Op: Let Ppl Ship What They Want, It’s Fictional! 

Willy Wonka sent out his chocolate bars worldwide, and 5 white kids (4 with first-world problems) still won.

“i wish i lived in the country side!”

no u dont. You dont want to have to drive an hour just to get some McDonalds. There is nothing to do here and everyone is racist. My neighbour’s chickens got stolen last week

when will dan and phil make a full length youtube video with thomas sanders

pLEASE

im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

Too Tense to Be Undone (1/4)

Too Tense to Be Undone (¼) | Dan’s never had an orgasm before. Despite being in a relationship with his ex-girlfriend for three years, he’s just never been able to finish. The doctor’s don’t know what’s wrong with him, so Dan’s mostly put it out of his mind. Until his gap year, when he starts talking with AmazingPhil, and accidentally admits that he’s never come before. Phil’s happy to help with more than just convincing Dan to post YouTube videos, if Dan will just give him the chance. | Phan | Explicit | Slight Friends with Benefits, Pining, Eventual Smut, Very Explicit Smut, Dirty Talk, Flirting, Getting Together, 2009, Skype | 4,569 Words This Chapter

Intense thank you to @imnotinclinedtomaturity who has spent the last week editing fics for me because apparently I’m on a roll. Also for spurring me on when I got this idea out of nowhere (I’ll be honest, I saw this really cute porn video on my dash and I couldn’t help myself. It was supposed to be PWP I don’t know what happened). Also thank you to my followers on tumblr who kept encouraging me to go on while I screamed at them that the word length just kept growing.

I’ll be posting every other day, so expect to hear back from me with chapter 2 on Monday :) I’m still writing chapter 4 so uh, extra encouragement would be… appreciated.

Title from David Bowie’s song “Get Real”.

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me any time someone tries to show me a meme on facebook or instagram that i already watched die on tumblr: 

5,000 notes and ill wear this to interactive introverts xx

when will dan and phil make a full length youtube video with thomas sanders

lips: moisturized

face: acne covered

hair: tangled

heart: empty

lips: soft face: soft hair: soft heart: soft

when will dan and phil make a full length youtube video with thomas sanders