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The perfect date!

Prompt: Genshin men and women’s ultimate idea of a date by their standards!

Characters: Diluc, Shenhe, Jean, Cloud retainer, Arlecchino, Kujo Sara, Furina

Jean

Jean ,despite her upbringing and high class education, isn’t very picky. What she values most is the effort and thought put in. To earn her heart is relatively easy. Just be a cute little thing and offer her gifts and flowers to cheer her up. Compliment her and overall just look at her with eye contact and a smile as she chats your ear off about the latest romance novel and how disappointing it was.

For you? Your best shot is to go out of your way to pick her favorite flowers, and dress yourself up enough to show you care then she wouldn’t mind where it was even if it was a picnic. In that scenario you would also have to show thought and care. You can’t just smack a blanket everywhere. You have to pick somewhere the knights are available or with a nice scenery. The tree at windrise is perfect as its already her safe spot. A picnic is actually perfect, Jean is a romantic but there’s nothing more romantic than seeing how you fret about every little detail, like a bird preparing the perfect nest for its mate, she is more flattered by effort than compliments. Even if the food you prepared isn’t the best she can see how you tried. Afterall with enough practice you could prepare it properly in the future. When she saw your effort she was starting to swoon. Keep up the effort and you’ll have her last name in no time.

As for how she’d set up the date? A casual lunch at Good Hunter and a stroll through city to Springvale because the scenery is beautiful and the wind is nice but not too cold. She’ll pay for the meal and you will make up for it by being her entertainment. But she’s also picked that route because the wind can pick uo and get a bit chilly with the lake right next to path, giving her the perfect opportunity to offer you her cloak, just like a true Gentlelady!

Diluc

Oh he’s difficult! Not a romantic, not a small talker, not too expressive, not too friendly either. You basically court him the way you would earn the trust of a feral cat who’s never been pet before. Patience and lots of perseverance. The best way to earn his heart however is to be interesting. Go to the bar when nights are slow and tell him interesting stories. Some new fact you learned? Questions that make you stand out from any other bachelorette looking to score it with him. Like “whats your second favorite color? Whats your first memory? Does his hawk have a favorite color?” I should mention to not get too personal too quick. But overtime he maybe endeared by your odd conversations, you stand out in a pleasant way that has him contemplating those questions.

Now that you’ve finally got his trust you can ask him out! Very likely he will take the reins. Likely a typical restaurant date. He picks you up, pays, coat if your cold, walks you home. He isn’t the most creative.

As for you? Well you still won’t be able to spoil him because he will pay you back no matter what. He doesn’t have expensive tastes. You prepare a nice picnic meal? You want to go on a walk through town and lunch? Unfortunately he doesn’t really like the idea because he knows it will spark a huge rumor and end up with you probably glared at by many a lady looking for his hand. The picnic idea is however novel to him. Just be sure to pick a area clear of monsters. Not that he wouldn’t immediately leap into battle to defend you but that he might burn the grass to much. Then you would have to move. But he secretly adores how persistent you’ve been, trying to provide for him, trying to handle everything. He secretly likes that. Unfortunately he has a serious poker face so you don’t notice that until later.

Shenhe

Out of all of them i’d say she’d be the hardest to romance because she’d struggle to understand when she is inlove. She likes you yes. But is it different than how she likes being around Ganyu or sitting in the grass? Overtime it does become different but it isn’t until Cloud Retainer points out that she is obviously being courted that she recognizes your efforts. So she return them.

Easiest by far because she has no concept of romance or what is romantic like everyone else but rather just that: she likes you. She likes spending time with you. She doesn’t care if you don’t get her enough flowers or you don’t pick a good enough restaurant. What she likes is you and talking to you. You could pick a dingy street vendor for a date and she’d still love it. Really its cloud retainer who would disprove. To earn her approval you must work to prove you’re worthy and trustworthy too. She won’t give her blessing out freely. And what better way for Shenhe to learn about romance than by example? But truly, Shenhe would prefer a date on Jueyun karst. With fresh flowers and a gentle breeze in the warm sunlight. Just talking to you, alone. She doesn’t like restaurants unless its a slow or quiet day but she will put up with it for your sake.

Arlecchino

Obviously she lives for the luxury. She knows time away from the children is scarce nowadays so she books a private booth secluded from the other guests, a luxury restaurant with the finest of tastes. She will ensure you don’t go away hungry or feel uncomfortable. The difficulty is the timing. The reason its best to leave her to schedule dates is because she will already have made time for such occasions. One date st least per month! Unless of course there’s complications or scheduling conflicts. Rest assured she will make it up to.

If you’re planning a date for her it would be best to follow her line and not surprise her with it because again, her schedule. The most she’ll let you do is probably make the reservation, she’ll pay for it simply because she likes to provide for you. Better to just let her because she isn’t going to let the mother of her children pay for dinner.

Cloud Retainer

Oh you want to romance a full blown adeptus? Good luck making it up that mountain alot. Your offerings do not go unnoticed by her, as she enjoys your gifts more than most mortals. She even clears out monster camps herself in preparation for your visits. As cloud retainer how ever she isn’t too emotionally available.

