Today’s Problem

Yknow rewatching gravity falls makes you realize how batshit insane Ford truly was

1. Lights his face on fire instead of shaving because “it’s faster”

2. Suggests Rudolph should’ve murdered the other reindeer for making fun of him

3. Had a situationship with a triangle

My Gorgeous Locks!!! I've grown so fond of them, but alas, they must be forsaken lest the curse on my bloodline ruin my aesthetics :(

It’s a shiny rock, what’s not to like?

Reblog if, no matter the size of the role, you would agree to work with the Muppets if offered the chance to do so, no questions asked

got told at lunch "you feel like Tumblr Incarnate" and i had to tell them i've been here for 13 years and counting. i was here three years before dashcon happened. i saw the mishapocalypse. i survived the gigapause. i've been here longer than the shoelaces post. i've been here since it was hipsters versus fandom and i played both sides extensively by overdoing the sepia filters on everything and making my own flashing galaxy gif edits for my fandom posts. i'm every tumblr. it's all in me

For Boop-Badges Collectors

Rough estimate: It's possible to reach 1000 boops in less than 2 hours (took me 1:30h), if you got some people to spam it to.

If you are a blog where people can spam boop's to, reblog this.

So, just to recount, we've got...

gay witches,

gay pirates,

a bisexual and genderfluid Norse god,

a bisexual and polyamorous Greek god,

another bisexual Greek god,

multiple gay Greek demigods,

and gay alien gemstones???

All in this lifetime?!

If y'all have any additions, feel free to leave 'em below.

Watcher!Grian in the Hades game style

You guys don't know this, but there's a meme going on in Mexico about how our economy is going to collapse because no one wants to use their new fifty pesos bill because no one wants to let go of their axolotls

Look at that dude