Note: Not Really Yandere But Just Thoughts About Being The Third Haitani Sibling

I gotchu Anon!

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~Yandere! Greece headcanons~

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-First and foremost, he's a pretty tame Yandere, one of the best Yanderes you can get if you don't want any of your friends or family killed or harmed, yourself hurt or kidnapped.

-He'll mostly just try to lure you away from whoever/whatever is in his way with cute cats and stories about greek mythology.

-telling you that you need time to relax, and who better to relax with cats and him?

-You'll start to get close to him (cuddling and napping together) and this'll lead to you two forming a mutual emotional with one another with how close the two of you are together.

-The two of you will move in together and he'll start trying to keep you house bound (not letting you leave the house because you have to look after all of your cats), and who needs rope to keep you, when he can just have a cat fall asleep in your lap so you can't move.

-He's so subtle with this that you won't even notice how unhealthy your relationship is, and if you don't catch on intime to stop him then yoy probably never will.

-Just the two of you napping away in a blissful slumber surrounded by cats.

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I already did platonic 1p axis and allies and I don’t see them changing all to much towards a gentle sister country. They would mostly just be a lot softer with her and over all more protecting of her in their own ways.

The 2ps are a whole other deal tho-

-2p Canada-

-Mark would feel the need to be the best brother he can to you, since you probably wouldn’t have any good parental figures in your life (Oliver barely was there and Mark refuses to mention Louis ) so he would try to fill in that spot himself.

-Your personality would only strengthen his thinking of needing to protect you from the cruel world. He knows how cruel the world can be from his personal experiences so he would try to preserve your innocence for as long as he can.

-Kuma and you would become very close too. Though he would always watch you interacting with Kuma since he knows they can be a bit unpredictable sometimes.

-He would mostly take you on long hikes in the woods and teach you basic wilderness knowledge and how to survive on your own out in the forest.

-He’s not all that bad but he can get frustrated with you sometimes to the point of him yelling but he would just separate from you if that does happen.

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-2p Italy-

-You wouldn’t feel like Luciano would be caring towards you since he just uses you to help him with his work.

-And your probably the only person (besides a few close friends) who he tells that, no, he is not in fact part of the mafia, people just look at him and say he’s part of the mafia, which he is not.

-His job is basically running the business side of Flavios fashion line.

-He just uses you with having you stay in his office as he works and has you bring him coffee every now and again.

-He’s never admit that he doesn’t want you to leave his side because he’s afraid of you getting hurt or lost by yourself.

-His hard outer shell makes it hard for him to open his feeling to others and you would be the only person besides Flavio who he would openly concede with, seeing it as a way for y’all to get closer.

He honestly just wants the best for you but he doesn’t know how to tell that to your face.

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-2p America-

-when I say he’s trying to be a big brother to you, I mean it.

-but he just wasn’t made for that role, especially with how he and Mark act towards one another.

-he’ll try to make somewhat of a functional sibling relationship with you but he just doesn’t know how.

-he tries to clean up his act around you and try to properly be an older sibling with you but his efforts really just fail miserably.

-he just ends up pushing you more towards Mark and have him deal with you since he knows he wouldn’t be able to properly give you an older brother that you deserve.

-it’s just not his strong suit.

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~Yandere America x Russia's sister~

Alfred would start going yafter you when you took your brothers place in a meeting since Ivan had a cold and couldn’t make it.

whether that be a bad thing since your brother couldn’t keep the American away from you when he’s not present, or a good thing because Alfred would have time to get to know you without your brothers interception.

The American would turn his charm up to a thousand when trying to woo you since he knows he can’t have as much time with you as he would like, but even getting to talk to you without your brothers deadly glare would be a blessing.

Alfred would try to spend more time with you with getting meetings together discussing the possibility of American businesses in your country.

It’s all so he can have excuses when Ivan finds him lurking in your country.

Ivan will be furious when he finds you sneaking out at night to go hangout with the American and will try to prevent you from leaving his sight.

Alfred will try to manipulate you into thinking that Ivan is being overprotective of you and that you shouldn’t listen to him because your your own country now and not apart of his.

Ivan will have non of your protest when you argue with him saying that your independent from him and your not a small micro nation anymore.

As much as Ivan wants to be mad at you and say that you should listen, your words about being independent from him will stab him in the heart that he’s losing you, just like he lost the rest of his family.

Now there’s two different paths this can go from here

Choosing to listen to Russia:

You come to see how your brother is only trying to protect you and that the American is only using you for his own gain, at your expense.

