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They Share 1 (one) Resume And 1 (one) Brain Cell

they share 1 (one) resume and 1 (one) brain cell

steve and robin are trying to find a new job after they got fired from family video because they didn't show up for work (blame vecna)

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So, I've been really horny today and I came up with smth.

Imagine Eddie fingering you in front of a mirror whilst he tells you to watch his fingers ( with his rings on ) pump in and out of you 😵💫 All this whilst you're sat on his lap. He'd keep telling you to stay still and keep your eyes open, holding your head as you watch his fingers slid into your pussy. then he'd ask you to suck his fingers clean whilst praising you for being his good girl.

Please. I'd do anything to watch Eddie fuck me through a mirror. 

DJDJDJ this is too good. also same. i need eddie to fuck me in front of a mirror while he pulls my hair to force me to watch, “look at how good i’m fucking you baby or i will stop”


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Eddie Munson as your boyfriend

warnings: fluff, nsfw at the end

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Eddie Munson As Your Boyfriend

the relationship

this man will treat you like a princess

he loves using pet names; sweetheart, darling, my love

and ugh so many compliments !!

he’s just so proud that you’re his

“isn’t she just amazing?”, a phrase his friends would hear too often

shows you off to everyone

your #1 supporter with anything you do

so good at cheering you up and making you laugh whenever you’re sad

he always takes care of you, making sure you’re happy and healthy

your parents love him because he’s surprisingly good with parents

stares at you when you’re not looking

“what?!” “nothing, you’re just the most beautiful girl in the entire world”

he’s always so excited to play music on his guitar for you, especially if you ask first

affection

eddie is such a puppy, so clingy

he needs to be cuddled a lot

loves it when you play with his hair because it calms him down

also, making out in the woods and probably more

so many neck kisses

holds your hand all the time when you’re out in public

arguments

you guys don’t fight a lot, but when you do, arguments can get a little heated

he sometimes loses control, like raising his voice or trying too hard to get his point across

he will take a moment to calm himself down if that happens before apologizing

absolutely hates it when you cry

“no, no, no, baby. don’t cry!”

will also cry with you because it crushes his heart, but secretly though

he will immediately hug you so tight that you can’t breathe

he feels so bad after arguments and always tries to find ways to make it up to you makeup sex

nsfw

a switch.

he can be quite dominant when he feels like it or when you make him jealous, showing no mercy

but he can also be submissive to the point where you’ll make him beg for it while he’s on his knees

one thing is for sure, he loves teasing in public. whether that’s him teasing you or you teasing him, he loves the thrill of it

just imagine being at a restaurant with some friends as you feel a hand on your thigh, going higher and higher as your eyes widen when he reaches your core. he would have the biggest smirk on his face as he watches you amusingly

he likes to experiment, whether that’s with new toys, new places to do it or new positions, he wants to try it all

also likes to be edged, a lot

the one thing he doesn’t like is quickies. he likes long sessions and enjoys taking his time with you

but whatever the two of you do during sex, he needs to be cuddled afterwards

Eddie Munson As Your Boyfriend

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He would just become wholly fucking obsessed with you too. Taking time out of workdays to have breakfast and lunch with you, checking on you multiple times a day. BRINGING YOU COFFEE FROM YOUR FAVORITE SHOP ugh. Literally so in love with this man it makes me SOB.

YES YES YES ALL THIS ++++ fucking you in his office during your breaks 🙄 he would be so caring and sweet but when he gets the chance he will pound into you and make you a moaning mess!! but of course, after that he will take you to your favorite restaurant for lunch like the gentleman he is 😌


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One Cat to Rule Them All

Pairing: Eddie Munson x GN!Reader

Summary: Eddie comes home with a kitten.

Word Count: 0.4k

Warnings: fluff, established relationship, Eddie and reader become cat parents

AN: this is the product of watching too many tiktoks about the cat distribution system. I hope you all like it!

One Cat To Rule Them All

You heard the front door open from where you stood in the kitchen making yourself something to eat, “Hi, Eddie!”

“Hi.”

His voice sounded off to you, not in a bad way, like he was upset or hurt, but just off, like he was hiding something. You walked out of the kitchen to see him standing by the door, his leather jacket zipped up all the way, and his arms crossed over his chest.

You looked at him with suspicion, “What’s up, Eddie?”

“Nothing…absolutely nothing of interest going on over here.” He flashed you a smile in hopes that you wouldn’t investigate any further.

“Eddie, I can tell when you’re lying you know that.” You looked at him with amusement.

“Like I said, there’s nothing going…” a quiet meow came from inside his jacket and Eddie cringed, “on.”

You walked over to him and unzipped his jacket to reveal a little grey kitten, “Eddie what did you do?”

“Before you say anything, the rules of the cat distribution system are very clear.” He gently pulled the kitten out from his jacket and you watched it stretch and yawn and melted instantly.

“Aww! He’s so cute!”

“I know right, I found him when I was leaving the garage. I looked around to try and find his mom, but I think he was alone.”

“Poor little guy,” you scratched the kitten’s head and it began to purr, “should we keep him?”

“Like I said, the rules of the cat distribution system are very clear,” he smirked, “he’s our son now.”

 “Well, we have the cutest son on the planet, yes we do!” you continued to scratch the kitten’s head and spoke to him in a baby voice, “I guess we’ll need to run to the pet store tomorrow to get food, a litter box, toys.”

“What should we do in the meantime?”

“Well, we can give him some milk, and I guess we could empty out one of the boxes in the closet and let him sleep there for the night.”

