Too Bad I Wrote It Anyway.

Don’t get me started

I know this is an old point and maybe a small thing to complain about but oh my GOD it pisses me off the way 3 and subsequent borderlands installments just completely retconned how RARE vaults are to be like "actually there are loads of vaults and people have been opening them for ages, there's actually a whole industry about it" ffffuuuccckkkk offffff like half the people in 1 don't even believe vaults are real but now you wanna tell me Typhon Deleon was opening them on planets other than Pandora before any of these people were even born?

No. The context was clear. Grow up. Stop making jokes out of something like this

Why the fuck did that stupid ass aqua color win the vote. I remember being so mad about it like it literally looked so close to the other light blue that was already in the game. I was a kid and blue was my favorite color in the world and even I was able to acknowledge that. But no I guess you just line up 3 colors and stupid children just vote for the one they like best in a vacuum instead of giving an ounce of a fuck about the greater implications and impact of their decision.

are hotdogs sandwiches?

They are a form of taco

There’s no better comedy than posting this on TikTok:

Then getting a rude paragraph by a random that basically boils down to: you do that because you think therapy is beneath you.

Uh no. I just admit that my mental illness isn’t a superpower. It’s a terrible thing and I wish it never was there.

The random deleted the paragraph a minute later. I’m guessing they realized how stupid they sounded.

Anyway song of the day:

Shitlibs will try to invalidate your experience just because they haven’t personally experienced it. These same people talk over POC, disabled, neurodivergent, and LGBTQ members because they haven’t personally experienced a specific thing. Congrats! The world doesn’t revolve around you. Quit being a jerk and open your ears. Shut your mouth.

“So you’re a villain, but you only want to take over this small village?” “Yep.” “You don’t have any plans to take over anywhere else?” “Nope.”

This post on Twitter really sent the Nazis reeling in the comments section. All sorts of cope and seethe happening in the comments section.

I’m writing my first fully sad ending soon. No character revivals, no second chances, nothing. It’s the end of the series too. We’ll see how it lands

you can pry happy endings from my cold-dead hands. It can be the most heart stopping, gut wrenching fic that has every existed and I will read every drop of it if I get my happy ending. I have had enough painful endings in real life, give me happy in my fantasy world. It can be at the last second, it can be a single sentence, even a single word. Give me all the angst and hurt in the world for 500,000 words, but please give me the comfort I need in the ending. please and thank you.

If this isn’t satire very good decision.

If you could call any show "The greatest show ever made" what would it be?

M*A*S*H

Random Rant

Good night, the writing advice on this website feels samesy as fuck.

It reminds me of when everyone in 2013 had an art OC and you legitimately couldn’t tell the difference.

“This is how you’re writing wrong, write like this instead.”

Congrats Brenda but you write just like Hannah. Who also write just like Lukas who writes just like Hayden.

Please for the love of EVERYTHING. Develop your own writing style.

Don’t copy and paste the writing patterns of others on this website to your own writing style. Because I legitimately can’t tell the difference anymore.

And it’s just really sad to see.

(I also don’t know how tumblr’s algorithm decided I wanted to see writing advice. I don’t. I take all my writing advice from my friend Ralph the alien cricket.)