Me Remembering That Time I Tried To Say Something To A New Friend But My Brain Didn't Make Words So I

"Autistic adults are adults"

But what if I don't wanna :(

The trans guy in me hates being 5'3 but the age regressor in me loves being 5'3. Someone come and pick me up ( っ˶´ ˘ `)っ

This probably isn't a new thought but regressor!Doofenschmirtz and caregiver!perry the platypus!!!

Shoutout to regressors who swear

Regressors who grew up hearing swearing so would regularly swear as a child

Regressors who think swears are just like any other word and are completely okay as long as you're not using them to hurt someone

Regressors who think it's funny to be so itty bitty and passionately say 'fuck' after they drop their paci on the floor

Regressors who use all the words available in their brain and aren't good at filtering out swear words

Regressors who throw tantrums and say hurtful words when their emotions are strong

Regressors who don't change their speech patterns when they're regressed

Teen regressors for whom swearing is a part of their regression

DNI: nsfw, kink, anti-agere

New lil guy picrew just dropped

He's so cute! Thank you, @xyn0n0

Age regressor Silco headcannons

⭐A toddler regressor, very quiet too when he's regressed unless he's in a tantrum

⭐Super secretive about it like the only people to ever find out were Vander, Felicia, and Jinx

⭐Regresses from stress which is normally from his workload or drama happening with the chembarons or shipment issues. Used to also be from loud parties and the last drop being too crowded

⭐Has a secret room filled with regressor things that he warns Sevika and his other workers to NEVER go into and to not bother him when he's in there no matter what

⭐Used to be a very well behaved little that just liked to make drawings and play with blocks but after his falling out with Vander he became very fussy and would throw tantrums almost every time he regressed

⭐Masks that he's regressed if he can't get to his safe room which normally means turning his 'crying and hitting the ground' tantrums into a 'beating up and firing the person closest to him' tantrum

⭐The others have learned how to pick up that he's about to throw a tantrum and leave as soon as there are warning signs

⭐This scene was one of his tantrums (s01e06, 'guns for hire' scene)

⭐Most of Jinx caregiving for him is her teaching him how to play as a kid and not just cry and hit stuff

⭐They doodle over stuff together, Silco is always a lot more shy with drawing over random things but Jinx gets him to open up

⭐By the end his art style is almost the same as hers. his drawings start out super scratchy, only using greys and stuff but they turn really colourful

⭐he loves having all his plushies and bottles covered in Jinx's drawings

⭐At first she tries to avoid drawing on his stuff to give him space when he's regressed but she finds he clings onto anything she's drawn on and she starts decorating more of his stuff

⭐If he's feeling really little she'll blow stuff up cause he likes the pretty colours but he always gets mad at her when he's big again

⭐ Jinx also regresses and she started suspecting he might when he first saw her regressed and immediately knew what was going on

⭐one day she heard him sobbing in his safe room and went in

⭐he was super upset and told her to get out but eventually she was able to get him to open up about it and she promised to care for him whenever he needs it

⭐sometimes Sevika will find their agere things around and Jinx will always take responsibility for it

Past Vander and Felica Stuff:

⭐Vander first found out when Silco went into a backroom of the last drop when it got too loud. Vander followed to check up on him and Silco quickly put away his notebook and crayons he was drawing with and tried to do his best impression of being big. Vander wasn't convinced Silco was okay and kept checking in on him.

⭐Later Vander followed up with Silco, asking him if he was actually okay back then and Silco admitted to him he regresses. he was really worried Vander would find him weird or think it was for weird reasons but Vander just asked him more about it and how he can help

⭐Vander then got Silco a bunch of stuff, markers, bottles, stickers, anything he could find

⭐Silco loved being held by Vander, it made him feel so small, being in Vander's big arms

⭐Felica found out when she walked in on Vander taking care of Silco. Vander tried really hard to cover for Silco but Silco decided he trusted her enough to tell her his secret

⭐She would occasionally take care of Silco if Vander was busy but he never liked her style of cging as much

⭐but when Vi was on the way he starting letting her be his cg a lot more so she could get some practice in and feel more sure of herself

⭐he would always be sure to tell her how good of a mama she is

Fun fact! There's this thing called misokinesia that's similar to misophonia but is triggered by other people's movements, often repetitive movements like fidgeting or stimming.

