Brendon Blurbs!! (some Are Nsfw!) ••••• A/n: These Are Just Random Things I Though Of. I’m

brendon blurbs!! (some are nsfw!) ••••• a/n: these are just random things i though of. i’m sitting bored in class so why not. ••••• -bren giving you little kisses when you go anywhere (literally is it’s the grocery store or taking the dogs for a walk.) and he says it’s bc he will “miss you” -going on tour with him and after a show cuddling in his bunk and watching friends -in the summer swimming in the pool and him yelling “CANNONBALL” and splashing you and the dogs -for your 1 year anniversary he would take you out somewhere kinda nice and treat you like a fucking princess. -when you get home he picks you up (bridal style obviously.) and throws you on the bed -wait can we talk ab that boys LIPS THOUGH?? OOOH -tbh he would so go down on you for like an hour. and he loves every second of it -like you would come 3 times and he would finally be satisfied -anywaysss uhhh, yeah -you guys counting to see who curses more in a day just for fun -uhhh, sex would be amazing obviously. -like him being really slow and passionate then also being really rough. -ok i’m done, bye!!

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7 years ago

Too Tense to Be Undone (1/4)

Too Tense to Be Undone (¼) | Dan’s never had an orgasm before. Despite being in a relationship with his ex-girlfriend for three years, he’s just never been able to finish. The doctor’s don’t know what’s wrong with him, so Dan’s mostly put it out of his mind. Until his gap year, when he starts talking with AmazingPhil, and accidentally admits that he’s never come before. Phil’s happy to help with more than just convincing Dan to post YouTube videos, if Dan will just give him the chance. | Phan | Explicit | Slight Friends with Benefits, Pining, Eventual Smut, Very Explicit Smut, Dirty Talk, Flirting, Getting Together, 2009, Skype | 4,569 Words This Chapter

Intense thank you to @imnotinclinedtomaturity who has spent the last week editing fics for me because apparently I’m on a roll. Also for spurring me on when I got this idea out of nowhere (I’ll be honest, I saw this really cute porn video on my dash and I couldn’t help myself. It was supposed to be PWP I don’t know what happened). Also thank you to my followers on tumblr who kept encouraging me to go on while I screamed at them that the word length just kept growing.

I’ll be posting every other day, so expect to hear back from me with chapter 2 on Monday :) I’m still writing chapter 4 so uh, extra encouragement would be… appreciated.

Title from David Bowie’s song “Get Real”.

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7 years ago

tips for middle school

don’t act like you’re popular and like the world revolves around you. it doesn’t.

find a good group of friends.

make sure you’re comfortable with the names you’re called, and if you aren’t, say something.

literally. my nickname from then on is legit Beyblade. save me.

6 years ago

Everytime someone reblogs this post I’ll send an email to the tumblr staff about the notifications

7 years ago

Come get this dick-fil-a

7 years ago

Come get this dick-fil-a

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Come get this dick-fil-a

6 years ago

Everytime someone reblogs this post I’ll send an email to the tumblr staff about the notifications

7 years ago

Come get this dick-fil-a

7 years ago

when will dan and phil make a full length youtube video with thomas sanders

7 years ago

petition for dan to do a ‘viewers pick my outfits’ video

reblog to sign the petition

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