Pairing: Eddie Munson x GN!Reader
Summary: Eddie comes home with a kitten.
Word Count: 0.4k
Warnings: fluff, established relationship, Eddie and reader become cat parents
AN: this is the product of watching too many tiktoks about the cat distribution system. I hope you all like it!
You heard the front door open from where you stood in the kitchen making yourself something to eat, âHi, Eddie!â
âHi.â
His voice sounded off to you, not in a bad way, like he was upset or hurt, but just off, like he was hiding something. You walked out of the kitchen to see him standing by the door, his leather jacket zipped up all the way, and his arms crossed over his chest.
You looked at him with suspicion, âWhatâs up, Eddie?â
âNothingâŚabsolutely nothing of interest going on over here.â He flashed you a smile in hopes that you wouldnât investigate any further.
âEddie, I can tell when youâre lying you know that.â You looked at him with amusement.
âLike I said, thereâs nothing goingâŚâ a quiet meow came from inside his jacket and Eddie cringed, âon.â
You walked over to him and unzipped his jacket to reveal a little grey kitten, âEddie what did you do?â
âBefore you say anything, the rules of the cat distribution system are very clear.â He gently pulled the kitten out from his jacket and you watched it stretch and yawn and melted instantly.
âAww! Heâs so cute!â
âI know right, I found him when I was leaving the garage. I looked around to try and find his mom, but I think he was alone.â
âPoor little guy,â you scratched the kittenâs head and it began to purr, âshould we keep him?â
âLike I said, the rules of the cat distribution system are very clear,â he smirked, âheâs our son now.â
 âWell, we have the cutest son on the planet, yes we do!â you continued to scratch the kittenâs head and spoke to him in a baby voice, âI guess weâll need to run to the pet store tomorrow to get food, a litter box, toys.â
âWhat should we do in the meantime?â
âWell, we can give him some milk, and I guess we could empty out one of the boxes in the closet and let him sleep there for the night.â
âSounds good.â
âWhat should we name him?â
Eddie took a moment to think, wracking his brain for a perfect name, âHow about Gandalf?â
âYes!â you took Gandalf from Eddie and held him up to your face, âone cat to rule them all.â
Eddie let the inaccuracy slide as he looked at you adoringly, âI love you.â
âI love you too, but just know that if I could only save one of you from some type of impending doom, Iâm saving our son.â
Eddie laughed, âI would expect nothing less.â
What happens when the dilf you're trying to hit on is actually a father
pairing: Eddie Munson x female!reader
fandom: Stranger Things
note: can't get this boy outta my head, so, here's a few other headcanons about boyfriend!Eddie Munson.
warnings: cursing, female descriptions / pronouns (i think), this one's pretty tame. still proceed with maturity.
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⢠you cannot convince me this boy doesn't, like, do everything in his power to put a smile on your face. cracking a (bad) joke, pulling a funny face, or acting like a klutz just to see that smile on your face.
⢠Eddie writes poems for you. maybe not full songs (even though a few have been about you) but he likes to write you actual poetry. it was the one unit he excelled in during English because he had an array of poems at his disposal.
⢠some poems were left in a journal, some on scrap pieces of paper then taped on his dresser's mirror, others written to you and sent in a letter.
⢠this man is big on hand-written letters. you like to read? he likes to write? it fucking works for you!! he'll write you a letter for anything, too.
⢠bullies got him fucked up? he was writing a letter to you that he might not send for weeks because he's still adding to it. it's therapeutic. and it's not that he's not telling you when things happen but it's sometimes hard to verbalize everything. so, he writes and one day, he'll slip it to you, "you don't have to respond to it, but I want you to know these things."
⢠and later that evening after you've read the letter, you're at his trailer, and crawling into his lap. he might be sitting on the couch because Wayne's at work already, hands holding your thighs and up to your hips as your hands smooth his hair back, off his face.
⢠and you'd tell him, "I love it when you're open with me. and I want you to know, your feelings are safe with me, however you need to express them." and all sorts of reassuring things, because you didn't want to offer too much sympathy because he didn't want pity, but instead assurance that his feelings are valid, and safe.
⢠but he sends you letters for other reasons, too! he doesn't need much of a reason to pick up a pen.
⢠you save each one. i don't need to explain this, right?
⢠he gifts you a silver ring of your own; maybe gets you one for every year you're together. but that doesn't stop you from stealing his on the occasion, let's be clear on that.
⢠because in my head, Eddie doesn't do short-term. he's in it for the long term, so, he likes to go all out for anniversary's. hence the rings.
⢠and he loves seeing your style and his meshed together in your outfits, remember? seeing you in some ripped jeans, one of his shirts? hair done, make-up poppin', nails manicured, with - oh - what's those? shining silver rings he got you? he might swoon a little.
⢠and holding hands when you're wearing your rings isn't 100% comfortable at first but you both get used to it. and he even might start to fiddle with your rings sometimes, too; either when anxious or just lost in thought, he'll gently spin one of your rings around your finger.