You’ll begin to cut down on the Western influence with your country with embracing the more Slavic heritage that Ivan encourages.

Ivan will keep you safely away from the American until Alfred comes to terms with everything and get some sort of tranquility.

“Сестра, пойдём домой сейчас, хорошо?”(Sister, let’s go home, shall we?)

Choosing to listen to America:

You’ll see how Ivan is being too overprotective of you and that it’s only because he sees you as weak and can’t make choices for yourself.

Your defiance against Ivan will make him start locking you in your room, but You always hear tiny rocks on your window as you see Alfred outside waiting for you to jump into his arms.

Alfred will make strong alliances with your country so that he can put military bases up (He knows Russia isn’t going to chance starting a war and wouldn’t even dare knowing that you’ll be in the middle of it).

Alfred will twist your perspective into thinking that your crazy brother is trying to suffocate you under his presence and that Alfred is your knight in shinning armor coming to rescue you.

"Let's elope my love!"

In the Hetalia universe how I see Political marriages work are a bit weird. With political marriages neither countries have a say in it and it is mostly disputed between their bosses, they just have to be there for it. They don’t even have to have a physical wedding and they technically aren’t really married-married, like with love and all, but it’s just a show of the two countries having strong ties with one another (Like irl).

So the allies wouldn’t really care that much if you didn’t want one, neither of you can disobey your boss. If you start throwing a fit they'll just scold you (China and America especially) for acting like a child saying it's the best for the people.

You’ll have to live with them one way or another and they’ll try to woo you into being more complicit with working out the marriage but, the basement is always an option.

Hope you get the idea!

Ok this is a minor thing but I cant understland why so many people feel the need to put specificly a blind reader? There's nothing wrong with it but I just don't get why it's been requested so much?

~~Yandere Spain and Romano x Tough Blind Reader ~~

<TW: mention of forced freeding:>

<~spain~>

Antonio will definatly put his guitar skills to use when courting you.

he'll write you love song after love song, some in your native language and some in his. If you haven't fallen for him yet, hearing him sing in Spanish would surely do the trick in making you fall for him.

he'll see your stubbornness as you playing hard to get, god it'll only make him want to have you more.

He has a lot of patience, though if you are being increasingly stubborn at his advances he might do something that you both wouldn't like.

best bet is to play nice

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<~Romano~>

now here is where things get really bad.

Romano isnt known for having the best patience and you being stubborn with him would only cause him to be stubborn towards you as well.

Romano would be the one to kidnap you in a fit of rage after you spit on his best attempts to court you.

though he would feel the tiniest bit sad, he would continue to court you even if you've been kidnapped.

but he won't let you spit on his attempts at courting you.

He'll make you the nicest meal he can and if you so dare to decline it he'll just force you to eat it.

I'd say watch what you do around him, he's one to punish you hard and truly.

~Nordics nightly routine~

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Norway-

Norway had the most complex nightly skincare routine and you can't convince me otherwise. the kind were he has to start it an hour before he goes to sleep since it takes so long. but my god does it pay off, guys face looks like it's been crafted by the gods-. And he always makes sure to check in to a very annoyed Iceland before he goes to sleep each night.

Denmark-

Denmark doesnt have a skin care routine per-say but he does have a slightly complex way he does his hair before he sleeps. And you know he's out here buying this expensive shampoo and conditioner just for his hair, I mean, how else is he going to get it that good in the mourning? probably has his hair in a towel as he sleeps, "so it doesn't get damaged!". The only time he doesnt do this is when he passes out from drinking to much at the bar-

Sweden-

Sweden has somewhat of a routine before he goes to sleep but it mostly includes him doing chores around the nordics house (mostly just having to DRAG Denmark to his bed since the decided to pass out right in the middle of the hallway, AGAIN). But he mostly has to clean the saw dust that he tracks into the house from his latest project in the garage. My man doesn't get enough credit for keeping this house together.

Iceland-

Iceland isn't the type of person to have a consistent routine in anything, nor a healthy sleep schedule. though he is trying to get with the trends, with all these skin care stuff. Give him a chance he's trying. Norway did find some of his skin care bottles and tried to help him but Iceland denied ever having one, but from the way his face turned red you could tell he was lying. After that Norway started nonchalantly leaving small ads for skincare items in his room, Iceland always gets annoyed with his brother for it but will never say that he keeps the papers in a drawer.