“Sounds good.”

“What should we name him?”

Eddie took a moment to think, wracking his brain for a perfect name, “How about Gandalf?”

“Yes!” you took Gandalf from Eddie and held him up to your face, “one cat to rule them all.”

Eddie let the inaccuracy slide as he looked at you adoringly, “I love you.”

“I love you too, but just know that if I could only save one of you from some type of impending doom, I’m saving our son.”

Eddie laughed, “I would expect nothing less.”


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What Happens When The Dilf You're Trying To Hit On Is Actually A Father
What Happens When The Dilf You're Trying To Hit On Is Actually A Father

What happens when the dilf you're trying to hit on is actually a father


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Dating Eddie Munson HC [part two]

pairing: Eddie Munson x female!reader

fandom: Stranger Things

note: can't get this boy outta my head, so, here's a few other headcanons about boyfriend!Eddie Munson.

warnings: cursing, female descriptions / pronouns (i think), this one's pretty tame. still proceed with maturity.

🔞 none of the following content is appropriate for minors 🔞 ❌ all taglists are discontinued 🚫 i do not give permission for any of my work to be posted, copied, translated, or uploaded to any other platforms 🚫

Dating Eddie Munson HC [part Two]

• you cannot convince me this boy doesn't, like, do everything in his power to put a smile on your face. cracking a (bad) joke, pulling a funny face, or acting like a klutz just to see that smile on your face.

• Eddie writes poems for you. maybe not full songs (even though a few have been about you) but he likes to write you actual poetry. it was the one unit he excelled in during English because he had an array of poems at his disposal.

• some poems were left in a journal, some on scrap pieces of paper then taped on his dresser's mirror, others written to you and sent in a letter.

• this man is big on hand-written letters. you like to read? he likes to write? it fucking works for you!! he'll write you a letter for anything, too.

• bullies got him fucked up? he was writing a letter to you that he might not send for weeks because he's still adding to it. it's therapeutic. and it's not that he's not telling you when things happen but it's sometimes hard to verbalize everything. so, he writes and one day, he'll slip it to you, "you don't have to respond to it, but I want you to know these things."

• and later that evening after you've read the letter, you're at his trailer, and crawling into his lap. he might be sitting on the couch because Wayne's at work already, hands holding your thighs and up to your hips as your hands smooth his hair back, off his face.

• and you'd tell him, "I love it when you're open with me. and I want you to know, your feelings are safe with me, however you need to express them." and all sorts of reassuring things, because you didn't want to offer too much sympathy because he didn't want pity, but instead assurance that his feelings are valid, and safe.

• but he sends you letters for other reasons, too! he doesn't need much of a reason to pick up a pen.

• you save each one. i don't need to explain this, right?

• he gifts you a silver ring of your own; maybe gets you one for every year you're together. but that doesn't stop you from stealing his on the occasion, let's be clear on that.

• because in my head, Eddie doesn't do short-term. he's in it for the long term, so, he likes to go all out for anniversary's. hence the rings.

• and he loves seeing your style and his meshed together in your outfits, remember? seeing you in some ripped jeans, one of his shirts? hair done, make-up poppin', nails manicured, with - oh - what's those? shining silver rings he got you? he might swoon a little.

• and holding hands when you're wearing your rings isn't 100% comfortable at first but you both get used to it. and he even might start to fiddle with your rings sometimes, too; either when anxious or just lost in thought, he'll gently spin one of your rings around your finger.

• skin to skin contact is still a must, but laying face-to-face while gently petting over his face as if to map out his features is just soul-soothing for the both of you. "everything's quiet when I'm with you," you tell him softly, voice barely above a whisper.

• and he smiles lightly, "what do you mean, quiet, sweetheart?"

• "everything in my head, all the bullshit going on in the world," you sigh as you trace over his chest tattoo, "it's quiet when I'm with you. everything's just... so much better with you, baby."

• ah, man - he melts. you hear me? he melts. he can't help but bring you in closer to press an excited kiss to your lips. and when he pulls back, he takes only a nano-second before he's kissing you again, and again.

• because he's elated to hear those words. and you make note of that by making it a habit to reassure him of his place in your life. his insecurities run deep but he's making real progress on that because you take deep satisfaction in assuring him of your love.

• I know I said stoner!boyfriend Eddie lets you paint his nails, but can we agree that boyfriend!Eddie in general will do that? great - so, you like to paint your nails, right? and sometimes, you can't choose a color and Eddie thinks it's really cute when you get that concentrated look on your face while trying to get an even coat.

• so, he doesn't mind you painting his fingernails. he'll often have to decide the color for you because you "just can't!"

• he might try his hand out with painting your nails, too. look, Eddie can get a few tattoo sketches down, why can't he master nail art?

• don't tell anyone but he definitely has a shoe box full of photos of you guys. he got a polaroid camera when you started dating and he tries to take at least one photo every date. it's a nice homage to your relationship.

• he leaves the camera in his car so he doesn't forget it. plus, he has his own personal collection of pictures of you in his passenger seat, so, win-win. oh, there goes my heart.

• when he's missing you or after you guys have a fight, he looks through that photo box. and oh, look! he's writing you another letter! he's a simp and my mind can't be changed.

• your heart gets warm when he calls you sweetheart. you're used to him calling you baby, and don't get me wrong, it's adorable. but when he drops sweetheart in lieu of your name, you're the one melting a little.

• and you're both always holding hands or your arm's around the others shoulders. like, constantly. he's not overly adamant on PDA but that boy doesn't feel right if you're close by and he's not touching you.

