Hilda By Duane Bryers

Snakes

Yeah anyway, Chuuya definitely calls Dazai babygirl when he's drunk. This is canon.

The spirit of Diogenes is alive and well

Two boys talked on the playground about who was stronger: a kitten or a puppy. "For the sake of fairness, let's say they're both the size of a pea," one boy said. "Agreed," said the other boy. "It's only fair."

it's so wild to me that you absolutely cannot force a hyperfixation to happen. like you'll watch the most perfectly tailor-made-for-you content that everyone says you'll love and feel absolutely nothing, and then the thing you watch on a whim to fill time will reach through the screen and put its damn fingers in your brain and start rearranging the neurons right in front of you and every single time you're like THIS??? THIS??????? and this happens like every 6-12 months forever

I was gonna make a joke about how I say “I need to go the circus again” the way people used to say they need to go to the sea to balance their humors. But I realized the circus balances humors too

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Imagine there’s a virus in BSD that doesn’t really impact the body at all, except for in the case of ability users. Then it just makes their abilities go haywire

It rarely if ever results in anything actually dangerous. It just means that Chuuya can’t stop floating off the ground every few minutes. Rashōmon is constantly branching off of Akutagawa’s coat and doing its own thing.

Kunikida isn’t allowed to touch paper until he’s recovered. Multiple pens and one unlucky stapler got flung across the office by a stronger-than-usual Kenji. Atsushi has a tail that won’t go away.

Since the virus doesn’t affect normal people, nobody ever bothered to develop a vaccine for it, so everyone with an ability just has to deal with it whenever it goes around every couple years or so

fyi i will be extending some dark tendrils across the sky later today. just a heads up

Lakan: Ah yes, a bonding sketchy moment between father and daughter, wonder what moves my beautiful daughter is going to play here

maomao: let's get this bitch drunk