I Actually Love This A Lot. The Little Pursed Lips, Both In This Drawing And The Original Card, Make

Second only to Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark. I was delightfully traumatized by such art as:

This is one of my favorite childhood stories.

Oh boy my childhood (and adulthood don’t judge me) My Little Pony obsession is finally going to be useful!

Lucifer: Unicorn - he’s the most powerful magically, and unicorns are the most magically gifted ponies IIRC.

Mammon: Pegasus - he’s fun, flighty, and friendly, and also loyal like Best Pony Rainbow Dash.

Levi: Probably a Fluttershy-type pegasus, but if we can expand into the other MLP species, maybe he’d be a sea pony?

Satan: Unicorn, because he’s Lucifer’s progeny and a magical bookworm, but also his animal symbol is literally a unicorn.

Asmodeus: I want to say a unicorn as well, because it would be ironic for him (in non-MLP human lore, unicorns are attracted to purity and virginity).

Beel: Earth pony - he’s solid, down to earth, and kind.

Belphie: Earth pony to go with his twin, but also because it would be hard to nap with a horn poking holes in all your pillows.

Admin needs help!!!

What type of pony would the brothers be? Earth pony, Unicorn or Pegasi?

Y’all I got two hearings to cover in court tomorrow, and I am going to be so goddamn hungover and tired and angry I might take a shit in front of the judge and start screaming like a chimpanzee

F in the chat for me please

2020 for me has just been “am I stressed because of a global pandemic and an increasingly fascist far-right government, or am I just struggling to exist under capitalism” and I’m really getting tired of it

Also, from my experience with Jewish friends:

Going over to the grandparents’ house, finding an old bottle of Manischewitz that hasn’t been opened in five years, discovering that it tastes like sweet gym socks, drinking it all anyway, and having the worst goddamn hangover since that one time you thought mixing everclear and Gatorade was a good idea.

december 1st! the first day of

not drawing jewish characters in christmas sweaters and honoring canon jewish characters and jewish headcanons by drawing them in hannukah sweaters with menorahs and blue and white instead of christmas sweaters and pine trees and red and green

You can pry my Picrew out of my cold dead hands.

Cold.

Dead.

Hands.

(Picrew me has had enough of your bullshit)

i know people are calling picrews cringe and all but i can not hate the simple joy of making and dressing up a little cartoon person and then looking at it and going “it’s me! :D”

I need a new tarot set and if you don’t make a whole set and sell it to me I swear to Diavolo---

OBEY ME! - TAROT CARD SERIES

(XX) Barbatos— "Judgement"

"Referred to as a time of resurrection and awakening, a time when a period of our life comes to an absolute end making way for dynamic new beginnings."

Upright: Decision Making, Awakening, Inner Calling, Absolution, Redemption

Reversed: Poor Logic, Poor or hasty Judgement, Self-doubt, Stagnation

Finally got around to drawing the second card. Please click on it for better quality!

Look, I don’t know about the Devildom, but up here in the human world, I have rights.

And I will worship whatever abs I want.

Barbatos's abs supremacy

Sigh

Please do not make a group worshiping my abs

And I love them both.

I’ll simp Lucifer all day long and nobody can stop me

Don’t think you can make me feel bad about it cause I’m already dead inside

not y’all bashing people for what character they simp for

Sometimes when I had a student intern, I’d bring them to court and let them sit at the counsel table with me to help me run exhibits/give me documents and such. I would often lean over and ask things like, “so, what question would you ask next?” or “is that question objectionable?” as a learning exercise.

But I’m glad I never had a private client, because looking at it from the outside, it 100 percent would have looked like I was pulling a Phoenix Wright.