⢠skin to skin contact is still a must, but laying face-to-face while gently petting over his face as if to map out his features is just soul-soothing for the both of you. "everything's quiet when I'm with you," you tell him softly, voice barely above a whisper.
⢠and he smiles lightly, "what do you mean, quiet, sweetheart?"
⢠"everything in my head, all the bullshit going on in the world," you sigh as you trace over his chest tattoo, "it's quiet when I'm with you. everything's just... so much better with you, baby."
⢠ah, man - he melts. you hear me? he melts. he can't help but bring you in closer to press an excited kiss to your lips. and when he pulls back, he takes only a nano-second before he's kissing you again, and again.
⢠because he's elated to hear those words. and you make note of that by making it a habit to reassure him of his place in your life. his insecurities run deep but he's making real progress on that because you take deep satisfaction in assuring him of your love.
⢠I know I said stoner!boyfriend Eddie lets you paint his nails, but can we agree that boyfriend!Eddie in general will do that? great - so, you like to paint your nails, right? and sometimes, you can't choose a color and Eddie thinks it's really cute when you get that concentrated look on your face while trying to get an even coat.
⢠so, he doesn't mind you painting his fingernails. he'll often have to decide the color for you because you "just can't!"
⢠he might try his hand out with painting your nails, too. look, Eddie can get a few tattoo sketches down, why can't he master nail art?
⢠don't tell anyone but he definitely has a shoe box full of photos of you guys. he got a polaroid camera when you started dating and he tries to take at least one photo every date. it's a nice homage to your relationship.
⢠he leaves the camera in his car so he doesn't forget it. plus, he has his own personal collection of pictures of you in his passenger seat, so, win-win. oh, there goes my heart.
⢠when he's missing you or after you guys have a fight, he looks through that photo box. and oh, look! he's writing you another letter! he's a simp and my mind can't be changed.
⢠your heart gets warm when he calls you sweetheart. you're used to him calling you baby, and don't get me wrong, it's adorable. but when he drops sweetheart in lieu of your name, you're the one melting a little.
⢠and you're both always holding hands or your arm's around the others shoulders. like, constantly. he's not overly adamant on PDA but that boy doesn't feel right if you're close by and he's not touching you.
⢠there's a height difference. and he likes to pick on you for that. he's lanky, so let's say he's taller than you; and he never, ever lets you forget it. you'll try to reach something in the cabinet above the stove while you're cooking at your house, and here comes Eddie!
⢠he'd let one hand move around your waist to squeeze you into his side while the other grabbed whatever you needed, "woah there, small fry, careful! you might knock yourself over stretchin' like that."
⢠"you think you're funny, don't you?"
⢠but he is funny, the little shit. his jokes are mostly corny but because you guys have history, there's a lot of inside jokes that make you both go lightheaded from laughter.
⢠Eddie has social anxiety that's hidden behind this macho bravado but you can tell when he's feeling uneasy.
⢠it's sometimes easier to just slid your hand into his and mutter quietly, "squeeze my hand if you wanna go."
⢠you were always quick to come up with some excuse for your abrupt departure the moment you felt him squeeze your hand. it ranged from some excuse over dinner with your mom, maybe you have a sibling that needs picked up somewhere, or there's some extended family member coming into town. no matter what, when he squeezes, you're getting him out of there.
⢠when the anxiety passes, he's realizing he's dating his best friend and silently thanks God because you both just read each other. you both just get it.
⢠he calls you his little problem solver because it doesn't matter what's going on or what he's feeling, he can turn to you. confide in you. and you know it goes both ways because he's there for you no matter what.
⢠when you're sick, good luck getting Eddie to go to school. you'll phone him early in the morning and tell him your symptoms before insisting you'd just stay in bed; but he's already packing a bag to hang with you for the day.
⢠he'd come over with snacks and Gatorade (or something) because your parents already left for work. he doesn't care if he'll get sick, too; he'll crawl in bed with you and gently massage your scalp.
⢠Eddie doesn't like going to school if you're not there, so, he doesn't mind playing hookie. and he gets you anything you need because he's a sweetheart like that.
⢠yeah, you like forehead kisses - but he likes kissing your forehead.
⢠mixtapes! mixtapes! mixtapes! Eddie makes you mixtapes! just imagine he's out somewhere and finds himself bobbing his head along to some song, specifically asks for the name, so later, he adds it to a mixtape 'cause he thinks you'll like it, too.
⢠look, sometimes his emotions get the better of him and he communicates through music.
⢠so, sometimes, after a fight, you'll find a cassette tape left in your mailbox when you collect the mail that day. you know it's from him without a signature, but there's usually a scribbled note on the front of the case.
⢠I'm sorry for what I said. I hope this can help?
⢠and you listen to it all night. he'll come to pick you up in the morning for school and feel anxious you wouldn't want to see him, but just as he comes to a halt, you're heading out your door.
⢠you spend the morning talking about whatever upset the both of you before telling him how the music made you feel. he'll tell you what the songs made him feel, and that's how you sort through your feelings over certain fights.
