100 INDULGENT TROPES

BOLD what your muse can  do. italicize what they can do to some extent.

REPOST, don’t reblog.

bake a cake from scratch | ride a horse | drive a submarine | speak a second language | dance | catch a fish | play an instrument | throw a punch | build a deck | ice skate | roller skate | unclog a drain | program a computer | change a flat tire | fire a gun | sew | juggle | play poker | paint | fly a kite | sculpt | write poetry | change a diaper | sing | shoot a bow and arrow | ride a bike | swim | sail a boat | do a back flip | play chess | give cpr | pitch a tent | flirt | stitch a wound | read palms | use chopsticks | write in cursive | use an electrical drill | braid hair | make a campfire | make a mixed drink | do sudoku puzzles | wrap a gift | give a good massage | jump start a car | roll their tongue | magic tricks | do yoga | tie a tie | skip a rock | shuffle a deck of cards | read morse code | pick a lock

Tagged By: the owner of this doll @chaoticjoke !

Tagging: @edxmunson , @shesmidge , @astrapink , @tornblackedgcs , @r4chelamber , @cowg1rls , @havvkinsqueen , @swervdcity (for barbies bestie frida) , @earringmagick , @plastink , @justkcn , @kennergy & everyone who sees this

tag 10 people you want to know better

favorite color : purple (bc it's made from both blue and red which i also enjoy but didn't want to make this too long)

song stuck in your head : brasileira by killa fonic / i'm just ken by ryan gosling

last song you listened to : pinky promise by neffex ft. neoni

3 favorite foods : pizza, pasta, them ikea hotdogs

dream trip : the catacombs (paris, london, rome doesn't really matter)

anything i want rn : coffee so i can go to sleep already

tagged by : @chaoticjoke tagging : @astrapink , @cowg1rls , @doll1961 / @shesmidge , @earringmagick / @hidesinhiswork , @justkcn , @kennergy , @midfie1der , @nobelbarbie , @onlyallans , @plastink / @story1ines

I'm really not a very angry person there's just a lot of rage inside me

🐝  *  ―  𝑩𝑨𝑹𝑩𝑰𝑬 𝑰𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑵𝑼𝑻𝑪𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑲𝑬𝑹 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺.

❛  you almost had it, [name]. here, let me show you.  ❜ ❛  you’ve just gotta find the courage to try.  ❜ ❛  you can’t tell me what to do!  ❜ ❛  don’t worry, i’ll wait until your party is over before i perform any mischief.  ❜ ❛  some people never change. but we can always hope.  ❜ ❛  you must have felt like a princess.  ❜ ❛  i wish i could have been there.  ❜ ❛  maybe next time you can come with me.  ❜ ❛  not so fearless now, hmm?  ❜ ❛  you’re not going to get away from me this time.  ❜ ❛  it’s dangerous, yes. but not impossible.  ❜ ❛  me? with you? in there? i don’t think so.  ❜ ❛  this is crazy. but, yes.  ❜ ❛  here, let me give you a hand.  ❜ ❛  well, i’m sorry, but you should have been more careful.  ❜ ❛  i wish i could remember but i’m so hungry.  ❜ ❛  that would be a shame, then i couldn’t tell you the juicy bit of gossip i overheard.  ❜ ❛  i didn’t know things had gotten this bad.  ❜ ❛  well, what have we here?  ❜ ❛  well, if you have nothing to hide you won’t mind answering a few questions.  ❜ ❛  i’ve never heard such a ridiculous story!  ❜ ❛  i do believe i’m starting to rub off on you.  ❜ ❛  you want me to babysit a rock?  ❜ ❛  why haven’t you told anyone?  ❜ ❛  perhaps you should remember who’s in charge of this expedition.  ❜ ❛  are you sure you’re alright to travel?  ❜ ❛  that is what you want, isn’t it?  ❜ ❛  i should have never come, what was i thinking?  ❜ ❛  what am i saying? i can’t leave! i’m their only hope!  ❜ ❛  are you sure about this?  ❜ ❛  ah, you’re just in time for your party.  ❜ ❛  there’s more to being king than having a crown.  ❜ ❛  i don’t need their loyalty. i don’t even need them!  ❜ ❛  i am afraid i underestimated you.  ❜ ❛  you and i know you’re much more than that.  ❜ ❛  none of this would have been possible without you, [name].  ❜ ❛  i absolutely despise happy endings!  ❜ ❛  it’s about time you got up.  ❜ ❛  it’s not a story ― it really happened.  ❜ ❛  i’m verry happy to … meet you.  ❜

we love a man with a plan

I love you "boring" female characters. I love you ingenues. I love you female characters who aren't "modern" enough. I love you female characters who aren't "badass" enough. iI love you female characters who aren't "empowering" enough. I love you quiet female characters. I love you unappreciated female characters. I love you polite female characters. I love you female characters who "can't appeal to modern audiences." I love you frightened female characters. I love you female characters labeled as not complex just for being nice. I love you female characters who get criticism just for not being their tomboy or femme fatale counterpart. I love you silk hiding steel trope.

