@bylhs on tiktok stole one of my works. here
are you fucking kidding me right now....... STEALING my shit WORD FOR WORD on tiktok?? MY TYPOS TOO?? 😭😭 y'all do know plagiarism is a crime right?? did you really think that other people wouldn't notice?? r u seriously that lazy and talentless that u couldn't come up w something urself😭 please report this account or atleast let other people know that this isn't theirs
Hey idk if you've written for this before but isagi dating an itoshi sibling and I would love to read about that if its alright with you.
I love your writing sm💗💗!
a/n: thank you sm!!!
i was debating between both brothers finding out at the same time or sae, being the older brother, knowing that you were dating isagi and then it's just rin who's teh last to find out lol
(art credits go to yamakadatoomta)
you really thought you had it handled.
the plan was foolproof: isagi would come over under the pretense of borrowing a book you absolutely did not own, you’d hang out for twenty minutes, kiss him goodbye at the door, and no one would be any the wiser. your brothers had no reason to suspect anything. sae was always mentally in spain, and rin actively avoided eye contact with anyone not shaped like a soccer ball.
so when you opened the door and saw isagi standing there looking like he’d just been interrogated by the CIA, you knew something had gone horribly wrong.
“yoichi," you said slowly. "what happened?"
“i ran into rin outside,” he whispered. “i panicked. i told him i was here to see sae.”
you blinked. “what.”
“and then, then rin asked why i was here to see sae, and i said… to talk about… defensive tactics?”
“you’re a striker.”
“i know! i panicked!”
“yoichi,” you hissed, dragging him inside. “you had one job.”
before you could close the door, you heard footsteps – two pairs. heavy. foreboding. emotionally repressed.
rin entered first, giving isagi the kind of look you usually reserved for gum stuck to your shoe. “he said he wanted to talk tactics with sae,” he muttered. “i knew something was off. he called him sir.”
sae followed with a flat expression and a slightly raised brow. “didn’t even offer me coffee first.”
you knew the jig was up. there was no salvaging this. isagi was sweating bullets, trying to stand straight like he was being drafted, and your heart was pounding in a way that felt less romantic and more like a cardiac arrest.
so you did what any rational person would do in a moment of pressure and anxiety.
you blurted it out.
“he’s dating me!”
the silence that followed was so heavy it could’ve crushed a small animal.
rin blinked, slowly, like his brain had blue-screened.
sae stared at you, then at isagi, then back at you.
“ew,” rin finally said, voice flat. “seriously?”
“yes,” you said. “for three months.”
sae tilted his head slightly, like he was trying to figure out if he was being punked. “wait. you’re into him?”
“what is that supposed to mean?” isagi asked, mildly offended.
“no offense,” sae replied, looking at him like a very bland granola bar. “you just seem... soft.”
“soft?” isagi looked at you like he was reconsidering his whole personality. “am i soft?”
“you cried during marley & me,” you said.
“that movie was sad!”
rin cut in, eyes narrowing. “when were you planning to tell us?”
“ideally?” you said. “never.”
sae gave a soft snort and dropped onto the couch like this was suddenly the most entertaining thing to happen all week. “honestly, i’m impressed you kept it from him.” he jerked his thumb at rin. “dude gets suspicious when the milk moves to a different shelf.”
“hey,” rin snapped. “i’m observant.”
“you thought she was sneaking out to play genshin with friends,” sae deadpanned.
“i did!” rin said, defensively. then paused. “… you weren’t?”
“bro,” you said. “be serious.”
rin ran a hand down his face and looked at isagi like he was mentally picturing him being thrown off a cliff. “so what, you just lied to me for three months?”
“you terrorized my last boyfriend,” you shot back. “he bought you a cake and you said it tasted like lies.”
“it did.”
“it was vanilla.”
“exactly.”
isagi cleared his throat. “look, i get it. if i had a little sister, i’d be protective too.”
rin looked him dead in the eye. “you don’t. and now you never will.”
“that doesn’t make any sense,” isagi whispered.