⢠we know he kills the spiders but let's face it - you probably kill the rest of the creepy crawlies. you just don't do spiders... so, he's brave for the both of you, so as long as you're brave the other times and handle other bugs.
⢠Eddie stops to pet dogs. (so, you both stop when you're together).
⢠you like to bake. and Eddie likes your creations, so, he sometimes lets you rope him into helping if you promise him the first few bites of baked goods. he can burn water but under your eye, he actually kinda likes being in the kitchen - but he likes making you sweat, so, he'll continue to give you a hard time.
⢠younger siblings adore him. they think Eddie's funny, and he does those goofy voices when playing with them or reading them some story. Eddie doesn't mind getting down in the dirt with them. they want him to sit next to them at dinner.
⢠older siblings don't approve at first but they come around because let's face it, he tries to charm them since he's intimidated by them. and they think his efforts are cute that they cut him some slack.
⢠does Eddie let you braid his hair? only after a joint.
⢠maybe you first meet 'cause you're looking for a dealer.
⢠maybe you meet in middle school.
⢠maybe you meet his first senior year.
⢠maybe because it's both of your favorite holiday, you meet at a halloween event wearing either accidental matching costumes (so you kinda have to hang out all night and get to know the cutie) or you're wearing perfectly opposite costumes. so, again, how can you not hang out with him all night? it was fate, you were sure of it.
⢠or maybe you meet because you used to babysit Mike and / or Dustin, promising to give them a ride home after Hellfire and there's Eddie, waiting to make sure the newest members get in their ride. looking too cool for school as he leans on the side of the building, and he's not as smooth talking as he wants to be but you think he's still endearing.
⢠look, how common was it for Eddie to find you in his hoodie? pretty freaking common. they smelled like him and he started using that fabric softener you told him about that made the material soft, so, he was used to you entering his room, dropping your belongings, and snuggling your way into a hoodie.
⢠Eddie is the type of boyfriend that when you pass by in the lunch room, he's wrapping his arms around your waist to tug you into his lap; greeting you with kisses on the cheek. no matter if he saw you that morning, or an hour ago, he's just happy to see you.
⢠all right, so, about his smell. Eddie is overly conscious about his smell - so, daily showers. and he uses that cologne you complimented because his clothes smell like cigarette and weed smoke, and together, you think it smells kinda like home. when your nose is pressed to his skin, you don't really notice the smoke smell.
⢠you like both coffee and tea, so, Eddie learns how to make your favorite of both. he's cute. very, very cute.
⢠okay, so, he likes scary movies. he jumps at all the jump scares but he laughs after. you don't mind scary movies because it's an excuse to sit in Eddie's lap and press your nose into his neck.
⢠man, throw a blanket across across you fools and you'll actually fall asleep during a horror movie.
⢠okay, when you go out to eat, you both take turns ordering something neither of you have tried before. it's a simple way for you both to try new things and push your comfort bounds.
⢠he goes with you when you get your first tattoo, too. holds your hand, reassures you that you're doing great, has an opened bottle of water for you, and takes peaks as the tattoo progresses. he'd make cute jokes to distract you when you'd wince in annoyed pain.
⢠oh, man, the dates are just cute. they're not always conventional but you both look for any excuse to hang out.
⢠he likes to pinch your jaw and lift your attention up to your eyes (that height difference, man). then he'd kiss you and mutter, "don't know what I did to deserve you, but good job me."
⢠and yeah, I mentioned it before, but he's close with your family. like, to the point when you need an extra team member for family game night, Eddie's rolling in with more flowers for your Mom and maybe a pack of candy for your sibling(s).
⢠let's just imagine Eddie at family meals please. he's offering to fill your plate when the peas come your way, refilling your Mom's wine glass, and teasingly taking your Dad's side during arguments.
⢠he'd be invited to the Christmas vacation! and he'd blush because wow - your family really accepts him. he has heart eyes the whole time.
⢠he's the type that takes whatever is in your hands to hold for you, too. backpack, binders, shopping bags, (sometimes) your purse, that one time he came into your job and saw you moving an inventory box - he swooped in and took it from you.
⢠"what're you doin' movin' something this heavy, princess? I got it, I got it."
⢠this boy melts when your nails rake over his back, shoulders, and obviously his scalp.
⢠and Eddie's the type to kiss you at any given opportunity. we know he reminds you he loves you constantly but he also looks for any opening to kiss you.
⢠when he gets angry, he worries that he's scared you. you never are, and you tell him as such, but he still knows that he can get intense. so, he'd take some time to just be in your presence (usually with his hands somewhere on you) before he's trying to explain why he had the kind of reaction he did.
⢠you appreciated the communication, so, you listened and tried to understand, empathize. your job isn't to judge him.
⢠he often uses his fingers to press into your cheeks. he likes to poke and hold them, sometimes squeezing to pucker your lips. oh, man, this boy is almost always touching you - it's so cute. damn it.
⢠Eddie's perfect, okay? cool.
eddie freezes his rings before sex
thoughts?
