Souheki Having Entire Convos In Their Minds

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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last night i dreamt tumblr added like a billion buttons to the mobile app so instead of this

we got this

and everyone just rolled with it but sometimes the wide naruto got too wide and blocked off all the other buttons and people would just post "got naruto'd again :/" and the only way to reset him was to log out and log back in

Hope for the democratic party?

Imagine Chuuya's first thoughts about Akutagawa just like

16!Chuuya: he's so the. He's like a sopping wet cat. The little meepy.

And Dazai is just like

16!Dazai: this kid is deplorable. His thoughts are dark. He is a killing machine.

16!Chuuya: but if he's deadly then why do I want to take him home and give him soup and squeeze his cheeks

bugs is…. shrimp????

battle junkies

Bro why did you censor the snake's cloaca on the snake anatomy post??? It's a snake?

I didn't censor anything, what -

oh. Oh, no. That's meant to be a line to show where the tail begins. Oh no, now I look like some weird prude.

Yeah, that's meant to help people grasp the anatomy and visualize how small the tail is in relation to the torso. Not meant to be some kind of weird snake privacy screen

nuthatch doing nuthatch things