But as Xinyun she is far more open minded to the idea. Recognizing you as her favorite human she will humor your offer of lunch. She does prefer more traditional methods but not to a great extent. For instance, a decent restaurant with high quality food. Especially if it’s a date. You dont have to pick the most luxurious of restaurants but if you do it is a good impression to her. But putting effort into your appearance is also very important too. She doesn’t expect you to pay for her tab but she would appreciate. She will find some way to repay you.. perhaps a invention to help you in some aspect of your life? Or perhaps a kiss will do.

Furina

Little bit of a tsundere. It wasn’t actually that hard to win her heart, but she didn’t make it obvious until you asked her out. Just stick with the fancy stuff, flowers and sweets as offerings. She is very traditional in that regard. But oh Miss Furina is so lonely, the second she saw your gentle and loving smile she practically fell face first and head over heels for you.

Of course high end restaurants are her favorite. Especially for desserts. In fact you could just skip dinner and go to a bakery instead, that’s probably cheaper. If you offer to pay though do be prepared for it. She won’t spend too much since it is your money but the things she buys aren’t too cheap either. But overall the perfect date for her is mostly just.. having someone by her side. It may end up be her window shopping or shopping with you dragged along but she has a great time like. She has a great time with you by her side :> after that point the dates can be anything as long as you’re not taking her hiking through the mountains or something, she might like to go outside the city for a picnic though. Maybe even see the cute otters.

Kujo Sara

She was also not that hard to win over, but it was much harder to tell when she did. But her coworkers knew when they saw how she seemed to miss you when you left, or how you made her smile. But before you know it, she’s asking you out!

Kujo Sara will pick the best restaurant for your tastes, preferably a bit high end, and she will encourage you to eat as much as you like. Don’t eat like a pig though that is a bit off putting to her. She isn’t too great at conversing though, especiallt in non professional environments. Considering how nervous she actually is to be on a date with you too, its a bit hard to be confident in such a unfamiliar situation. Just be patient and sweet. Overtime she’ll get better and more open with you.

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Butterfly Kisses and Arson

A Dabi x Reader Multi Part Series

Part 3

(Art by @axerrri !! Go give them some love cause they are now the official artist for this series!)

Hope you guys didn't hate me too much for part two! Hopefully this makes up for it ;)

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After almost a year after not seeing him you hadn't let him cross your mind for your own good. You knew that if you let him slip into your head... He'd plague your heart again too. When you had forced him away that night it had hurt your heart as badly as a breakup. It kinda was wasn't it?

You had forced yourself to move on and forgot about the boy with the cobalt eyes and the breath taking smirk.

It had only been three months since you and Hawks had made things official. All it took was one social media post about the two of you and the drama started to roll in. Something you weren't personally a fan of. Being a pro hero meant you'd have all eyes on you already, but being a pro hero couple? That was a breeding ground for rumors and bullshit you had never signed up for. Not to mention, he wasn't entirely there majority of the time. You found that every time you kissed the messy haired blonde you found yourself wishing for those scarred lips that now plagued your heart with pain. You had wondered if Hawks had remembered your old playmate. You never brought it up. His name bitter on your tongue.

When you had woken up next to the crimson winged hero one morning you felt sick to your stomach. You never wanted it to be like this. So, you left without a word or a note.

Your walk of shame that morning to your apartment was something you'd never forget. You couldn't understand why you hated this all so much... Yet, you knew exactly why.

He just wasn't Touya. You wanted Touya.

You pushed down the thoughts as you tried to swallow the terrible taste in your mouth. When you got home you were greeted by the sound of a bottle breaking. You guessed dad was in another mood before turning back out the door and heading to the nearest bar. Day drinking wasn't really your thing, but after today it might as well be.

Sad fact is... Now even after the sun had set you were still in your seat. The normal nightly patrons came and went. You were tired of being there and payed your tab before heading out and taking the alleyway to get home faster. You looked at your phone with all the messages from Hawks. 54 missed calls? He never called. 13 texts of him saying "Hello?". He should have taken the hint.

Your thoughts cut out and we're intruded by the sound of coughing. Suddenly a blue light shine from the corner.

Your heart stopped as you stared at him. When his eyes met yours all of the pain and emotions wash away. You felt your lips curl into a smile.

"Hey doll, I was just on my-"

You ran into his arms as you held him tightly.

"Don't leave me again... I need you with me."

You heard his heart speed up as he slowly wrapped his arms around you.

"I promise I won't." His voice was incredibly soft.

You let the tears fall. You wanted them to fall. You missed him. When you finally got the strength to pull back you were greeted by his bright cobalt eyes almost shining as they stared at you.

"I love you Y/N"

You stared at him and smiled brighter before pulling him into a kiss. The feeling of his scarred lips was something you had only dreamed about. And they were exactly what you wanted. What you had dreamed for. Neither of you pulled away anytime soon. By the time you had broke for air his hands were holding your waist close to him.

"I love you too. Don't leave again... Please. I don't want to lose you again. It hurt so bad Touya. I just-"

He put one of his long fingers to your lips.

"I get it baby doll. I'm not mad. I understood why you said what you did... But a hero shouldn't be in love with a Villian."

You frowned. "I don't want to be a hero knowing you are a villian..."

That's all it took for a grin to show on his face.

"Then I have a place for you... Right with me..."

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