WOWOWOW THATS SO HOT???!!? the way you would wince when the cold metal touches your core, making him chuckle as he pushes his fingers deep inside you, the cold only adding to the pleasure youâre experiencing while his thumb rubs your sensitive clit⌠and he wonât even tell you beforehand because he loves seeing you flinch like that
Michael Myers
How the slashers met their s/o pt.1 (RZ)
How the slashers met their s/o pt.2 (RZ)
S/o that wants to dress up as the slashers
Michael Myers Fluff
Michael Myers One-shot
Random Slasher Dating Headcannons
Rainy Day Slasher Headcannons
Slasher Cuddling Headcannons
Slashers reacting to âIf I was a worm would you still love me.â
Slasher Cold Weather Headcannons
What it would be like living with the slashers
Mornings with the Slashers
Baking with the Slashers
Slashers with an s/o thatâs stressed
Slashers reacting to their s/o coming out
Slashers reacting to their s/o playing with their hair
Slashers with an s/o that got a bad haircut
Slashers reacting to horror movies
Slashers with a clingy/overly-affectionate reader
Michael Myers meeting a person whoâs the exact opposite of him(Part1)
Michael Myers meeting a person whoâs the exact opposite of him(Part 2)
Slashers with an s/o that has a wet dream (NSFW)
With an s/o that gives love bites
How they kiss
Slashers watching movies with their s/o
Michael Myers developing feelings for the reader
Domestic Hcs
How they act when they want your attention
Michael Myers with a non verbal s/o(short)
Their s/o wearing their clothes
Slashers with a Goth Himbo s/o
Random Slasher headcannons
Slasher Movie Preference
Slashers and their kinks
Michael Myers Fluff Imagine
The slashers reacting to you complementing them
Slashers Being Horny Part 1(NSFW)
Slashers reacting to you hugging them
Michael Myers NSFW Alphabet
Slashers with an s/o who is constantly horny
The slashers falling asleep on you
Slasher NSFW Headcannons Pt.3
âMichael Myers reaction to an obedient s/o that suddenly becomes bratty?â(Request)
Slashers getting Jealous
Slashers with an s/o working on an art project
Michael with an s/o that has stuffed animals
Slashers with an s/o having a panic attack
How the slashers would react to the reader giving them a love letter/note
Matchup 1Â Matchup 2Â Matchup 3(RZ)
Billy Loomis
S/o that wants to dress up as the slashers
Random Slasher Dating Headcannons
Slashers reacting to âIf I was a worm would you still love me.â
What it would be like living with slashers
Mornings with the Slashers
Slashers reacting to their s/o playing with their hair
Slashers trying a monster
Slashers with an s/o that got a bad haircut
The Slashers rejecting you
Slashers with an s/o that has a wet dream (NSFW)
How they kiss
How they act when they want your attention
Slashers with a Goth Himbo s/o
Ghostface with an insecure s/o
Random Slasher Headcannons
Slasher Movie Preferences
Slashers and their kinks
The slashers reacting to you complementing them
Slashers reacting to you hugging them
Slashers with a Male!S/o that snorts
Slashers with a quiet S/o
The slashers falling asleep on you
Slashers getting Jealous
How the slashers would react to the reader giving them a love letter/note
Matchup 1Â Matchup 2Â Matchup 3Â Matchup 4Â Matchup 5
Stu Macher
Stu Macher with an s/o that despises Ghostface
S/o that wants to dress up as the slashers
Slashers reacting to âIf I was a worm would you still love me.â
What it would be like living with the slashers
Random Headcannons
Slashers trying a monster
Slashers with an s/o that got a bad haircut
Mini Headcannon
Slashers with an s/o that wants to pamper them
The Slashers rejecting you
Stu Macher being jealous
Stu Macher rejecting you(Oneshot)
Stu Macher being a dick(Imagine)
How they kiss
How they act when they want your attention
Slashers Movie PreferencesÂ
Slashers and their kinks
The slashers reacting to you complementing them
Stu Macher Angst Oneshot
Stu Macher Fluff Oneshot
Slashers reacting to you hugging them
Slashers with a quiet S/o
Slashers getting Jealous
Slashers with an s/o working on an art project
How the slashers would react to the reader giving them a love letter/note
Matchup 1Â Matchup 2Â Matchup 3Â Matchup 4Â Matchup 5Â Matchup 6
Poly Ghostface(Billy & Stu)
Poly Ghostface One-shot
Slasher cuddling headcannons
Slasher Cold Weather Headcannons
Poly Ghostface with an s/o that is allergic to water
Baking with the Slashers
Slashers with an s/o thatâs stressed
Slashers with a clingy/overly-affectionate reader
With an s/o that gives love bites
Poly Ghostface with an s/o that goes on runs to deal with self harm TW
Slashers with an s/o who is constantly horny
Poly!Ghostface x reader
Danny Johnson/Jed Olsen
Danny Johnson with a deaf writer s/o
Fluff Headcannons B, D, F, K, and M
S/o that wants to dress up as the slashers
Random Slasher Dating Headcannons
Rainy Day Slasher Headcannons
Slasher Cuddling Headcannons Pt.2
S/o with central heterochromia eyes
Slasher Cold Weather Headcannons
What it would be like living with the slashers
The Slashers rejecting you