Finland-

Now Finland is the only one that can hold a consistent healthy sleep schedule out of all the nordic 5. His nights usually consist of walking hana down the street and totally not slipping on the smallest ice patch known to man, along with checking to see if there were any ice hockey matches playing. And he typically likes to end his day with a well deserved vodka.

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(I'm not to confident with Finland's character but I gave it my best shot-)

<~ Yandere Nordics x Strong neutral Country~>

<~~TW: war~~>

Out of the Nordics, Norway, and Iceland would be torn between wanting to respect your power and neutrality, but Denmark, Sweden, and Finland would want to make you submit or rely on them fully, knowing the world is no place for you to be in and your better off in their care. Though in the beginning they all would come together to take the easy approach ‘nicely’ in trying to have open trade between all of y’all’s countries and becoming allies with each other.

They would be more lax with trade and opening more opportunities for your people in their country, having it either be easier to become citizens or for your businesses being open in their homes. Though you choosing not to support them in return would tik them off, Denmark and Sweden being upset the most, either from betrayal, lack of respect for them, or false friendships. Respect goes both ways and it seems like common knowledge if someone does a good deed for you, you return it in full.

With seeing how you don’t have any allies of your own (not wanting to be dragged into a petty war by an ally), solely relying on how generous other countries are to you and the sheer power and resources you have on your own. They would see you thinking this way to be childish in the least and feel the need to try and get you to see why you needed allies, how they do this is questionable, but it would be efficient. They would take the opportunity to start spreading false rumors about your country being greedy and selfish, not paying full share in return for their goods. This would cause some of your potential allies to cut ties with you as tensions rise between in your country due to these rumors gaining media attention.

Now the Nordics themselves have allies of themselves along with being allies with each other, so no matter what they can always rely on each other, the same can’t be said for you. You would put up a good fight against them but unless you would have any truly reliable allies, you wouldn’t be able to match their strength as they would be able to match your strength if not more.

War would be tedious but if it had to be done to get you they would do it, Denmark and Sweden would find a common ground in leading the charge. Iceland and Norway would be more on the side of sending in supplies to the front lines along with trying to settle the war diplomatically as the war continues.

“war is expensive and time consuming so why not just surrender to us C/n?“

In the end it wouldn’t matter if you surrender or choose to continue a losing war, they would have you in the end, either through violence or surrender. They would trap you in their circle not letting you reach out to anyone that they don’t approve of, why would you need anyone other then them anyways? They love you either way and would take great care of you after the war, treating any wounds they would had inflicted onto you. You’ll be in their great care as a shared land between them.

You’ve been bad

Kokonoi, Manjiro, Izana, and Nahoya

Warnings: yandere, abuse, death

Kokonoi

It was easy pleasing him, he was barely around and asked for little when he was. How hard was it to sit with him and stroke his head when he laid against you. What part of having a nice meal at a high-class restaurant drove you insane? He was confused when he walked in on you poisoning his drink, but no matter the reason for your attempt, he just hoped it was worth it. He kissed you one last time to stop your cries while he dragged the knife along your neck. It could've been the other way around but you were careless with timing.

Manjiro

You’ve been getting into his head again telling him that he wasn't good for you and saying how he deserved no one. He told you it broke his heart when you said stuff like that but you didn't care because it was the one way you could get back at him for abducting you. If you thought about your plan just a bit longer you’d see why it was a dumb idea to play mind games, but your anger and frustration got the best of you. Now you were tied up begging him to let you live, but he ignored you and focused on the waves while his men lifted you above the waters. As you sank into the ocean he told himself that this was the only way, you were right, he didn't deserve you but he didn't want anyone else to have what he couldn't.

Izana

You thought playing the long game would be easy but he showed you that you were in over your head. It was hard becoming what he wanted when it meant changing who you were, but his punishments urged you to try. After so many failed attempts to be better for him, you started to look for a way out. Desperation was your weakness, you tried to flee from his home but you didn't consider timing so he was right on your heels. It didn't take long for him to straddle you onto the ground and begin to beat you for disobeying him. He wrapped his hand around your throat and let you know that he was going to do his best to make sure you wouldn't think of leaving him again. The way he stared into your eyes as you lost consciousness was burned in your memory, it might've been enough to take away your defiance.