• there's a height difference. and he likes to pick on you for that. he's lanky, so let's say he's taller than you; and he never, ever lets you forget it. you'll try to reach something in the cabinet above the stove while you're cooking at your house, and here comes Eddie!

• he'd let one hand move around your waist to squeeze you into his side while the other grabbed whatever you needed, "woah there, small fry, careful! you might knock yourself over stretchin' like that."

• "you think you're funny, don't you?"

• but he is funny, the little shit. his jokes are mostly corny but because you guys have history, there's a lot of inside jokes that make you both go lightheaded from laughter.

• Eddie has social anxiety that's hidden behind this macho bravado but you can tell when he's feeling uneasy.

• it's sometimes easier to just slid your hand into his and mutter quietly, "squeeze my hand if you wanna go."

• you were always quick to come up with some excuse for your abrupt departure the moment you felt him squeeze your hand. it ranged from some excuse over dinner with your mom, maybe you have a sibling that needs picked up somewhere, or there's some extended family member coming into town. no matter what, when he squeezes, you're getting him out of there.

• when the anxiety passes, he's realizing he's dating his best friend and silently thanks God because you both just read each other. you both just get it.

• he calls you his little problem solver because it doesn't matter what's going on or what he's feeling, he can turn to you. confide in you. and you know it goes both ways because he's there for you no matter what.

• when you're sick, good luck getting Eddie to go to school. you'll phone him early in the morning and tell him your symptoms before insisting you'd just stay in bed; but he's already packing a bag to hang with you for the day.

• he'd come over with snacks and Gatorade (or something) because your parents already left for work. he doesn't care if he'll get sick, too; he'll crawl in bed with you and gently massage your scalp.

• Eddie doesn't like going to school if you're not there, so, he doesn't mind playing hookie. and he gets you anything you need because he's a sweetheart like that.

• yeah, you like forehead kisses - but he likes kissing your forehead.

• mixtapes! mixtapes! mixtapes! Eddie makes you mixtapes! just imagine he's out somewhere and finds himself bobbing his head along to some song, specifically asks for the name, so later, he adds it to a mixtape 'cause he thinks you'll like it, too.

• look, sometimes his emotions get the better of him and he communicates through music.

• so, sometimes, after a fight, you'll find a cassette tape left in your mailbox when you collect the mail that day. you know it's from him without a signature, but there's usually a scribbled note on the front of the case.

• I'm sorry for what I said. I hope this can help?

• and you listen to it all night. he'll come to pick you up in the morning for school and feel anxious you wouldn't want to see him, but just as he comes to a halt, you're heading out your door.

• you spend the morning talking about whatever upset the both of you before telling him how the music made you feel. he'll tell you what the songs made him feel, and that's how you sort through your feelings over certain fights.

• we know he kills the spiders but let's face it - you probably kill the rest of the creepy crawlies. you just don't do spiders... so, he's brave for the both of you, so as long as you're brave the other times and handle other bugs.

• Eddie stops to pet dogs. (so, you both stop when you're together).

• you like to bake. and Eddie likes your creations, so, he sometimes lets you rope him into helping if you promise him the first few bites of baked goods. he can burn water but under your eye, he actually kinda likes being in the kitchen - but he likes making you sweat, so, he'll continue to give you a hard time.

• younger siblings adore him. they think Eddie's funny, and he does those goofy voices when playing with them or reading them some story. Eddie doesn't mind getting down in the dirt with them. they want him to sit next to them at dinner.

• older siblings don't approve at first but they come around because let's face it, he tries to charm them since he's intimidated by them. and they think his efforts are cute that they cut him some slack.

• does Eddie let you braid his hair? only after a joint.

• maybe you first meet 'cause you're looking for a dealer.

• maybe you meet in middle school.

• maybe you meet his first senior year.

• maybe because it's both of your favorite holiday, you meet at a halloween event wearing either accidental matching costumes (so you kinda have to hang out all night and get to know the cutie) or you're wearing perfectly opposite costumes. so, again, how can you not hang out with him all night? it was fate, you were sure of it.

• or maybe you meet because you used to babysit Mike and / or Dustin, promising to give them a ride home after Hellfire and there's Eddie, waiting to make sure the newest members get in their ride. looking too cool for school as he leans on the side of the building, and he's not as smooth talking as he wants to be but you think he's still endearing.

• look, how common was it for Eddie to find you in his hoodie? pretty freaking common. they smelled like him and he started using that fabric softener you told him about that made the material soft, so, he was used to you entering his room, dropping your belongings, and snuggling your way into a hoodie.

• Eddie is the type of boyfriend that when you pass by in the lunch room, he's wrapping his arms around your waist to tug you into his lap; greeting you with kisses on the cheek. no matter if he saw you that morning, or an hour ago, he's just happy to see you.

• all right, so, about his smell. Eddie is overly conscious about his smell - so, daily showers. and he uses that cologne you complimented because his clothes smell like cigarette and weed smoke, and together, you think it smells kinda like home. when your nose is pressed to his skin, you don't really notice the smoke smell.

• you like both coffee and tea, so, Eddie learns how to make your favorite of both. he's cute. very, very cute.

• okay, so, he likes scary movies. he jumps at all the jump scares but he laughs after. you don't mind scary movies because it's an excuse to sit in Eddie's lap and press your nose into his neck.

• man, throw a blanket across across you fools and you'll actually fall asleep during a horror movie.