Danny Johnson being jealous
With an s/o that gives love bites
How they act when they want your attention
Their s/o wearing their clothes
Slashers with a Goth Himbo s/o
Ghostface with an insecure s/o
Slashers Movie PreferencesÂ
Slashers Being Horny Part 1
Slashers reacting to being called your husband
How the slashers would react to the reader giving them a love letter/note
Matchup 1Â Matchup 2Â Matchup 3Â Matchup 4Â Matchup 5Â Matchup 6Â Matchup 7
Hannibal Lecter (TV Show)
Hannibal Lecter with a sweet and motherly s/o
S/o that wants to dress up as the slashers
Slashers reacting to âIf I was a worm would you still love me.â
Slasher Cold Weather Headcannons
What it would be like living with the slashers
Baking with the Slashers
Slashers with an s/o thatâs stressed
Slashers reacting to their s/o coming out
Slashers trying a monster
Slashers with an s/o that got a bad haircut
Slashers with an s/o that wants to pamper them
Hannibal Lecter with an impulsive and playful s/o
Hannibal Lecter with a clingy s/o
Slashers reacting to horror movies
Hannibal developing a crush on the reader(multiple choice)
With an s/o that gives love bites
Domestic Hcs Part 1
How they kiss
Hannibal Lecter with an s/o whoâs family member passed away
Domestic Hcs Part 2
How they act when they want your attention
Slashers with a Goth Himbo s/o
A Dance with Hannibal(Part1)Â (Part2)
Slashers Movie PreferencesÂ
Slashers and their kinks
The slashers reacting to you complementing them
The Slashers Being Horny Part 1
Having a Family with Hannibal Headcannons
Slashers with a quiet S/o
Slashers with an s/o who is constantly horny
Hannibal with a Trans Male Reader
Slashers getting Jealous
Hannibal with a reader that likes to be spanked
Slashers reacting to being called your husband
Hannibal Fluff Headcannons
How the slashers would react to the reader giving them a love letter/note
Matchup 1Â Matchup 2Â Matchup 3Â Matchup 4
Brahms Heelshire
How the slashers met their s/o
S/o that wants to dress up as the slashers
Slasher cuddling headcannons
Slashers reacting to âIf I was a worm would you still love me.â
S/o with central heterochromia eyes
Slasher Cold Weather Headcannons
What it would be like living with the slashers
Slashers reacting to their s/o coming out
Mornings with the Slashers
Slashers with an s/o that wants to pamper them
With an s/o that gives love bites
How they kiss
Slashers watching movies with their s/o
How they act when they want your attention
Slashers reacting to you hugging them
Slashers with a Male!S/o that snorts
Slashers reacting to being called your husband
Matchup 1Â Matchups 2Â Matchup 3Â Matchup 4Â Matchup 5Â Matchup 6Â Matchup 7
Matchup 8
Amanda Young
Amanda Young with a shy s/o
Platonic Sleepover Headcannons
S/o that wants to dress up as the slashers
Rainy Day Slasher Headcannons
Slasher Cuddling Headcannons Pt.2Â
Slasher Cold Weather Headcannons
What it would be like living with the slashers
Headcannons
Amanda with A Very Injured s/o
How they act when they want your attention
NSFW Alphabet
Their s/o wearing their clothes
Slasher with a Goth Himbo s/o
Random Slasher Headcannons
Slashers Movie PreferencesÂ
Lady Slashers with an s/o who likes to be carried!
Slashers with a quiet S/o
Slashers with an s/o who is constantly horny
Lady slashers lifting up small s/o
Bo Sinclair
Slasher Cold Weather Headcannons
Bo Sinclair Imagine
Bo Sinclair with an s/o that goes on runs to deal with self harm TW
Mornings with the Slashers
Baking with the Slashers
Slashers with an s/o thatâs stressed
Slashers reacting to their s/o playing with their hair
Slashers with an s/o that has a wet dream (NSFW)
Domestic Hcs
Random Slasher Headcannons
Slashers with a Male!S/o that snorts
The slashers falling asleep on you
Slasher NSFW Headcannons Pt.3
Slashers getting Jealous
Slashers reacting to being called your husband
Slashers with an s/o having a panic attack
Matchup 1
Vincent Sinclair
Fluff Headcannons
Otis Driftwood
Slashers reacting to horror movies
Slashers watching movies with their s/o
Slashers Movie Preferences
Michael Emerson
How they act when they want attention
The slashers falling asleep on you
Slashers with an s/o working on an art project
Matchup 1
David
The slashers falling asleep on you
Matchup 1
Patrick Bateman
A Date with Patrick Bateman
Slashers reacting to you hugging them
Slashers with an s/o who is constantly horny
The slashers falling asleep on you
Slasher NSFW Headcannons Pt.3
NSFW Alphabet
Slashers with an s/o having as panic attack
Matchup 1
Jason Voorhees
S/o with pubic hair
Billy Lenz
S/o with pubic hair
Slashers with an s/o who is constantly horny
Asa Emory
Horny Headcannons
(This is just for now, but Iâd like to add more people)
The Huntress
Reaction to their daughter being a survivor
Reaction to a new killer who is a child
DBD Killers with a killer s/o
With an s/o that gives love bites
The slashers reacting to you complementing them
Horny Headcannons
Fluff Headcannons
The Huntress with a Female!S/o who gives gifts
Lady Slashers with an s/o who likes to be carried!