Nahoya

Your hands were tied to the chair and he sat at your side with a plate full of food he cooked upon your request. The spoon clashed against your teeth as he forced a sizable amount of food into your mouth and he dared you to spit it out as he got another spoonful. He wasn't happy when he found out you only asked him to do it so you could distract him. You should've known his friend wasn't going to help you escape his grasp, but you were gullible when it came to your freedom so it was hard for you to see the trap he set. When the food was gone he shattered the plate against the wall and started to drag your chair through the house. He stopped in front of the punishment room and undid the locks on the door and threw you down the flight of steps. The chair broke from the harsh landing, freeing you from the restraints but your body was in no condition to move. He shut the door to silence your screams and casually went back to having dinner with his guest.

hi biscuit, how are you??

in your opinion which yandere dous from tokyo revengers and twisted wonderland are good?

also you play a3!?? What is your fav troupe? Mine is autumn troupe

homare and rook are the same character with different font <3

Hi aria! I’ve been fine! Busy w school but its not too bad.. I hope you have been doing well! <3

And yes, I do play a3!! My favorite troupe is the winter troupe.. I’m a slut for azuma and homare omg!! homare def gives off similar vibes as rook! My close second fav troupe is autumn.. I loveee sakyo so much

Best Yandere Tokyo Revengers Duos

Ran & Rindou

They’re already so close, I don’t imagine they’d mind sharing a darling. Don’t get me wrong though, they can get annoying trying to one up each other, but overall they work together really well and make sure you're getting taken care of. Also, you’ll have to deal with lots of teasing from Ran. Rindou’s more of the voice of reason between the pair, and he’ll show you through his actions how much you mean to him. Ran might try to drive you crazy, but he’ll try to make it up to you with sweet gifts. I think both can be pretty harsh if you misbehave, but Ran would be the type to put on faux sympathy, acting like he’s sorry that he has to punish you, whereas if Rin was mad at you, he’d be straightforward about it, not exactly taking pleasure from punishing you in the way Ran seems to do.

Izana & Kakucho

Being with them would be a mix of pain and pleasure. Izana can be so mean, but Kakucho is always there to patch you back up and give you some soft affection. He’ll also be the one who keeps Izana in check, otherwise he might get too rough with you. Kakucho would definitely treat you like you're the best thing in the world, and it’d be hard to tell with Izana, but he’ll love you a lot too.. He just has a difficult time showing it since he isn’t used to being affectionate or soft. He’ll try to get better, but he definitely won’t shy away from putting you in your place if he feels that you’ve been bad. If you’ve been particularly bad, Kaku may not even interfere, thinking that it’s for your own sake that you learn that you need to stay with them and if that needs to be drilled into you in a harder way, then so be it. He wouldn’t want to be the one dishing out punishments though, not wanting to hurt you.

Draken & Inui

Probably some of the easiest yanderes to deal with. They don’t have some delusion that what they’re doing is right or that you love them back if you really don’t. But, they work so well together and at the heart of it all they just want to make sure you’re safe and cared for. Both of them already get along so well and with them having the same goals in mind when it comes to you, they’d make a good team.

Hanma & Kisaki

NOT good yanderes to have in love with you, but I have to mention them. They’re quite the pair, with how Hanma follows Kisaki around. Now, if Kisaki had fallen in love with you first, I don’t think he’d been keen on sharing, even with Hanma, but if it was Hanma who found you first, he likely wouldn’t mind sharing you with Kisaki. Anyone else would be a hard no. Neither of them would be good yans to deal with, and paired up it would probably be worse. Hanma would be all up on you constantly, and Kisaki would be the harsher of the two, his affection not being as upfront and obvious.

Best Yandere Twisted Wonderland Duos

Rook & Vil

I know I just made a post about this, but I seriously think that those two would go well together. They both bring different aspects to the relationship and keep each other in check. Vil would definitely be the stricter one, so Rook would be the opposite since he would likely always fawn over you. Even if you misbehave, he would find you to be so endearing and beautiful. With Vil, you’ll always be in good hands in terms of care. He makes sure you’re eating the best foods, bathed in the best soaps, getting plenty of sleep, wearing the finest clothes, etc. He wants to see you thrive… only for him and Rook’s eyes of course. If you do happen to escape, just know that Rook will always be able to hunt you down and bring you back, and if necessary, Vil will brew up some potion to keep you compliant.