• okay, when you go out to eat, you both take turns ordering something neither of you have tried before. it's a simple way for you both to try new things and push your comfort bounds.

• he goes with you when you get your first tattoo, too. holds your hand, reassures you that you're doing great, has an opened bottle of water for you, and takes peaks as the tattoo progresses. he'd make cute jokes to distract you when you'd wince in annoyed pain.

• oh, man, the dates are just cute. they're not always conventional but you both look for any excuse to hang out.

• he likes to pinch your jaw and lift your attention up to your eyes (that height difference, man). then he'd kiss you and mutter, "don't know what I did to deserve you, but good job me."

• and yeah, I mentioned it before, but he's close with your family. like, to the point when you need an extra team member for family game night, Eddie's rolling in with more flowers for your Mom and maybe a pack of candy for your sibling(s).

• let's just imagine Eddie at family meals please. he's offering to fill your plate when the peas come your way, refilling your Mom's wine glass, and teasingly taking your Dad's side during arguments.

• he'd be invited to the Christmas vacation! and he'd blush because wow - your family really accepts him. he has heart eyes the whole time.

• he's the type that takes whatever is in your hands to hold for you, too. backpack, binders, shopping bags, (sometimes) your purse, that one time he came into your job and saw you moving an inventory box - he swooped in and took it from you.

• "what're you doin' movin' something this heavy, princess? I got it, I got it."

• this boy melts when your nails rake over his back, shoulders, and obviously his scalp.

• and Eddie's the type to kiss you at any given opportunity. we know he reminds you he loves you constantly but he also looks for any opening to kiss you.

• when he gets angry, he worries that he's scared you. you never are, and you tell him as such, but he still knows that he can get intense. so, he'd take some time to just be in your presence (usually with his hands somewhere on you) before he's trying to explain why he had the kind of reaction he did.

• you appreciated the communication, so, you listened and tried to understand, empathize. your job isn't to judge him.

• he often uses his fingers to press into your cheeks. he likes to poke and hold them, sometimes squeezing to pucker your lips. oh, man, this boy is almost always touching you - it's so cute. damn it.

• Eddie's perfect, okay? cool.


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eddie freezes his rings before sex

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WOWOWOW THATS SO HOT???!!? the way you would wince when the cold metal touches your core, making him chuckle as he pushes his fingers deep inside you, the cold only adding to the pleasure you’re experiencing while his thumb rubs your sensitive clit… and he won’t even tell you beforehand because he loves seeing you flinch like that


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Slasher Masterlist

Slashers

Michael Myers

How the slashers met their s/o pt.1 (RZ)

How the slashers met their s/o pt.2 (RZ)

S/o that wants to dress up as the slashers

Michael Myers Fluff

Michael Myers One-shot

Random Slasher Dating Headcannons

Rainy Day Slasher Headcannons

Slasher Cuddling Headcannons

Slashers reacting to “If I was a worm would you still love me.”

Slasher Cold Weather Headcannons

What it would be like living with the slashers

Mornings with the Slashers

Baking with the Slashers

Slashers with an s/o that’s stressed

Slashers reacting to their s/o coming out

Slashers reacting to their s/o playing with their hair

Slashers with an s/o that got a bad haircut

Slashers reacting to horror movies

Slashers with a clingy/overly-affectionate reader

Michael Myers meeting a person who’s the exact opposite of him(Part1)

Michael Myers meeting a person who’s the exact opposite of him(Part 2)

Slashers with an s/o that has a wet dream (NSFW)

With an s/o that gives love bites

How they kiss

Slashers watching movies with their s/o

Michael Myers developing feelings for the reader

Domestic Hcs

How they act when they want your attention

Michael Myers with a non verbal s/o(short)

Their s/o wearing their clothes

Slashers with a Goth Himbo s/o

Random Slasher headcannons

Slasher Movie Preference

Slashers and their kinks

Michael Myers Fluff Imagine

The slashers reacting to you complementing them

Slashers Being Horny Part 1(NSFW)

Slashers reacting to you hugging them

Michael Myers NSFW Alphabet

Slashers with an s/o who is constantly horny

The slashers falling asleep on you

Slasher NSFW Headcannons Pt.3

“Michael Myers reaction to an obedient s/o that suddenly becomes bratty?”(Request)

Slashers getting Jealous

Slashers with an s/o working on an art project

Michael with an s/o that has stuffed animals

Slashers with an s/o having a panic attack

How the slashers would react to the reader giving them a love letter/note

Matchup 1 Matchup 2  Matchup 3(RZ)

Billy Loomis

S/o that wants to dress up as the slashers

Random Slasher Dating Headcannons

Slashers reacting to “If I was a worm would you still love me.”

What it would be like living with slashers

Mornings with the Slashers

Slashers reacting to their s/o playing with their hair

Slashers trying a monster

Slashers with an s/o that got a bad haircut

The Slashers rejecting you

Slashers with an s/o that has a wet dream (NSFW)

How they kiss

How they act when they want your attention

Slashers with a Goth Himbo s/o

Ghostface with an insecure s/o

Random Slasher Headcannons

Slasher Movie Preferences

Slashers and their kinks

The slashers reacting to you complementing them

Slashers reacting to you hugging them

Slashers with a Male!S/o that snorts

Slashers with a quiet S/o

The slashers falling asleep on you

Slashers getting Jealous

How the slashers would react to the reader giving them a love letter/note

Matchup 1 Matchup 2 Matchup 3 Matchup 4 Matchup 5

Stu Macher

Stu Macher with an s/o that despises Ghostface

S/o that wants to dress up as the slashers

Slashers reacting to “If I was a worm would you still love me.”