I had this as a kid really bad, I was always having meltdowns cause no one would understand just how distressing it was for me so it's really nice to find out that it's an actual thing :3

Wishing that everyone who deals with misokinesia isn't forced to stay in a space with triggering movements 🥰🥰🥰

Yessss, Singed, my mad scientist Papa!

He loves when you help him with experiments

Like when you have an idea for an experiment he'll put aside all his beakers and other stuff to immediately help you with your idea

Definitely the kind of papa that struggles to show love in the typical ways

He won't be very good at like baby talk and cuddling but he'll read you books and tell you when you did good

He struggles with human connection so he treats it more like a science

He'll keep detailed notes on things like your favorite foods and toys

If one of your toys ever breaks he'll immediately fix it without you even having to ask

He was so worried you'd be scared of him at first. He takes a lot of care to hide as much of his skin as possible

He was also so worried about giving you forehead kisses at first since he lost his lips but you love them even if they feel different

I do think he has some strict boundaries around his late daughter

He never told you about her

One time you found her old stuff and started playing with it and he got very cold and asked you stop touching her things

— caregiver ! singed from arcane headcannons !! ( request from anon )

loves teaching you about the sciences and the math. shows you almost everything he learns

is willing to do anything for you, tries his hardest to keep you safe from the horrors of the under city, tries to shield you from his dirty work and is connections to silco

likes to be called ' dad ' , ' papa ' , and ' sir ' or ' mister '

you remind him a lot of his daughter which is why he becomes so attached to you and agrees to be your caregiver

is also a teacher caregiver

doesn't have a lot of time to play usually, but tries to be around when he's not focused on work, especially at night when he puts you down for bed

is better with bigger kids than the smaller ones, kinda awkward with newborn regressors, best with teen regressors

likes to call you ' little one ' , ' dearest ' , ' precious ' and ' my pupil '

I feel like there's not enough love for age regressors that love yucky things

tw: a lot of yucky stuff (bathroom bodily functions, v*mit, blood etc)

like being so proud of the big dump you made

and burping sooo loud cause it's so fun to be so gross >:3

I just half burped half coughed up this liquid and I was curious about what it was so i spit it into a cup and I smelt sooooo icky I thought I was puke. that was sooooo cool!!!!!

and a few weeks ago I had a nose bleed and I collected it all in a cup and then I added hydrogen peroxide and it went all foamy and was sooooo cool

And also periods. One time when I was a tween I got so mad at my sister I tied together a bunch of tampons and threw them into her room

that was mean and I feel bad about it now

but yucky things are sooo cool our bodily functions are sooo cool and all the little things they give us from those functions are so fun

Caregiver!Sevika coming home and you're still awake (by a little who may or may not be up way past their bed time)

You're waiting at the door for her when she comes back from work

"my little munchkin, what did we say before I left?"

" ... That you left a meal for me in da fridge ... Um dat I could has one ice cweam tweat..."

"and..."

"... n bed at 10"

She scoops you up into her arm and carries you up to bed

You're trying to go to sleep cause you know Sevika's all tired from her work day but you just can't and keep squirming around in her arms

She gives you some toy cars and lets you play with them for 20 minutes, but it's off to sleep right after that!

you run them up and down her prosthetic arm as she doses off having the cars race each other and jump over the shimmer cavern

After your 20 minutes are up she turns off the lights and locks her in bed under her strong arms

She softly sings you the lullabies her mother used to sign for her

you join her

"dear friend across the river..."