Reblog To Give Your Blorbo A Head Pat Or A Gunshot Wound To The Neck

scientists in the 1990s, putting a Get More Purple gene attached to a harmless plant virus into an already purple petunia: please get more purple

the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

Big year for snakes.

internet politics and real-world politics have gotten so separated, and pretty soon all this internet weirdness is gonna come crashing into real life and politicians are gonna start throwing around words like “SJW” and “anime communist” and “dark enlightenment” and it’s just gonna be the most ridiculous fucking thing

the best part of dropout behind the scenes content is when you think you know what the crew is going to say and then all of a sudden they're talking about something completely different. like what do you mean the d20 production team tried to invent hologram technology for mismag2?? what do you MEAN dropout producers were literally trying to contact NASA so they could send a sam reich standee INTO SPACE????

god i never told you guys but a couple weeks ago at work i heard a guy say, and i closely paraphrase, "So I was out with my partner--republicans hate it when i say that. My heterosexual partner Jessica--" and i was straight up crying before he finished his sentence. fully diegetic convergent linguistic evolution live in the workplace

He got eeby deebied

"it was in 2020" oh so like a year or so ago. a couple years. im sorry 5? did you just say five? five years ago ?