Lilia & Malleus

I think this dynamic would be quite interesting, but it would work out. It likely started with Malleus’s fixation of you and Lilia, who also took a liking to you, would feed into it. He has centuries of experience and would be the one to guide Malleus throughout the relationship on how to treat you. He’d definitely help Malleus take you away for them to keep you locked away. Lilia was the one who pretty much raised Malleus, so he knows him best and Malleus trusts Lilia’s words, so if he says they need to put a sleeping spell on you and take you away, Malleus would do it without hesitation, believing that if Lilia says it’s for the best then it must be true. In the relationship, Lilia would likely be the one to give out punishment, since Malleus is too lenient with you.

Jade & Floyd

Of course I have to add the twins. Both are dangerous in their own way, but at least with Jade you can have some reprieve from Floyd’s constant roughness. Although you can’t be too relieved, since Jade can be rough on his own time too. I really don’t think they’d mind sharing you at all. They’d be possessive, but fine with the other twin being with you. Anyone else who tries to get close to you will likely find themselves in some danger. Floyd is very all over the place when it comes to his emotions, so sometimes he’ll get mad at you and get too rough. Times like that, Jade will typically step in to stop him, but he has his sadistic side too, so he may linger around watching Floyd ‘play’ with you until it is necessary for him to step in.

Cater & Trey

They’d be relatively easy yanderes to deal with. I think they’d rely more on manipulation than anything, especially Trey. He’d lure you in with his nice older brother type of personality that makes him seem so nice and approachable. And really, he is, but he will definitely use that to his advantage when dealing with you. He’d plant ideas in your head, painting the world to seem like some big, scary place, and he’d say it all with so much concern you can’t help but believe him. If you do end up trying to tell people about him and Cater’s obsessive behavior to you, you wouldn't have much luck. Trey’s got a good reputation and a believable personality. As for Cater, he’ll have plenty of blackmail material on you. On top of that, he’ll use his social media presence to his advantage. You’d be plastered all over his pages, so everyone knows you’re with him and Trey. If you act out, he may just send his followers after you… not outright, but he may make a somewhat vague post alluding to you, and once people figure out that its you who has made him sad, they’ll harass you. In the end, you’d have no choice but to stick with them, lest you want to deal with hoards of hate from strangers every day.

I actually have headcanons that the countries can’t have children with another country. If they try the possibility of them getting pregnant low and even lower for the baby to live during the pregnancy and after, so it would be near impossible for a fem nation to bare 8. So in theory if a fem country got pregnant all the other countries would react like:

“😎...😃🕶🤏 wtf”

And this kinda bleeds into my other headcanons about America’s states and I guess other provinces/parishes. I only see Two states having personifications, Alaska and Texas (totally no bias since it’s my home state) and I can explain my reasonings for that in a later post if someone requests it.

Also It just doesn’t make sense for the reader to give birth to states that already exist, like why are they just now getting personifications. Just my thoughts. Also I’ll just change the prompt to them reacting to a political marriage to the nation reader~

*Also I had to shorten the responses since my original writings were to long to fit in a post*

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~America, Canada, France Political marriage with Country!Reader~

-America-

Alfred will be thrilled in the prospect of forming a union with your country through thmis marriage! It was never up to debate whether or not you were going to say yes to it, and with your boss was already pressuring you to agree with it left no room for you to decline the offer. The wedding would be a spectacular event and it would be broadcasted on national television in both of your countries for all citizens to see (all of them making it a national holiday)! He'll see the event as tieing you down with him in a way that you can't escape from, and even if you where to physically escape him, it wouldn't change the fact that you two are still in a union and 'married'. It's just all working in his favor~

-Canada-

The idea of forming a Union with you would send butterflies to his stomach as he tries to wrap his head around you actually becoming his, and through marriage at that! He would ask you if you wanted to have a wedding or not since in these scenarios, political wedding were just for the cameras, he would be fine with both. If you chose to not have a physical wedding, that's ok, he wasn't one for the cameras anyways and he would help you start moving in with him in the meanwhile. If you wanted one he can't help but feel overjoyed that you would want this, he would be a nervous reck all the way up until the wedding day where he gets to gaze at you walk down the isle in your suit/dress. It would almost be so blissful that he could believe and maybe trick you into thinking that this is a normal relationship. Just living in the moment dancing with you, finally having you to himself.

-France-

He would almost faint when he gets the news from his boss that he would be marring you in a sign to show your union together. He would view this being the most intimate thing he could do with you (besides if he's lucky to share a bed with you your wedding night~), and would be so happy to be able to share this moment with you. He would design the entire wedding almost like a fairytale ending, where the prince gets his lover to live happily ever after with him. He would almost be showering you with affection and words of love (in his language and yours) the entire day.