The slashers falling asleep on you
The Huntress Meeting Your Parents
The Shape
Reaction to their daughter being a survivor
DBD Killers with a killer s/o
The Legion
Reaction to new killer who is a child
Random Headcannons
DBD Killers trying a monster
Frank Morrison One-shotÂ
Frank Morrison rejecting you
Frank Morrison being jealous
Frank Morrison with an s/o that gives love bites
Frank Morrison x Fem!Reader Pt.1
The Ghostface
Reaction to their daughter being a survivor
DBD Killers trying a monster
DBD Killers with a killer s/o
The Ghostface x fem!Reader
Male!Reader SmutÂ
The Nurse
Fluffy Headcannons A,C,E,K,Y
The Spirit
The Trapper
The Pig
The Executioner (Pyramid Head)
HeadcannonsÂ
With an s/o that gives love bites
NSFW Pyramid Head X Fem!Reader
The Blight
Random Fluffy Headcannons
The Trickster
Ji-Woon with a male s/o
The Plague
Horny Headcannons
Lady Slashers lifting up small s/o
Non-Slasher Content
Hellboy
S/o that wants to dress up as them
Valentineâs Day headcannons and Extra Headcannons
S/o with central heterochromia eyes
S/o that ran away from home
Hellboy with an clingy-overly-affectionate reader
With an s/o that gives love bites
How they act when they want your attention
Cuddling Imagine/Oneshot
Hellboy NSFW Alphabet
Matchup 1Â Matchup 2Â Matchup 3
Abe Sapien
Abe Sapien x OC!Reader
Heisenberg
Headcannons
With an s/o that gives love bites
Heisenberg with a tall s/o
Slashers with an s/o working on an art project
Smut Headcannons
Lady Dimitrescu
Female s/o headcannons
With an s/o that gives love bites
How they act when they want your attention
Random Slasher Headcannons
Their kinks
The slashers reacting to you complementing them
Lady Dimitrescu with an Injured s/o
Lady Slashers with an s/o who likes to be carried!
Horny Headcannons
Lady Dimitrescu NSFW Oneshot
Lady Slashers lifting up small s/o
Slashers with an s/o having a panic attack
Carlos Oliveira
How they act when they want your attention
Their s/o wearing their clothes
Carlos Oliveira with a serious s/o
Their kinks
Smut Headcannons
Leon Kennedy
Matchup 1
Lestat
Slashers Movie Preferences
Louis
Slashers Movie Preferences
Eddie Munson
SFW&NSFW Headcannons
Giving Eddie a Blowjob
Eddie Munson Comforting You
Eddie with Witch!Reader
warnings: cnc (kinda), overstimulation, name calling
Eddie has made you cum so many times that you saw stars. Your body felt like absolute jelly, so much so that you could even hold your head up. He didnât care though, he wanted to see you break.
You tried to push him away, but he was too strong for you.
âNo, no.â He slid his cock deeper inside you, watching as your face contorts in a mix of pain and pleasure. Your eyes begin to water, but that only pushes him more. âYouâre gonna keep taking my cock like a good slut, yeah?â
As much as you wanted to say no, you couldnât. The pleasure overpowered the pain, and you craved more of it, as you always did when it came to him. âY-yes, I want more.â
Eddie swiped his thumb at some of the tears falling from your eyes and leaned down to press a soft but chest kiss to your forehead. âThatâs my good girl.â
i have request for perv!bestfriend!eddie x innocent!reader who has an oral fixation:
reader and eddie are hanging out as usual and readerâs oral fixation starts getting bad. eddie notices it and helps her out.
(sorry if this isnât a lot to go off of, this idea came into my head and i had to request it immediately)đđ
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Swollen Lips
perv!bestfriend!Eddie Munson x innocent!reader
warnings: smut, pet names, some dark themes, oral fixation (explicit warnings below the cut)
chapter summary; youâre hanging out with your best friend Eddie and youâve got an oral fixation, instead of letting you chew on your lip or nails, he takes matters into his own hands and helps you out <3
wordcount: 2.2k
explicit warnings: oral (m receiving), finger sucking, coercion, ball sucking, cum play? Eddieâs such a pervert guys.
Thank you for requesting!! I love writing requests so much
âQuit it.â Eddieâs voice was soft, faux annoyance as he slapped your hand away from your mouth, saving the nail of your thumb from being bitten until it bled.