What it would be like living with the slashers

Random Headcannons

Slashers trying a monster

Slashers with an s/o that got a bad haircut

Mini Headcannon

Slashers with an s/o that wants to pamper them

The Slashers rejecting you

Stu Macher being jealous

Stu Macher rejecting you(Oneshot)

Stu Macher being a dick(Imagine)

How they kiss

How they act when they want your attention

Slashers Movie Preferences 

Slashers and their kinks

The slashers reacting to you complementing them

Stu Macher Angst Oneshot

Stu Macher Fluff Oneshot

Slashers reacting to you hugging them

Slashers with a quiet S/o

Slashers getting Jealous

Slashers with an s/o working on an art project

How the slashers would react to the reader giving them a love letter/note

Matchup 1 Matchup 2 Matchup 3 Matchup 4 Matchup 5 Matchup 6

Poly Ghostface(Billy & Stu)

Poly Ghostface One-shot

Slasher cuddling headcannons

Slasher Cold Weather Headcannons

Poly Ghostface with an s/o that is allergic to water

Baking with the Slashers

Slashers with an s/o that’s stressed

Slashers with a clingy/overly-affectionate reader

With an s/o that gives love bites

Poly Ghostface with an s/o that goes on runs to deal with self harm TW

Slashers with an s/o who is constantly horny

Poly!Ghostface x reader

Danny Johnson/Jed Olsen

Danny Johnson with a deaf writer s/o

Fluff Headcannons B, D, F, K, and M

S/o that wants to dress up as the slashers

Random Slasher Dating Headcannons

Rainy Day Slasher Headcannons

Slasher Cuddling Headcannons Pt.2

S/o with central heterochromia eyes

Slasher Cold Weather Headcannons

What it would be like living with the slashers

The Slashers rejecting you

Danny Johnson being jealous

With an s/o that gives love bites

How they act when they want your attention

Their s/o wearing their clothes

Slashers with a Goth Himbo s/o

Ghostface with an insecure s/o

Slashers Movie Preferences 

Slashers Being Horny Part 1

Slashers reacting to being called your husband

How the slashers would react to the reader giving them a love letter/note

Matchup 1 Matchup 2 Matchup 3 Matchup 4 Matchup 5 Matchup 6 Matchup 7

Hannibal Lecter (TV Show)

Hannibal Lecter with a sweet and motherly s/o

S/o that wants to dress up as the slashers

Slashers reacting to “If I was a worm would you still love me.”

Slasher Cold Weather Headcannons

What it would be like living with the slashers

Baking with the Slashers

Slashers with an s/o that’s stressed

Slashers reacting to their s/o coming out

Slashers trying a monster

Slashers with an s/o that got a bad haircut

Slashers with an s/o that wants to pamper them

Hannibal Lecter with an impulsive and playful s/o

Hannibal Lecter with a clingy s/o

Slashers reacting to horror movies

Hannibal developing a crush on the reader(multiple choice)

With an s/o that gives love bites

Domestic Hcs Part 1

How they kiss

Hannibal Lecter with an s/o who’s family member passed away

Domestic Hcs Part 2

How they act when they want your attention

Slashers with a Goth Himbo s/o

A Dance with Hannibal(Part1)  (Part2)

Slashers Movie Preferences 

Slashers and their kinks

The slashers reacting to you complementing them

The Slashers Being Horny Part 1

Having a Family with Hannibal Headcannons

Slashers with a quiet S/o

Slashers with an s/o who is constantly horny

Hannibal with a Trans Male Reader

Slashers getting Jealous

Hannibal with a reader that likes to be spanked

Slashers reacting to being called your husband

Hannibal Fluff Headcannons

How the slashers would react to the reader giving them a love letter/note

Matchup 1 Matchup 2 Matchup 3 Matchup 4

Brahms Heelshire

How the slashers met their s/o

S/o that wants to dress up as the slashers

Slasher cuddling headcannons

Slashers reacting to “If I was a worm would you still love me.”

S/o with central heterochromia eyes

Slasher Cold Weather Headcannons

What it would be like living with the slashers

Slashers reacting to their s/o coming out

Mornings with the Slashers

Slashers with an s/o that wants to pamper them

With an s/o that gives love bites

How they kiss

Slashers watching movies with their s/o

How they act when they want your attention

Slashers reacting to you hugging them

Slashers with a Male!S/o that snorts

Slashers reacting to being called your husband

Matchup 1 Matchups 2 Matchup 3 Matchup 4 Matchup 5 Matchup 6 Matchup 7

Matchup 8

Amanda Young

Amanda Young with a shy s/o

Platonic Sleepover Headcannons

S/o that wants to dress up as the slashers

Rainy Day Slasher Headcannons

Slasher Cuddling Headcannons Pt.2 

Slasher Cold Weather Headcannons

What it would be like living with the slashers

Headcannons

Amanda with A Very Injured s/o

How they act when they want your attention

NSFW Alphabet

Their s/o wearing their clothes

Slasher with a Goth Himbo s/o

Random Slasher Headcannons

Slashers Movie Preferences 

Lady Slashers with an s/o who likes to be carried!

