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My bisexual-ass: I go both ways

Narrator: she in fact went nowhere. She didn't like to leave the house

Alexander Hamilton in Hurricane:

Vivi: Ask your man what he is most afraid of, and if he doesn't say "losing you", then dump him

Jude: Cardan what are you most afraid of

Cardan: You

Hi my name is Harrow'hark Nonagesimus and I have 200 souls trapped in me and short choppy black hair that grows too fast ever since my DIY lobotomy and black eyes like the rest of the Ninth and a lot of people tell me I look like Anastasia (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to the girl in the tomb but I wish I was because she's a major fucking hottie. I'm a space Kiwi but my teeth are straight and white. I have skin that's only described as somewhat lighter than Gideon's and is always covered in greasepaint. I'm also a necromancer, and I live in a castle called Drearburh on Pluto where I'm the Reverend Daughter (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love the Ninth's dress code and I always adhere to it. For example today I was wearing a ribcage corset, a black shirt, black pants, black boots, and a black cloak. I was wearing skull facepaint, specifically The Chain. I was walking outside Drearburh. It’s on Pluto so there was hardly any sun, which I was very happy about. Gideon Nav stared at me. I put up my middle finger at her.

TAD is the only band in existence actually

literally all their songs are bangers. no i do not take criticism. if you dare speak ill of them you forfeit your rights to your appendix. also get scurvy🪄

so real. And the best part is it stacks too :D

So you're like. Always internally (or externally) screaming and trying to think about something else except it all always comes back to that one embarrassing moment (or two) (or very many)

Embarrassed myself a few days ago and since then I've been periodically going like this

Ignore the part where he gets naked that's not part of it.

OH MYG DO IM EATIGN THIS

If Epic the Musical was an anime

"'Toss A Coin To Your Witcher' has a special place in my heart, but I've been listening to it in my head for the last 8 months, so now I'm ready for a new one. That's why my favorite is 'I won't give anything away' from episode 6." — Joey Batey

The Amazing Devil

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