@whatcoloristhatcat

if you see this, crack a joint right now. if not you knuckles, then your wrists or smth.

return of the dadko

new pfp

meet torrent, an aquatic slugcat :)

Today's Seals Are: Wishing You A Wonderful

“Rayban charity glasses event” is a scam don’t click any link in a post that says that.

Old tumblr users remember this scam back when it first went out.

Art Commissions! Ocs/fanart: illustrations and character sheets 3 slots open! DM me for details and let's discuss your project!

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

reblog with a description of your hairstyle and hair length

tol wife = eternal happiness

brief pk loving his wife brainrot before bed