once  the  spotlights  are  turned  off  and  the  curtain  is  drawn  closed,  this  barbie  tends  to  stay  hidden.  of  course  she  couldn't  miss  this  party  –  it  was  the  biggest  event  of  that  day,  after  all  –,  but  she  didn't  want  to  be  the  center  of  attention  either.  hence  why  she  was  standing  in  the  corner,  leaning  on  the  wall,  playing  with  the  liquid  in  her  glass.  she  didn't  taste  it,  in  fact,  it  was  really  odd  there  was  actually  something  in  the  glass.  usually  it's  nothing.

she's  startled  by  another's  presence  and  she  notices  the  liquid  spilled  on  the  floor  —  for  a  brief  moment,  barbie  doesn't  distinguish  whether  or  not  it  was  hers.  chin  rose  up  to  look  at  the  person  that  approached  her  and  she's  somewhat  relieved  it  was  ken.    "  hi  ken,  "    she  uttered,  lips  pursed  together  in  a  thin  line.  she  was  fighting  the  urge  not  to  smile  and,  consequently,  be  rude  towards  ken  since  he  wasn't  exactly  himself.

"  you  have  just  described  more  than  half  of  the  barbies  here…  "    slender  hand  reaches  for  his  glass,  with  the  intent  to  take  it  from  him.    "  how  about  this :  we  go  get  another  drink  and  then  look  for  your  barbie.  how  that  sound?  "

KENNETH CARSON [ PLAYED BY @story1ines ] : you can't do all of this by yourself.

if  there's  one  thing  that  characterizes  this  barbie  is  her  utter,  shameless  defiance.  the  urge  to  oppose  ken  sitting  on  the  tip  of  her  tongue.  yet,  a  smile  tugs  on  freshly  rouged  lips,  melodic  chuckle  reverberating.  meanwhile  the  outcome  was  imprevisible,  barbie  would've  tried  relentlessly  —  until  all  attempts  failed  before  her.  batted  eyelashes  flicker  towards  him,  as  she's  made  the  final  decision.    "  you're  so  right,  ken.  i  don't  know  what  would  i  do  without  you!  "    she  uttered,  straightening  her  posture.  barbie  knew  she  could  carry  her  pastel  colored  baggages  to  her  car,  but  it  was  only  fair  to  give  ken  a  chance  to  help  her  ;  it  was  all  about  manners,  right?  barbies,  though  entirely  capable  of  doing  anything  they  set  their  mind  to,  allowed  kens  to  feel  relied  on.  it  was  how  it  has  always  been.  some  unwritten  rule  in  their  bright,  pink  world.

twirling  on  her  heels,  barbie  turned  towards  ken  and  leaned  on  to  give  him  a  peck  on  his  cheek  before  quickly  pulling  away  and  wipe  the  stain  she'd  left.  though  macabre  thoughts  have  taken  a  toll  on  her  psyche,  nothing  could  obliterate  her  very  core  —  her  appreciation  for  those  in  barbieland.    "  you  can  grab  the  bigger  one  and  i  carry  the  purses.  is  that  okay?  "    she  queried,  glancing  back  and  forth  between  the  baggages  and  ken.  oh  no!  cue  the  heavy  sentiment  weighing  on  her  chest  as  she  began  second  guessing  her  decision  to  venture  into  the  real  world.  she  had  every  reason  to  follow  through,  but  something  was  keeping  her  back  ;  perhaps  it  was  ken's  kindness  or  the  thought  of  not  seeing  midge  or  the  other  barbies  for  a  long  time.  she  shakes  her  head,  trying  to  brush  off  this  idea.  though  it  is  the  wrong  choice,  as  it  becomes  heavier  with  each  passing  second.    "  i'm  just  so  excited  to  see  what's  out  there!  do  you  think  i  have  what  i  need?  "    a  lie  well  performed  —  after  all,  there's  a  reason  she  was  actress  barbie.

&. 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐮𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐬.