Slashers with a quiet S/o

Slashers with an s/o who is constantly horny

Lady slashers lifting up small s/o

Bo Sinclair

Slasher Cold Weather Headcannons

Bo Sinclair Imagine

Bo Sinclair with an s/o that goes on runs to deal with self harm TW

Mornings with the Slashers

Baking with the Slashers

Slashers with an s/o that’s stressed

Slashers reacting to their s/o playing with their hair

Slashers with an s/o that has a wet dream (NSFW)

Domestic Hcs

Random Slasher Headcannons

Slashers with a Male!S/o that snorts

The slashers falling asleep on you

Slasher NSFW Headcannons Pt.3

Slashers getting Jealous

Slashers reacting to being called your husband

Slashers with an s/o having a panic attack

Matchup 1

Vincent Sinclair

Fluff Headcannons

Otis Driftwood

Slashers reacting to horror movies

Slashers watching movies with their s/o

Slashers Movie Preferences

Lost Boys

Michael Emerson

How they act when they want attention

The slashers falling asleep on you

Slashers with an s/o working on an art project

Matchup 1

David

The slashers falling asleep on you

Matchup 1

Patrick Bateman

A Date with Patrick Bateman

Slashers reacting to you hugging them

Slashers with an s/o who is constantly horny

The slashers falling asleep on you

Slasher NSFW Headcannons Pt.3

NSFW Alphabet

Slashers with an s/o having as panic attack

Matchup 1

Jason Voorhees

S/o with pubic hair

Billy Lenz

S/o with pubic hair

Slashers with an s/o who is constantly horny

Asa Emory

Horny Headcannons

DBD Content

(This is just for now, but I’d like to add more people)

The Huntress

Reaction to their daughter being a survivor

Reaction to a new killer who is a child

DBD Killers with a killer s/o

With an s/o that gives love bites

The slashers reacting to you complementing them

Horny Headcannons

Fluff Headcannons

The Huntress with a Female!S/o who gives gifts

Lady Slashers with an s/o who likes to be carried!

The slashers falling asleep on you

The Huntress Meeting Your Parents

The Shape

Reaction to their daughter being a survivor

DBD Killers with a killer s/o

The Legion

Reaction to new killer who is a child

Random Headcannons

DBD Killers trying a monster

Frank Morrison One-shot 

Frank Morrison rejecting you

Frank Morrison being jealous

Frank Morrison with an s/o that gives love bites

Frank Morrison x Fem!Reader Pt.1

The Ghostface

Reaction to their daughter being a survivor

DBD Killers trying a monster

DBD Killers with a killer s/o

The Ghostface x fem!Reader

Male!Reader Smut 

The Nurse

Fluffy Headcannons A,C,E,K,Y

The Spirit

The Trapper

The Pig

The Executioner (Pyramid Head)

Headcannons 

With an s/o that gives love bites

NSFW Pyramid Head X Fem!Reader

The Blight

Random Fluffy Headcannons

The Trickster

Ji-Woon with a male s/o

The Plague

Horny Headcannons

Lady Slashers lifting up small s/o

Non-Slasher Content

Hellboy

Hellboy

S/o that wants to dress up as them

Valentine’s Day headcannons and Extra Headcannons

S/o with central heterochromia eyes

S/o that ran away from home

Hellboy with an clingy-overly-affectionate reader

With an s/o that gives love bites

How they act when they want your attention

Cuddling Imagine/Oneshot

Hellboy NSFW Alphabet

Matchup 1 Matchup 2 Matchup 3

Abe Sapien

Abe Sapien x OC!Reader

Resident Evil

Heisenberg

Headcannons

With an s/o that gives love bites

Heisenberg with a tall s/o

Slashers with an s/o working on an art project

Smut Headcannons

Lady Dimitrescu

Female s/o headcannons

With an s/o that gives love bites

How they act when they want your attention

Random Slasher Headcannons

Their kinks

The slashers reacting to you complementing them

Lady Dimitrescu with an Injured s/o

Lady Slashers with an s/o who likes to be carried!

Horny Headcannons

Lady Dimitrescu NSFW Oneshot

Lady Slashers lifting up small s/o

Slashers with an s/o having a panic attack

Carlos Oliveira

How they act when they want your attention

Their s/o wearing their clothes

Carlos Oliveira with a serious s/o

Their kinks

Smut Headcannons

Leon Kennedy

Matchup 1

Interview with a Vampire

Lestat

Slashers Movie Preferences

Louis

Slashers Movie Preferences

Stranger Things

Eddie Munson

SFW&NSFW Headcannons

Giving Eddie a Blowjob

Eddie Munson Comforting You

Eddie with Witch!Reader


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warnings: cnc (kinda), overstimulation, name calling

Eddie has made you cum so many times that you saw stars. Your body felt like absolute jelly, so much so that you could even hold your head up. He didn’t care though, he wanted to see you break.

You tried to push him away, but he was too strong for you.

“No, no.” He slid his cock deeper inside you, watching as your face contorts in a mix of pain and pleasure. Your eyes begin to water, but that only pushes him more. “You’re gonna keep taking my cock like a good slut, yeah?”

As much as you wanted to say no, you couldn’t. The pleasure overpowered the pain, and you craved more of it, as you always did when it came to him. “Y-yes, I want more.”

Eddie swiped his thumb at some of the tears falling from your eyes and leaned down to press a soft but chest kiss to your forehead. “That’s my good girl.”


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i have request for perv!bestfriend!eddie x innocent!reader who has an oral fixation:

reader and eddie are hanging out as usual and reader’s oral fixation starts getting bad. eddie notices it and helps her out.

