Local Boy Abducted By Witch. His Teeth Are Now Inside Out As A Result Of "Malaria Poisoning".

*cue the home depot music on panel 6*

Oh? How many are we talking per week? What are the percentages? Is there a theme other than bombing synagouges mid-services?

Because I'm only seeing other Jews posting about this, non-Jews I need you to be aware that for the past month or two there has been a wave of bomb threats and swattings at synagogues all across the US. They usually do it when services are being livestreamed. I haven't seen a single non-Jew talking about this. High holidays are coming up in a few weeks, which is when most attacks happen against our communities. We're worried, and we need people to know what's happening to us.

The anon in this struck fucking gold.

To those who haven't been in a relationship, having your date genuinely be interested in what you're talking about is a one in a million chance. And then to try it it's just SKFHDJFJHDKSJDHD

You can't fumble in those situations.

I just started seeing someone and they let me talk about your comic incessantly for like 30 minutes on our first date, and when I saw them for the second time they had started reading it and got to tell me how much they enjoyed it. And that was enough to convince me into a third date

I don't know them but I know they have a great taste haha

Good luck with your date:)

I EAT. IS YUMMY. THANK.

Once I saw this photo I just knew I HAD to draw it as huskerdust, so here it is LMAO

Its finally happening, now it just needs to spread

Wait I'm lost where did this pigeon thing come from?? Why do you grab them?

i had a pet pigeon named "shampoo" for around 5 years, who sadly passed away around april last year

so i grief her death by catching random pigeons off the street (i let em go after holding em for a bit)

so yeah TLDR; this is me coping the loss of my pigeon

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if people are gonna ask, i might get a new pigeon in the future? but its simply is not the time yet

Angel: Was pretty sure you'd sleep in and forget to meet me this morning, Whiskers.

Husk: *side eyeing* Wouldn't have forgotten if I was sleeping with you

Angel: But look at this--

Angel:*coughing wheezing dying again under his breath*-jesus-

Angel: But look at this outfit--

happy new years everyone <3

If you file taxes in America, here's a reminder that you're probably able to do it for free, and companies work really REALLY hard to make sure you pay

ProPublica

Inside TurboTax’s 20-Year Fight to Stop Americans From Filing Their Taxes for Free

Using lobbying, the revolving door and “dark pattern” customer tricks, Intuit fended off the government’s attempts to make tax filing free a

This article from ProPublica (a reputable, nonprofit newsroom that does a lot of investigative journalism) will make you furious. It's from 2019, so the good news is that in the years since, the IRS was given a bunch of money and this year is actually piloting their own online filing thing, which TurboTax absolutely hates, of course. But the article is worth reading to understand the width and breadth of the money and industry that is trying to steer people into paying.

By the way? Approximately 70% of taxpayers are eligible for the existing IRS Free File program (not through TurboTax, they've got their own, deceptive advertising, and aren't part of the official government program), but less than 5% of eligible taxpayers did.

The big companies count on people getting stressed and just giving in and paying even when they shouldn't have to. They've invested a lot of time and energy into forcing taxpayers to needlessly pay for tax returns.

2 things

1. Where's Freddy?

2. I thought Roxanne was a dude for a sec.

every anime has it's beach episode

Metal. 5/10 response. It doesn't make sense, but it's on character.

Shit. 7/10 response. An out of pocket joke that changes the the subject.

Wallet, phone, etc. 4/10. Annoys the person asking.

An AK-47. 6/10. Can be taken as a slight threat or an innuendo.