Sef: Why does mom wear makeup?
Altaïr: To look pretty.
Sef: But she’s already pretty.
Altaïr: Aww.
Sef: Dad, you should wear makeup.
@isle-of-hot-ass-men this took way too long but it is finally here!
(”There” is the cementery just to let you know)
I did not do anything for Desmond’s birthday and then I got this ask and I made it into angst, sorry.
Hair by Domirine
when you got responsibilities and people expect things from you
Will be working on something new so I have to pause this comic. The story is whole but half of these pages are still drafts and I don’t know when I can finish them, so I posted this paused work here, and will update it slowly when have time.
中文版
Warning: Alternate timeline, main character death
Comic by me. Fiction/script/English beta by Codex. Chinese fanfic links: 1 2 3
Continua a leggere
Boi that's so me
NO MOM YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
Torture is a real kitty sleeping soundly on Leonardo da Vinci’s bed and me, trapped behind a rope I dare not cross. 🐈❌🐾
I need that
Ezio looks very good on the tree
Edward: now Connor, what would you rather have; a bottle of gin or half a bottle of vodka?
Connor: I don’t- wait, half a bottle?
Edward: It was a long travel.
Haytham: *walks in* Who wants some cooki- ARE YOU GIVING HIM ALCOHOL AGAIN?! FOR CHRIST’S SAKE FATHER, HE’S 10!
Edit:
optionally some years later:
Edward: Rum or brandy?
Connor: Charles Lee
Edward: uhm, okay… can I get him at the liquor store?