All Those Times I Fucked Up Saying My Fast-food Order Come To Haunt Me At Night

Honestly, true. Rowling would fuck it up (no offense tho)

Repeat after me:

WE NEED A MARAUDERS TV SHOW.

WE NEED A MARAUDERS TV SHOW.

BUT IT CANNOT BE WRITTEN BY JK ROWLING.

My daily dose of french

Discourir de/sur - to talk about

Pérorer - to yak on about smth

Sacrer - to crown, enthrone

Redresser - to straighten up, to stand up straight

Démêler - to sort out, untangle

Exécrer - to loathe, hate

S’esquiver - to slip away

Se détromper - to be mistaken

Enjamber - to step over

S’engouffrer - to dive into/ rush into

Grouiller - to mill about

Triller - to trounce, slaughter

Se frotter - to cross swords with

Gonfler - to blow up, inflate

Maudire - to curse

Ébahir - to astonish, astound

Répandre - to spread

Bourdonner - to buzz, to hum

Arpenter - to survey

Regaillardir - to perk up

Détaler - to run away

Frémir - to tremble

Modre - to bite

Se fourner - to get mixed up in

Radoucir - to moderate, mellow

Mander - to summon, to send for

S’empresser de faire - to hurry to do

Trépasser - to pass away

Fendre - to split, chop

I had no fucking idea how gay the show "Merlin" is

Parks and rec intro gives off The Sims build mode vibe am I right?

You know what I hate?

When people start freaking out because some people still ship Steve and Robin although she came out as a lesbian. Like, most of the same sex ships that are wildly popular are not canon and can't be because the characters are straight. And I understand why people freak out and get all dramatic, but that doesn’t erase the fact that it's not okay. People ship whatever they want and that's fiiiine.

I relate to this with every fiber of my body

“SCHOOL. This is the prison for the innocent. This is fresh-faced 5-year-olds being abandoned by their parents. This is 12 years of your life you can never get back. This is the kid having a panic attack in the toilets. This is being the kid having a panic attack in the toilets. This is the teachers ignoring the bullies. This is the teachers BEING the bullies. This is popping pills because grades are more important than mental health. This is waking up every weekday morning wishing you never did. This is back pain from overstuffed backpacks and headaches from stress and tired eyes from lack of rest and the sigh of relief when the bell rings until it all starts again the next day. This is being taught how to multiply x and y but not being taught how to do our taxes. This is being told about Henry VIII’s wives but not being told about the environmental destruction threatening our lives. This is being educated about safe sex but not about consent. This is the sexist dress codes. This is being force-fed information no longer relevant to the world we live in and this is being treated like a child but expected to act like adults when it’s convenient. This is older people saying ‘kids our age’ are lazy and rebellious and unambitious when what we really are is DESPERATE. Desperate to survive, desperate to escape. This is us; the generation who has had to learn how to survive by the skin of our teeth and yes this is a poem but it is not poetic, it is fucking devastating.”

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I'm an insomnia always and forever

DREAMCATCHER ♡ Justice / 2024

People horrifically fucking up facts about evolution and genetics too support their stupid beliefs or to seem smart and “rational” is probably one of my big pet peeves 

You can do that in your teens too

what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store……….

I rode a bike today

For the first time of my life. And it felt so great! Wonderful. The minute I figured out how to keep the balance, the minute I gained control of the handlebar, I realised that nothing can stop me from gaining control of my life as well. So as the wind was blowing my hair away from my face, I headed to the end of the path. And I don't care how ridiculously dramatic this may sound, but this was one of the joyest moments of my life