(sorry if this isn’t a lot to go off of, this idea came into my head and i had to request it immediately)💖💖

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I Have Request For Perv!bestfriend!eddie X Innocent!reader Who Has An Oral Fixation:

warnings: smut, pet names, some dark themes, oral fixation (explicit warnings below the cut)

chapter summary; you’re hanging out with your best friend Eddie and you’ve got an oral fixation, instead of letting you chew on your lip or nails, he takes matters into his own hands and helps you out <3

wordcount: 2.2k

I Have Request For Perv!bestfriend!eddie X Innocent!reader Who Has An Oral Fixation:

explicit warnings: oral (m receiving), finger sucking, coercion, ball sucking, cum play? Eddie’s such a pervert guys.

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“Quit it.” Eddie’s voice was soft, faux annoyance as he slapped your hand away from your mouth, saving the nail of your thumb from being bitten until it bled.

Your hand dropped to your chest and found the pendant on your necklace that Eddie had gotten you for your birthday, you fiddled with that instead of chewing your nail.

Eddie watched you for a moment before returning his attention back to his notebook where he was messily writing out ideas for the next campaign. You sat next to him on his bed, legs thrown over his lap and a book in yours. His room was warm but not uncomfortable, stuffy from having his door closed, Wayne was home today.

You turned a page and read quietly, absentmindedly pulling your bottom lip into your mouth. You soaked the skin with your tongue for a while before you began actually sucking on it.

You let your soft lip drag over your teeth over and over, red and swollen your lip got, warm, only making it more satisfying to lick and bite. You weren’t even paying all that much attention to it until Eddie tsked and pulled your lip from between your teeth with his thumb on your chin.

“Gonna hurt yourself if you don’t knock it off babydoll.” He dragged his thumb over your lip and basked in the way you jutted it out further against his thumb.

“Sorry Eds.” You smiled sweetly and went back to your book. He wasn’t mad or anything, you knew. He was aware that you had a habit of sticking things in your mouth, it wasn’t ever deliberate and he thought it was beyond cute. He loved watching you suck your thumb or countless lollipops. He didn’t love watching you bite your nails raw or chew your lip till you bled, didn’t love watching you put choking hazards and breakable objects in your mouth. Although he thought it was terribly funny when you chewed your pen until blue ink exploded in your mouth.

You rested your head on his shoulder and he hummed softly, deep in his chest. It soothes you, and you didn’t notice yourself bringing the necklace’s charm to your lips. First just pressing the cool metal to your bottom lip, pouting against it.

Eddie hadn’t paid any mind to you yet this time, he’d pull it away from your mouth once he noticed, you knew. You tried staying like that, metal on the outside of your mouth rather than inside. But like it was against your will, your lips closed over the chain and your tongue rolled against the metal that was heating up from your spit.

You hummed, very content, the sound got Eddie’s attention. He looked at you with a raised brow and suddenly rolled his eyes. He hooked his left arm behind you, under your arm and pulled your necklace from your mouth, replacing it with his index and middle finger.

You were surprised a moment, looking up at him just to see he looked completely normal, so you decided it was normal and gently placed a hand on his wrist, holding him there steady and nuzzled your head into his shoulder.

His writing became even sloppier. His fingers were just resting in your mouth, heavy against your tongue. But it was enough. Warm and wet. And you had no idea that it was distracting him in the way it was, and that made it even hotter to him.

He adjusted to it after a bit, continued writing as normal. Then you had to go and shut his brain down again. Lips pressing against the bases of his fingers, tongue rolling slightly before it flattened against them. He watched your face now as your cheeks hollowed out and his breath got stuck in his throat.

He pulled his fingers back just slightly before returning them to your tongue. He pulled them back again, but this time you sucked them back, cheeks hollowing further and tongue holding him tight.

He exhaled shakily, notebook and the campaign being brought to life inside of it were forgotten beside him. He switched hands, pulling his left from your mouth and holding your neck with it instead, damp fingers dancing across the column of your throat. He watched the goosebumps cover your skin as the room’s air cooled your spit.

He didn’t waste time pressing the index and middle fingers of his right hand into your mouth, all the way until your pillow lips rested just above his knuckles. You didn’t mind, even as he could feel the slope of your tongue leading back and down your throat.

He let his hand get comfortable, thumb pressing into your jaw, pinky and marriage finger holding your face, you let him. This wasn’t just for you anymore he’d decided.

You couldn’t read your book anymore, his arm in the way and his hands taking control of how much your head could move or look around. He moved your book away for you, he was so sweet to you, so kind. He moved his legs so that yours would shift down, slide up until they were resting over his crotch. You didn’t notice the bulge in his jeans, you didn’t feel his hardened cock pressing against the backs of your thighs.

He was hot. What kind of idiot wears a black long sleeve shirt and baggy jeans in the middle of summer. What kind of idiot shoves his fingers in a mouth of which he’s jerked off to the thought of countless times. The mouth of a girl he’d been obsessed with for ages but swore to himself he’d never give into his perverse temptations.

He didn’t feel guilty. He knew what he was doing, and he knew that you didn’t know what he was doing. He probably should’ve felt some guilt, but he didn’t. He’d reflect on that later.

He slowly thrusted his fingers in and out of your mouth, watching the way you took it peacefully, head resting against his fingers holding you up. You sucked his fingers into your mouth and whined softly, contentedly, but the sound almost made him bust in his jeans.

He knew you’d like head. If you knew what head was, you’d love to give it. He’d figured that about you for ages. He thought about it a lot, you giving head. you giving him head.