“stop threatening my boyfriend,” you muttered, elbowing rin’s side.
sae, who had somehow taken one of the snack bags out of isagi’s plastic bag like this was a matinee show, spoke up. “as long as he doesn’t screw up, i don’t care. it’s actually kind of cute. tragic. but cute.”
you stared at him. “tragic?”
“i just know it’s going to be so awkward when you break up,” sae said casually, like he was talking about the weather.
“why would we break up?” you asked.
“statistically speaking,” he shrugged, popping a chip in his mouth.
“okay, thanks for the support, father of the year.”
isagi, visibly fighting for his life, spoke up again. “for the record, i really care about her. and i’m serious. like… serious-serious.”
rin stared.
sae nodded like a dad giving half-hearted approval at a little league game.
“hm,” sae said. “just don’t get caught making out in the living room.”
“or the kitchen,” rin added. “i still have to eat there.”
you groaned and threw your head back. “can we not visualize that right now?”
rin muttered something that sounded like “disgusting” under his breath, while sae stood up, stole another snack, and wandered off like nothing happened.
isagi sagged into the couch beside you, shell-shocked. “i think i aged ten years.”
“you handled it like a champ,” you said, patting his thigh.
“really?”
“no.”
but you smiled, and he smiled back, and despite the chaos, you felt oddly okay.
because if your brothers were willing to tolerate isagi, even after all this? maybe it was love after all.
or at least enough to survive the next family dinner.
© 𝐤𝐱𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐢
i don’t think amenogozen is truly killing people
remember how teruko melted and all that was left was her hd uniform?
the hunting dogs took her in, gave her a home, gave her a real purpose. that uniform represents who she is.
but when kunikida melted, his clothes went with him, and what was left behind instead?
his notebook. his ideals. his ideals represent who he is.
the thing that represents who they are is left behind.
i know that doesn’t really explain anything, but it’s at least enough for me to cause some doubt
“She looks just like a dream, the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen”
GIFS ARE NOT MINE
hot girl summer ♡
the greatest love story ever told
⁰⁶ ʙꜰ ʜᴄ’s
𐔌 ⋮ feat ⋮ ꒱ isagi yoichi
𐔌 ⋮ genre ⋮ ꒱ fluff
- devoted and loyal partner, that’s it.
- he would help you do laundry, clean dishes, tidy up your bedroom with you. not even because he’s expecting something in return but because it gives him an excuse to be near you (in your safe space) and it counts as acts of service!
- he would put your needs and feelings first. he’d go out of his way to make you happy, even if it means sacrificing his own desires sometimes.
- tried to do that yawning then resting his arm over your shoulder thing but failed miserably (bachira taught him… but didn’t exactly teach him well).
- he’s competitive, even with himself, and that would extent to trying to be the best boyfriend possible. he would always strive to outdo himself in terms of being caring, attentive, and supportive.
- respects your boundaries to the T. you don’t like holding hands in public? he’ll keep his hands to himself. you don’t like rollercoasters? he’ll stay on the ground with you.
- he takes GOOODDD pictures of you and will have you as his lock screen (with your permission).
- isagi’s dedication to soccer might sometimes take a toll on your relationship. his schedule could leave little quality time, so as his partner, you would need to be understanding about his commitment to his beloved sport.
- his analytical side would extent to studying your likes, dislikes, and habits. he would pay close attention to the little things that make you happy and do his best to incorporate those into your life together. small gestures of love and care would be his specialty.
- he would be nervous for PDA, but he would be more open it as time goes if you show that you like it.
- listens to your voicemails if he gets THAT lonely.
- makes an effort to be extra nice and polite to people you care about (e.g. your mother, best friend).
- always sends good morning and good night texts, even if you two are supposed to be arguing or he’s half awake/asleep because you will be getting a random sent of letters before he even THINKS of forgetting.
- very supportive of your goals and dreams and especially if you weren’t raised with a family like his. MATTER OF FACT, they are YOUR family now!
ᴄʜᴇᴀᴘ : i don’t know if this is romantic enough… i tried to mix in some serious hc’s with some goofy ones
©cheappickle :: do not copy, rewrite or translate any of my work on any platforms.
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