Get this dude a wheelchair
everyone gets to observe my crutches
M*A*S*H is really one of those shows that hit different on each stage of your life. I laughed at the jokes as a kid. When I got older, I realized why people like BJ and Hawkeye were constantly joking.
Rewatching gravity falls since the first time it aired. Lots of setup in this series. Even season 1 did that well. Very impressive. If the series came back I would want Dipper to own the shack as an older man.
My breath ragged and my legs shaking as I struggle to keep standing with one arm on the shower wall:
“Are we done here?”
The 3 blade razor I bought from the dollar store:
“Not even close.”
*proceeds to shave the same spot repeatedly because somehow I missed some hairs on the first two tries*
The Midwest has seen everything. You’re not the first west coast baby to move to the Midwest and you won’t be the last.
Can we talk about how those “easy open” bags are 90% of the time harder to open these days? Like WTF 😬 why did someone screw that up?!
You can’t fool me that’s just a screencap….OH MY GOODNESS
i don't usually post art on tumblr (anymore) but i've been working on a lil drawing of a mash screenshot i like for a couple months. idek if i'll finish it, so i'm putting this here more for myself than anything else lol
Certain delis will sell prepared food covered by EBT but it’ll be cold. Just refrigerated to the point that you can’t eat it outright. Like a pre cooked spaghetti dinner with sauce on it. Hard potatoes wedges with chicken strips. Some of the EBT conditions seem spiteful. Unless you have an oven or microwave it’s not a good value. (WIC restrictions also seem weird too. But that’s another conversation. )
Solidarity
Just wanted to add this.
Hugh Laurie voiced house here too.
boyfriend asked what i was doing, told him i was editing a picture, boyfriend asked "is it something like house stretched out with the words 'menstrual blood' on it or some shit?", boyfriend was wrong, boyfriend was also onto something this goes hard