Your hand dropped to your chest and found the pendant on your necklace that Eddie had gotten you for your birthday, you fiddled with that instead of chewing your nail.
Eddie watched you for a moment before returning his attention back to his notebook where he was messily writing out ideas for the next campaign. You sat next to him on his bed, legs thrown over his lap and a book in yours. His room was warm but not uncomfortable, stuffy from having his door closed, Wayne was home today.
You turned a page and read quietly, absentmindedly pulling your bottom lip into your mouth. You soaked the skin with your tongue for a while before you began actually sucking on it.
You let your soft lip drag over your teeth over and over, red and swollen your lip got, warm, only making it more satisfying to lick and bite. You werenât even paying all that much attention to it until Eddie tsked and pulled your lip from between your teeth with his thumb on your chin.
âGonna hurt yourself if you donât knock it off babydoll.â He dragged his thumb over your lip and basked in the way you jutted it out further against his thumb.
âSorry Eds.â You smiled sweetly and went back to your book. He wasnât mad or anything, you knew. He was aware that you had a habit of sticking things in your mouth, it wasnât ever deliberate and he thought it was beyond cute. He loved watching you suck your thumb or countless lollipops. He didnât love watching you bite your nails raw or chew your lip till you bled, didnât love watching you put choking hazards and breakable objects in your mouth. Although he thought it was terribly funny when you chewed your pen until blue ink exploded in your mouth.
You rested your head on his shoulder and he hummed softly, deep in his chest. It soothes you, and you didnât notice yourself bringing the necklaceâs charm to your lips. First just pressing the cool metal to your bottom lip, pouting against it.
Eddie hadnât paid any mind to you yet this time, heâd pull it away from your mouth once he noticed, you knew. You tried staying like that, metal on the outside of your mouth rather than inside. But like it was against your will, your lips closed over the chain and your tongue rolled against the metal that was heating up from your spit.
You hummed, very content, the sound got Eddieâs attention. He looked at you with a raised brow and suddenly rolled his eyes. He hooked his left arm behind you, under your arm and pulled your necklace from your mouth, replacing it with his index and middle finger.
You were surprised a moment, looking up at him just to see he looked completely normal, so you decided it was normal and gently placed a hand on his wrist, holding him there steady and nuzzled your head into his shoulder.
His writing became even sloppier. His fingers were just resting in your mouth, heavy against your tongue. But it was enough. Warm and wet. And you had no idea that it was distracting him in the way it was, and that made it even hotter to him.
He adjusted to it after a bit, continued writing as normal. Then you had to go and shut his brain down again. Lips pressing against the bases of his fingers, tongue rolling slightly before it flattened against them. He watched your face now as your cheeks hollowed out and his breath got stuck in his throat.
He pulled his fingers back just slightly before returning them to your tongue. He pulled them back again, but this time you sucked them back, cheeks hollowing further and tongue holding him tight.
He exhaled shakily, notebook and the campaign being brought to life inside of it were forgotten beside him. He switched hands, pulling his left from your mouth and holding your neck with it instead, damp fingers dancing across the column of your throat. He watched the goosebumps cover your skin as the roomâs air cooled your spit.
He didnât waste time pressing the index and middle fingers of his right hand into your mouth, all the way until your pillow lips rested just above his knuckles. You didnât mind, even as he could feel the slope of your tongue leading back and down your throat.
He let his hand get comfortable, thumb pressing into your jaw, pinky and marriage finger holding your face, you let him. This wasnât just for you anymore heâd decided.
You couldnât read your book anymore, his arm in the way and his hands taking control of how much your head could move or look around. He moved your book away for you, he was so sweet to you, so kind. He moved his legs so that yours would shift down, slide up until they were resting over his crotch. You didnât notice the bulge in his jeans, you didnât feel his hardened cock pressing against the backs of your thighs.
He was hot. What kind of idiot wears a black long sleeve shirt and baggy jeans in the middle of summer. What kind of idiot shoves his fingers in a mouth of which heâs jerked off to the thought of countless times. The mouth of a girl heâd been obsessed with for ages but swore to himself heâd never give into his perverse temptations.
He didnât feel guilty. He knew what he was doing, and he knew that you didnât know what he was doing. He probably shouldâve felt some guilt, but he didnât. Heâd reflect on that later.
He slowly thrusted his fingers in and out of your mouth, watching the way you took it peacefully, head resting against his fingers holding you up. You sucked his fingers into your mouth and whined softly, contentedly, but the sound almost made him bust in his jeans.
He knew youâd like head. If you knew what head was, youâd love to give it. Heâd figured that about you for ages. He thought about it a lot, you giving head. you giving him head.
Eddie, donât. âBaby?â His voice almost shook. You hummed in question around his fingers and he felt the vibration in his wrist. He wanted it to be his cock. âHow âbout you suck on somethinâ else, hm? Fingers are gonna get pruny real soon.â He laughed softly to cover up him almost moaning when you let his fingers go with a wet pop of your lips.
âLike what?â You looked up at him with your big wet eyes, pouty wet lips, face still resting against his hand.
