I Am Lackingggg Lol 😭

my bad i got depressed again :P sorry but im not gonna do nuthin i am the most unreliable person on planet earth

yall know how i love vampire!matt… well ghost face!chris is equivalent to that 🤭🤭🤭

THATS LIWERALLY THE LOML WRIGHT DERE 😍🤤💍💍

how do we feel about a zombie matt VISUAL…

going all out for zombie monday

I Made a Zombie!Matt playlist and a pintrest board because I'm insane and so fully obsessed with hin😍😊

As of right now I can't get myself to write but I REALLY want to IM ITCHING TO I MUST WRITE ABOUT THE LOML😉😁😄😆😇😇😊🤗🤗😄😄😁😆😃

😃😃🫠😃😃😄😁😁😆😆😊😚😆😆 I'm so normal about this actually (I'm not i will throw up)

could you write a headcanon about zombie chris next pleaseee 😭😭🙏

zombie!chris hcs

matt ver here

zombie!chris who… unlike matt, can speak coherently and moves at a normal speed; some zombies adjust better than others

“dude, get over here, fucking sloth,” he’d mumble, walking over to his less cognitive brother who was staggering behind and dragging him along

zombie!chris who… is literally just zed from zombies. the same charming attitude and everything.

“you know you look delici- gorgeous,” he’d slip up with that sly smirk

“shut up.”

zombie!chris who… is great at keeping you two a secret. if your parents or siblings come to your room, he’s immediately in the closet or under the bed

but being the loud fucker that chris is, he’d always make a noise or two

“what was that??” your dad asked mid conversation, his eyes darting to your closet

“just.. shoved a bunch of boxes in my closet.. guess one of them fell,” you laughed nervously

zombie!chris who… is hyperactive as fuck. like the mf doesn’t crash until maybe 6 in the morning.

which means all night he’s bugging you or tossing and turning in bed

or doing what he’s best at, yapping

“yeah- and so when i was alive i would-”

“shut the fuck up,” you cut him off sleepily.

zombie!chris who… loves grossing you out and watching you squirm.

whether it’s telling you a gross (after)life experience or telling you a fun fact about himself

“you know my insides are rotting, right, ma?”

“EEEWWWW-”

zombie!chris who… can’t resist making a zombie joke. ever, not even when you need to focus.

“i’ll eat your brainnnn” he sang, poking your side

“no you won’t,” you huffed, annoyed that your boyfriend wouldn’t leave you alone while you tried to complete your homework.

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NSFW

zombie!chris who… carries that zombie joke trait to the bedroom

“who needs brains? i got this pussy right here…” he mumbled against your dripping core as he sloppily lapped against the flesh.

zombie!chris who… LOOVVEEESS to shame you about being with a zombie, no real harm behind it though

“such a filthy fucking girl, letting a monster use you like this,” he spat, smirking down at you

you just whimpered around his cock, trying to fit as much as you could into your mouth.

zombie!chris who… is definitely an ass guy, slapping it every chance he gets, clothed or not, and absolutely loving the red marks that come with it

zombie!chris who… can’t shut the fuck up, even in the bedroom

“gonna fill you up, ma, okay? godddd- you’re so fuckin’ tight- shit, baby..”

“yeah, take me just like that.. love those sounds you make.. oh god..”

“keep those pretty eyes on me, okay? god- keep lookin’ at me like that- so fuckin’ sexy..”

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TY FOR READING!

tags

@hoes4matthew @daysonend @shortcakesturns @sturnioloblues @gloomy-ghoulz @imsosillygoofylol

✮⋆˙ TAGLIST!!! ˙⋆✮

This will probably update if I get other things I wanna write for :3

🌈 - Anything and everything

🧠 - Thoughts and random things

💌 - Anything Triplets

🩷 - Triplets n Friends

💙 - Matt Sturniolo

🧡 - Chris Sturniolo

💜 - Nick Sturniolo

🐤 - Anything Quackity

🎧 - Cc!q

🎲 - C!q

🎀 - Q!q

🧔‍♂️ - Anything Jake Gyllenhaal

🐑 - Jack Twist

🐰 - Donnie Darko

🍃 - Pilot Kelson

📖 - Holden Worther

⚖️ - Detective Loki

📰 - Robert Graysmith

🫧 - Jimmy Livingston

Comment as many as u want!!! ^w^

Posting a lil has given me more confidence to actually interact with people :3 🫶 (rip crippling social anxiety)

But I will probably make an intro thingo again at some point I always delete posts or just disappear for months at a time so don't be surprised if that happens 😭😭🤗

He's literally all I've thought about for DAYS I'm so happy this is a thing that people like and enjoy now😭😭🫶🫶🫶

I think zombie Matt might litterly be my new favorite thing

zombie matt is also my favorite thing

(should i write more about zombie triplets?)

Rip the sturniolo Hyperfixation🙏😖🕊🕊 I sincerely apologise for the unfinished fics that were promised and the many ideas that would have been revolutionary to the bland, neverchanging fandom this is... will I post the minuscule HCs I have for these different AUs? We may never know... will I write for something/someone else? We may never know...🪦

PLSSS tag me in you’re so creepy pt 3 🥹🥹🙏🙏🙏🙏👀👀👀

OFCCCC 🫶🫶 I've been meaning to make a taglist so I might make one tonight!!