Bread Forever

Oh, definitely

I remember seeing somewhere that Pris's character was 16, and Shelby is canonically in her 30's. So like tell me Shelby wouldn't look at this small, sad orphan child and just...take her home?! like Shelby: *after just getting home, standing awkwardly in the doorway* Uh hi Katherine i didn't win but i came second place, by the way how do you feel about having kids? Katherine: Shelby, tell me you didn't kidnap a child The sad, pathetic, feral wet-cat known as Prismarina: i came willingly and i am NOT a child! Katherine: *already thinking of where to get adoption papers* of course you aren't, now come inside and get warm.

SOUP GROUP SOUP GROUP! GROUP AWOO IN FIVE MINUTES!!!

Introducing Impulse as a Saint Bernese (St. Bernard/Bernese Mt. Dog mix), Gem as a Golden Cocker (Golden Retriever/Cocker Spaniel mix) and the return of Borzoi Porl bc im obsessed with her

✨ i have commissions open! :D ✨

More puppers: Pixl / Jog / Porl

For some reason 1am often puts me in an Empires mood, so get some random headcanons:

fWhip and Lizzie meet up twice a week, once in Animalia's berry shop and once in the Goblands tavern.

They both invented a new drink specifically for their friend. fWhip made a pork chop smoothie with berry decorations on top for Lizzie and Lizzie made a special sculk juice with raw gold leaves as decor for fWhip. They immediately became their favorite drinks.

Jimmy is actually just the spirit of season 1 Jimmy, who currently possesses an action figure.

The action figure he's inhabiting is also one of those haunted dolls they make b-rated horror movies about. It was thrown away because it was too adorable to actually scare anyone.

Similarly, Editor!Joel is just the ghost of season 1 Joel who is currently haunting season 2 Joel. To be clear, he doesn't want to do that, he was just kicked out of the afterlife. Also, season 2 Joel hates him because he actually got the girl, while he's still trying and failing with Lizzie.

Empires False never actually did anything entirely evil. The pumpkin guy who keeps stalking her, however, has committed several war crimes and continuously frames her.

Sausage has taken a few habits from Eddie, the main one is him bouncing around every time he's feeling stressed, and him scrunching up his nose to sniff the air every time he enters a new space. Some people think he's a rabbit hybrid because of it.

Katherine can easily bench press both Pirate Joe and Shelby at once. This isn't even really a headcanon considering the giant axe she wields, but yeah, she can.

Shelby drinks all of the potions she creates at least once. She's either drunk or high, like, 90% of her life because of it. No one notices because she's just always like that, so it's normal for them.

Owen is not the first llama Scott made out with.

Do you ever think about how much wc!Shelby means to wc!Pris?

Do you ever think about how panicked Pris gets when Shelby’s in danger? The way Pris showers Shelby in gifts, gets her whatever she needs? How in the depths of the dungeon, fighting for her life, she finds the Stormcaller and takes the time to grab it because she knows Shelby has been trying to make one, even though taking the time to do so could cost her her life? Running through the dungeon, terrified and calling out for Shelby? The way Pris throws herself headfirst into danger if Shelby’s in trouble? How Pris literally threw herself off a cliff because she knew what this trial could make her do and the act of throwing herself off a cliff and sabotaging herself was more bearable to her than hurting Shelby, even with how much being supreme witch matters to her? Actively fighting the demon to cheer Shelby on and make sure Shelby knows she’s proud of her? The way she reaches out for Shelby whenever she’s afraid?

How in the latest episode, Pris learns that Shelby’s trying to make another sword and immediately offers whatever she has? The way she finds herself lonely and resolves this by finding Shelby? How Pris’ mild alarm at being attacked by endermen turns to sheer terror once they start going for Shelby? Her panicked apologies when she accidentally hits Shelby because everyone else reacts terribly when she does anything like that and she can’t lose Shelby too? Her utter terror when Shelby catches on fire? Her panicked screaming when she realizes Shelby can’t breathe? The meek little “Shelby?” When Shelby’s jumped into water and Pris doesn’t know if she’s alright or not?

The parallel between how Pris regards Shelby and the old supreme witch? “She saved my life”, “Shelby actually saved my life from a demon”? How Pris lost the supreme witch, she absolutely refuses to lose Shelby too?

//slight spoilers for Scott's latest witchcraft smo video\\

As soon as I saw Shelby's massive cloak I knew I had to draw it made of clouds. It looks so comfy I want one irl

Very, very traumatized, ever heard of "Danganronpa: Kirigiri" ?

I'd like to purchase some therapy for her.

Fun fact: When she was younger, she had two braids, one on each side.

she was so real for that tiny ass braid

Something about this feels familiar...

(I drew this a while ago when witch shelby first met s1 corrupted sausage, I realize I'm late LOL)

[ID: 2 traditional empires smp drawings. The first is of shrub, in the forest around the undergrove, looking around nervously and reaching for a knife on her belt, she says "hello...?" With her back to a tree, which xornoth peeks out from behind. The second image mirrors the first, with witch shelby in the evermoore, holding her wand, and demon Sausage peeking out from behind a tree. End ID.]

hyperfixations are so scary like yeah this could be a month long thing or i might be thinking of it everyday seven months from now. no way to tell

😊

Making Empires Cast into DND5e Characters

Great Witch Shelby of the Evermore

At Level Three

Race: Human

Language: Gnomish (for nostalgia)

Class: School of Transmutation

Skills: Investigation, Medicine

Background: Guild Artisan

Language: Sylvan

I figured the witches were more of a guild and it fits more with her character instead of something like sage

Thoughts? Questions? Comments? Concerns?

Who should I do next?

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Witchcraft Shelby and Katherine in their later years?

They’re monster hunting!