I Love These Little Freaks

a twitter thread that actually killed me

I love when love triangles are actually triangles

who’s ready to talk about how wicked is one of the few examples of a love triangle that is actually a triangle

a lot of artists dont know how to draw bullets and to be real it bothers me a lot. here's my simple guide on bullets

hi tulip hi lake fuck you simon hi min-gi!!!!! (I hope that's min-gi the sun is actually shining in my eyes and I can barely see)

dumbest story ever + rant in tags. I think people are genuinely too used to the internet and are so entitled and I hate social media (esp tiktok which I feel like promoted this kind of censorship)

Once when I was a kid my dad told me to “stop being a you-know-what”. And we’d done the whole song and dance enough times that I knew he meant “bitch”, so I told him: That’s cheating. You know what you mean, and I know what you mean- you’re just stepping around it so you can pretend you’re on the high ground. So if you’re going to call me a bitch, at least have the balls to actually say it.

And it’s been about fifteen years since then but I’m just now figuring out that that’s the same feeling I get hearing shit like “grape” and “unalive”.

If your audience knows what you mean, you might as well actually say it. Otherwise you’re just fucking hiding

ideologically i disagree with outside cats but i cannot deny the allure of being able to just meet a little guy anytime anywhere

spoke deeply to me.

new year's resolutions

- don't die

- get even gayer

- get an even weirder gender

- reach out to my friends more

there's no way this hasn't been done yet but come on, she is the epitome of this tweet

"how to prevent smile lines" there are a thousand more important things to do with your time than postpone evidence of life's joy on your face