Jack (to Castiel): Daddy, Dean Said I Was Evil And He’s Gonna Kill Me!

the kenway trio going camping what could go wrong

Torture is a real kitty sleeping soundly on Leonardo da Vinci’s bed and me, trapped behind a rope I dare not cross. 🐈❌🐾

Altair is a Asshole

I dont have Ezio merchandise so I improvised

“It’s over, isn’t it? 

Isn’t it? Isn’t it over?

 It’s over isn’t it? 

Isn’t it? Isn’t it over? 

You won (points at a sign that says EZIO) 

And they chose you 

And they loved you 

Now he’s (goes back to Connor) gone. 

(Fingers drag against glossy poster making screeching sound)

 It’s over isn’t it? 

Why Can’t I move on?”

I can't

we all know Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy but this a capella cover is the most Aziraphale thing mine own two ears have ever heard and if you listen very closely you can even hear Crowley’s eyeballs falling out of his head and rolling far, far away

Me: I should study.

Brain: Look! Your favorite blogger wrote a 30k word post saying why your OTP is canon!

Me: What! Where?

Brain: Tumblr! Also, don’t forget to look up your OTP and read all the fanfiction you come across. And, make sure you see all of those juicy edits and crack videos. And when you’re done, go to Netflix and re-watch the series so you could never forget how amazing it is.

Me: But I need to-

Brain: Silence.

Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad appreciation post

“clamp your gob, old man”

contemplating death

glass case of emotions

Bitch Slap™

Fuck it

When someone in the squad does some dumb shit, so yall gotta do it too.