Eddie, don’t. “Baby?” His voice almost shook. You hummed in question around his fingers and he felt the vibration in his wrist. He wanted it to be his cock. “How ‘bout you suck on somethin’ else, hm? Fingers are gonna get pruny real soon.” He laughed softly to cover up him almost moaning when you let his fingers go with a wet pop of your lips.

“Like what?” You looked up at him with your big wet eyes, pouty wet lips, face still resting against his hand.

He struggled to find the words, his hand fell to your thigh and squeezed. “Need you to move pretty girl, lay between my legs okay? On your tummy?” He spoke and you didn’t respond, not verbally. He almost groaned, watching you wordlessly comply, immediately moving to lay on your stomach between his thighs just like he asked. His girl, always so willing to please.

He palmed his bulge through his jeans, and you watched curiously. He loved the look on your face, wonder and curiosity, no timidness or arousal, this face he loved and molested himself to ritualistically.

He messed with his belt distractedly and unzipped his jeans, pushing them along with his boxers down past his balls. His stomach tensed when you tensed, flinching at the sight of his aching dick springing up to life.

His tip was pink and swollen, only a few inches away from your intrigued eyes. His long fingers curled around the base of his shaft, holding his cock steady. He hadn’t even gotten to say anything to you before you were wrapping your bitten lips around his head, tongue flitting against his slit.

You hummed at the taste and he groaned at both the sight and feeling. You gasped softly and pulled back wide eyes meeting his blown out ones. “Did I hurt you?” You asked with a tilt of your head, voice already filling with guilt.

He shook his head, “No, no baby.” His hand cupping your face gently, swiping a thumb over your cheek. “It just felt so good.” You watched him swallow nothing and he laced his hand in your hair, gently guiding you back. “You can keep going baby.”

Happily, you complied. Continuing on, taking his tip back into your mouth. It rested on your tongue heavier than his fingers had, you loved it. You loved the sweet, salty taste that graced your tongue as you sucker softly.

He avoided making too much noise or moving too much, he didn’t want to startle you again. But as you got more comfortable, so did he. Soft sighs falling from his mouth that made you feel a way you couldn’t understand. You hummed again around him and he couldn’t help himself, his hand tightened in your hair and his hips pushed up, forcing you to take more of his cock in your mouth.

Relaxing your throat, he pushed in a little further until you rested your hand on his thigh, a silent signal to slow down. He complied, petting your hair and whimpering softly under his breath.

Hollowing your cheeks around him, you got more used to the weight of him in your mouth, flicking your tongue over the underside of his head, having him push his hips lightly, slowly thrusting in and out of your mouth.

He was in heaven, your warm, wet, beautiful mouth around his cock, happily taking him almost all the way without a care in the world. He knew you didn’t understand the sexual nature of what you were doing, but that fact almost made it better for him. His stomach ached with flaming arousal and his toes curled behind you, hand twitching in your hair.

You swallowed around him and his hips bucked slightly, a loud gasp that broke into a whimper and he threw his head back against his pillows. He was about to cum in your mouth. “F-fuck.” He gasped as you pulled your mouth off of him, wet lips still pressed against the underside of his shaft, a loose kiss.

He took his dick in his hand, jerking it slowly. He couldn’t believe you edged him, of course you hadn’t meant to, but still it stole his breath and thoughts. “It feels good?” You asked and he nodded quickly. “This is my first time that I’ve ever seen one.” You blushed, watching him. He already knew that. He didn’t get to respond to you before you were asking another question. “Have you shown other people before?” You asked and his cock jumped in his hand. His sweet and innocent girl asking questions about the dirty things he’s done.

“Yeah, I have.” His voice was shaky, his tongue darting out to wet his bottom lip. He didn’t miss the way you pouted, it made his stomach churn with heat. The pout wasn’t there long before you got distracted again. He’d expected another question from you.

Instead, you lowered your head and slotted your open wet mouth over his balls, sucking one of them gently into your mouth.

“Fuck! Feels good- shit, good girl.” He moaned loudly, reminding himself that Wayne was home and he had to shut up as he jerked his dick faster, an orgasm hurtling toward him.

He wasn’t sure when him helping you with your habit turned into you helping him cum, but he didn’t mind as he felt his cock throb between his fingers.

“Shit- s’good babydoll shit-” he groaned and his hips shook, you hummed in satisfaction, thrilled by the praise. It sent shocks of vibrations that he couldn’t handle and soon he was cumming in his own fist, thick and warm, dripping over his fingers.

His stifled moaning got your attention and you lifted your head in time to watch him cum just inches from your face. It was mesmerizing.

“What’s that?” You asked timidly and he laughed softly as he caught his breath. He made sure it was all on his hand before he fixed his jeans, grabbing your arm with his clean hand and pulling you up to him so you’d sit back in his lap like you had before.

“It’s cum baby, means you made me feel really, really good.” He kissed your temple. And you pulled his wrist up closer to you, looking at it closely.

He desperately wanted to go clean his hand, but more than that, he wanted to have his cum in your mouth. His heart beat heavily against his chest. “D’you wanna taste it?” He asked and you were nodding before he finished speaking.

He grinned crookedly and pressed two fingers wet with cum past your swollen lips. You hummed and sucked it off his fingers, head lolling against his shoulder.

He kissed the crown of your head. “See? ‘S all better now, huh.” He spoke, to himself as well as you, holding you adoringly against his chest. He didn’t understand what happened, how he got you with his cock down your throat, but in no way was he complaining.

I Have Request For Perv!bestfriend!eddie X Innocent!reader Who Has An Oral Fixation:

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