He struggled to find the words, his hand fell to your thigh and squeezed. âNeed you to move pretty girl, lay between my legs okay? On your tummy?â He spoke and you didnât respond, not verbally. He almost groaned, watching you wordlessly comply, immediately moving to lay on your stomach between his thighs just like he asked. His girl, always so willing to please.
He palmed his bulge through his jeans, and you watched curiously. He loved the look on your face, wonder and curiosity, no timidness or arousal, this face he loved and molested himself to ritualistically.
He messed with his belt distractedly and unzipped his jeans, pushing them along with his boxers down past his balls. His stomach tensed when you tensed, flinching at the sight of his aching dick springing up to life.
His tip was pink and swollen, only a few inches away from your intrigued eyes. His long fingers curled around the base of his shaft, holding his cock steady. He hadnât even gotten to say anything to you before you were wrapping your bitten lips around his head, tongue flitting against his slit.
You hummed at the taste and he groaned at both the sight and feeling. You gasped softly and pulled back wide eyes meeting his blown out ones. âDid I hurt you?â You asked with a tilt of your head, voice already filling with guilt.
He shook his head, âNo, no baby.â His hand cupping your face gently, swiping a thumb over your cheek. âIt just felt so good.â You watched him swallow nothing and he laced his hand in your hair, gently guiding you back. âYou can keep going baby.â
Happily, you complied. Continuing on, taking his tip back into your mouth. It rested on your tongue heavier than his fingers had, you loved it. You loved the sweet, salty taste that graced your tongue as you sucker softly.
He avoided making too much noise or moving too much, he didnât want to startle you again. But as you got more comfortable, so did he. Soft sighs falling from his mouth that made you feel a way you couldnât understand. You hummed again around him and he couldnât help himself, his hand tightened in your hair and his hips pushed up, forcing you to take more of his cock in your mouth.
Relaxing your throat, he pushed in a little further until you rested your hand on his thigh, a silent signal to slow down. He complied, petting your hair and whimpering softly under his breath.
Hollowing your cheeks around him, you got more used to the weight of him in your mouth, flicking your tongue over the underside of his head, having him push his hips lightly, slowly thrusting in and out of your mouth.
He was in heaven, your warm, wet, beautiful mouth around his cock, happily taking him almost all the way without a care in the world. He knew you didnât understand the sexual nature of what you were doing, but that fact almost made it better for him. His stomach ached with flaming arousal and his toes curled behind you, hand twitching in your hair.
You swallowed around him and his hips bucked slightly, a loud gasp that broke into a whimper and he threw his head back against his pillows. He was about to cum in your mouth. âF-fuck.â He gasped as you pulled your mouth off of him, wet lips still pressed against the underside of his shaft, a loose kiss.
He took his dick in his hand, jerking it slowly. He couldnât believe you edged him, of course you hadnât meant to, but still it stole his breath and thoughts. âIt feels good?â You asked and he nodded quickly. âThis is my first time that Iâve ever seen one.â You blushed, watching him. He already knew that. He didnât get to respond to you before you were asking another question. âHave you shown other people before?â You asked and his cock jumped in his hand. His sweet and innocent girl asking questions about the dirty things heâs done.
âYeah, I have.â His voice was shaky, his tongue darting out to wet his bottom lip. He didnât miss the way you pouted, it made his stomach churn with heat. The pout wasnât there long before you got distracted again. Heâd expected another question from you.
Instead, you lowered your head and slotted your open wet mouth over his balls, sucking one of them gently into your mouth.
âFuck! Feels good- shit, good girl.â He moaned loudly, reminding himself that Wayne was home and he had to shut up as he jerked his dick faster, an orgasm hurtling toward him.
He wasnât sure when him helping you with your habit turned into you helping him cum, but he didnât mind as he felt his cock throb between his fingers.
âShit- sâgood babydoll shit-â he groaned and his hips shook, you hummed in satisfaction, thrilled by the praise. It sent shocks of vibrations that he couldnât handle and soon he was cumming in his own fist, thick and warm, dripping over his fingers.
His stifled moaning got your attention and you lifted your head in time to watch him cum just inches from your face. It was mesmerizing.
âWhatâs that?â You asked timidly and he laughed softly as he caught his breath. He made sure it was all on his hand before he fixed his jeans, grabbing your arm with his clean hand and pulling you up to him so youâd sit back in his lap like you had before.
âItâs cum baby, means you made me feel really, really good.â He kissed your temple. And you pulled his wrist up closer to you, looking at it closely.
He desperately wanted to go clean his hand, but more than that, he wanted to have his cum in your mouth. His heart beat heavily against his chest. âDâyou wanna taste it?â He asked and you were nodding before he finished speaking.
He grinned crookedly and pressed two fingers wet with cum past your swollen lips. You hummed and sucked it off his fingers, head lolling against his shoulder.
He kissed the crown of your head. âSee? âS all better now, huh.â He spoke, to himself as well as you, holding you adoringly against his chest. He didnât understand what happened, how he got you with his cock down your throat, but in no way was he complaining.
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