One time at 3am I suddenly woke up and a stupid idea came to me and kept me awake.. So here it is… All vocals by me. I don’t know what I was thinking
Zuko Rhapsody Based on Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? I got my face fried and dishonored my family Scar on my eye, look up to the skies and weep I’m such a poor boy, lightning come strike at me Do you see how fast my hair has grown? Where did my Mama go? Anywhere we may go, have life changing field trips with me, with me Mama just killed a man For the crown on daddy’s head Before you know it, Grandpa’s dead Mama, don’t know where you’ve gone But now my sister’s goin’ all cray cray Mama ooh, didn’t mean to make her cry But she needs to go down, said Uncle Iroh Carry on, carry on, for I will regain my honor Tui was killed by Zhao Azula struck Aang on his spine Now I’ve come to realize Goodbye Fire Daddy, I’ve got to go Ask myself why I’m so bad at being good Mama ooh (I’ll regain my honor) The scar’s not on the wrong side I wish I’ve never seen that bad play at all… I got a ponytail and I am stalking Aang I’m a douche, I’m a douche, capture him for my honor Thunderbolts and lightning blowing up in front of me! Uncle Iroh, Uncle Iroh, Uncle Iroh, Uncle Iroh, Uncle Iroh, Tsungi horn, Oh honor, oh oh oh oh I’m such a poor boy, Daddy don’t love me He’s such a poor boy, Where is his Mommy? Saved his life from Ozai’s monstrosity See how fast my hair has grown, where did mama go? Azula knows! Where did our Mama go? Where’d she go? Azula! Where did our Mama go? Where’d she go? Azula! Where did our Mama go? Where’d she go? Where did Mama go? Where’d she go? Where did Mama go? Zuko, Zuko, play the Tsungi horn, oh oh oh oh NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! Oh Mama Ursa, Mama Ursa, Mama Ursa, where’d you go? Who the heck’s Hasook? Why does my grandson sound just like me? Like me? Like meeeeeeeeeeee… So you think you can kill me in an Agni Kai? Yo, Katara’s my homie, she won’t let me die! Oh buddy lost his girl, That’s rough, buddy Watch the pretty clouds, watch the pretty clouds way up here… Oooooh, ooh yeah, ooh yeah I’ll regain my honor, I’m good now, can you see? Have life changing field trips, have life changing field trips with me… I’ll regain my honor
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