( this is basically just a very self indulgent list of various fluff, angst, and suggestive themed dialogue sentence starters. )

❛ i could keep you safe. they’re all afraid of me. ❜

❛ i’m trying to fix your hair, so hold still. ❜

❛ your heart is beating so fast right now. ❜

❛ promise me you’ll still be here when i wake up. ❜

❛ you’re not as bad as everyone says you are. ❜

❛ i thought you’d like some company. ❜ 

❛ clean yourself up. you're getting blood all over the place. ❜

❛ here, give this a try and tell me what you think. ❜

❛ you can kiss me, you know. ❜

❛ come back to bed. ❜

❛ you look good like this. ❜

❛ working together again, it’s just like old times. ❜

❛ how is it you always know what i need, huh? ❜

❛ you’re lucky you got away with only a scratch. ❜ 

❛ i can’t imagine losing someone like that. i’m sorry. ❜

❛ you know you can always talk to me. ❜

❛ the only one who gets to kill you, is me. ❜

❛ so, what do i owe this pleasure? ❜

❛ ah, so you aren’t heartless after all. ❜

❛ may i have this dance? ❜ 

❛ it’s okay, you can touch me. i won't break. ❜

❛ enemies make the best lovers, you know. ❜

❛ hold still. this might sting a little. ❜

❛ we can't keep doing this. ❜ 

❛ you look like you've got something to say. ❜

❛ just relax and let me take care of you. ❜

❛ thought you’d be lighter without all that blood. ❜

❛ i had it under control. you didn’t need to do that. ❜

❛ everything looks so beautiful from up here. ❜

❛ you treat all your ladies like this? ❜

❛ well? how do i look? ❜

❛ can’t sleep? ❜

❛ do you mind if i smoke? ❜

❛ i’m scared of ending up alone. ❜

❛ i don’t think i’ve ever seen you smile. ❜

❛ how long has it been since you've slept? ❜

❛ you are losing my interest, and that’s very dangerous. ❜

❛ i’d suffer hell if you’d tell me what you’d do to me tonight. ❜

❛ you look really pretty right now. ❜

❛ i’ve never cared for anyone the way i care for you. ❜

❛ i’m not wearing any underwear. thought you’d like to know. ❜

❛ just a few more stitches and you’ll be as good as new. ❜

❛ i’d say we make a pretty good team. ❜

❛ i want you to forget this ever happened. ❜

❛ i'm here for business — not pleasure. ❜

❛ if i didn't know any better, i'd say you were jealous. ❜

❛ you'd look better down on your knees. ❜

❛ fine, keep acting like you hate me. ❜

❛ kiss me again. ❜

❛ are you asking me out on a date? ❜

❛ just sit there and look pretty and let me handle this. ❜

❛ you okay? caught you staring off into space again. ❜

❛ well, i do feel better now that you're here. ❜

❛ i'm not drunk enough for this. ❜ 

❛ why is it whenever we see each other, you’re covered in blood? ❜

❛ i was wrong about you. ❜ 

❛ the first time i met you, i had no idea you'd mean this much. ❜

❛ you gonna be a good girl / boy for me? ❜

❛ i’m not afraid of you. ❜

❛ books mean more to me than people anyway. ❜

❛ i just wanted to say thank you for protecting me. ❜

❛ how about a kiss goodnight? ❜

❛ i don’t have time for distractions right now. ❜

❛ you shouldn’t be out here by yourself. ❜ 

❛ if i have to think about one more thing today, my head will explode. ❜

"YOU CAN'T..." PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue, adjust as necessary

you can't go any further than that.

you can't intimidate me.

you can't be serious!

you can't do that anymore, not here.

you can't tell right from wrong.

you can't go back the way you came.

you can't stop me from trying.

you can't do this to me again.

you can't keep it down for two seconds?

you can't lie to my face like that.

you can't take them with you.

you can't ask me to do that.

you can't go back on your promise.

you can't be with me if you act like that.

you can't help yourself, can you?

you can't know everything.

you can't save them.

you can't leave me here to die.

you can't just look me in the eye and tell me the truth?

you can't honestly expect me to believe all that.

you can't stop now.

you can't stop the truth from coming out.

you can't do all of this by yourself.

you can't say no to me.

you can't keep up this facade for long.

you can't just stay here.

you can't give up, not when we're so close.

you can't go out there in the cold.

you can't spend the night here.

you can't forget what i said.

you can't even wait for me to finish.

you can't make plans and then not show up.

you can't abandon me.

you can't survive this.

you can't keep all your feelings bottled up like that.

you can't lift this all by yourself.

you can't be who they want you to be.

you can't keep lying to them.

you can't expect me to just sit here and let you handle it.

you can't escape your father's shadow, can you?

you can't believe in yourself, and it shows.

you can't take anything seriously.

you can't be what i need.

you can't come with me; you'll only slow me down.

you can't sleep there!

you can't drink out of that!

you can't go out in this weather.

you can't reach it in time.

you can't solve my problems for me.

you can't make that choice for me.

you can't live up to their expectations.