โ๐ข ๐๐ฆ ๐ฆ๐๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฒ, ๐จ๐ฉ๐ข๐ง๐ข๐จ๐ง๐๐ญ๐๐, ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฎ๐, ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ฎ๐๐๐จ๐ซ๐ง, ๐๐ง๐- โฆ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ญ ๐ข๐ฌ ๐๐ฑ๐๐๐ญ๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐ฐ๐ก๐ฒ ๐ข ๐๐๐จ๐ซ๐ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ.โ
this movie made me want to die. and i'm not even joking. he was so fucking beautiful. the whole time in my head i was telling myself 'it should be me' everytime anna and alexei had a scene together.
pairings: alexei vronsky x fem!reader
REQUESTS: Open / Closed
TW for this section:ย
cussing
smut
fluff
angst
abuse
violence
discrimination
bullying
talking shit (?)
body dysmorphia
mention of adultery
pregnancy (?)
social norms of the time (sexism)
that should be it but if i miss any do let me know! as alwayssssssss, i'll have a little a/n to warn you guys on what TW's are present in the fic.
since i'm really bad at describing clothing, i'll add in a picture of the dress i'm imagining at the end of the fic. i mean i'll try my best to describe it but no guarantees.
for this section since it's back in the day and they didn't have phones... i won't do a little camera roll thing, sadly.
now, without a further ado...
PRESENTING...
smut:๏น
fluff: โก
angst: โฆ
miscellanies: ๐ฆน
โ๐ข๐ ๐ข ๐ก๐๐ฏ๐ ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐ฐ๐ซ๐จ๐ง๐ ๐ญ๐จ๐ง๐, ๐จ๐ซ ๐ฐ๐จ๐ซ๐๐ฌ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ, ๐ฆ๐๐ฒ ๐ข ๐ง๐๐ฏ๐๐ซ ๐ฌ๐ฉ๐๐๐ค ๐๐ ๐๐ข๐ง.โ
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If you hate Lily Evans you will die and go to hell
pairing: tangerine x reader
tw: nothing, fluff, cussing
message: to the ones who seek to be comforted whilst the outermost layer of your uterine wall sheds.
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The rain outside softly hit the window, making sounds that could make even a colic baby sleep peacefully. Bonus is that it's cold and dark outside. Your stomach felt like the battle field when they were fighting for Helen of Troy; the Trojan War. You were in your soft bed in fetal position with a warm quilt over you, watching the raindrops fall onto the window sliding door that lead to the balcony of your apartment. Your phone was on silent, half because you couldn't muster the energy to converse with people, and also because you didn't want to.
Suddenly you heard the front door of your apartment slam open.
"Y/N!!?" A fimilliar voice yelled out, he sounded concerned. You furrow your brows and use all the core strength to sit up in bed. "Love are you here?!" He yelled out in concern. You rubbed hands against your face and laughed into your hands. The door to your room slammed open with a very distressed and worried Tangerine at your door.
"Hi" You smiled at him sheepishly. He let out a breath he was very obviously holding in. He was wearing grey sweatpants and a shirt with your face on it (initially it was a joke, you had given him the shirt on his birthday - not the only gift you got him - but maybe it isn't a joke anymore).
"Baby, you're not answering my texts or calls, I was worried" He said softly as he closed the door and made his way to the bed, he sat down beside you and put a hand on your cheek. You sighed and leaned on his hand.
"I know, I'm sorry. I was on do not disturb, didn't feel like replying to people" You sighed and closed your eyes slightly. He furrowed his brows, concerned.
"What's wrong?" He asked as he pushed a strand of hair behind your ear.
"I got my period" You whispered and looked at him with tired eyes. He relaxes his brows and nods.
"Do you want me to get you anything?" He asked generously, you shook your head and lied down into your pillow softly. You grabbed his hand and tugged it towards the other pillow on the bed.
"Cuddle me" You said and opened your arms and made grabby hands towards him. He ran his hand through your hair and kissed your forehead then stood up.
"I'll be back in a bit" He said then left the room. You turned around and covered yourself with the blanket and got comfortable. After a bit he came back, your back was turned to him. You felt the bed dip and him lifting the blanket slightly and you felt his cold feet against yours. You took in a sharp breath.
"Tan you're feet are cold" You said hiding a small smile. He wrapped his arm around your waist and pulled you closer to his body. You turned around and wrapped your leg around his hips and burried your head into his chest, taking in his scent.ย
"Why'd you leave the room?" You asked.
"Locked the front door and turned the lights off" He explained, getting comfortable. You hummed and nuzzled your face into his chest. You pull away slightly and look at his shirt and look back at his face.
"What?" He asked innocently.
"Take the shirt off" You squinted your eyes at him. He let out a small laugh.
"You sure you want to?" He asked, hiding his smirk as he sat up and took his shirt off and threw it on the floor before going back to laying in bed. You softly slapped his chest and buried your face into his chest.
"No I just don't want to stare at my face when I cuddle you" You laughed into his chest. He chuckled and pulled you closer.
"You know I wear it when I'm away for work" He said as if it was a fun fact.
"Good to know you miss me while you're away" You joked.
"I'm always missing you" He added and put his hand up your shirt -well his shirt- and traced circles on your back.
"Really? I always thought you flirted with other women while you're away" You smirked and lifted your head slightly to see his face. He tusked and glared down at you. You smiled at him and he kissed the top of your head. Then there was a silence. A comforting silence. The sound of the rain hitting the window, the sound of the wind blowing outside. It was the perfect weather, and laying beside a perfect man. Life couldn't get any better.
"You know how you have the keys to my place, and I have the keys to your place?" Tangerine started, still tracing shapes on your bare back. You nodded, too tired and in pain to respond properly.
"Well I've been thinking for a while, and we've been dating for a long time" Tangerine started.
"Where are you going with this?" You asked lifting your head.
"Move in with me" He said simply looking into your eyes. You opened your mouth to say something but nothing came out. Moving in with each other was a big deal, but what was the point of dating if it's not going anywhere?
"What do you say?" He asked still looking at you with hope in his eyes.
"Don't you live with Lemon?" You asked.
"He lives next door. He's just over a lot when you're over there because he loves you" Tangerine rolled his eyes, but you know that it's fake annoyance. He loved that the only other person he's ever cared about approves and loves you.
"Only if Lemon approves" You teased.
"Please he'd be the first person to help you move your things over there" He scoffed. You laughed and laid your head on his chest again.
"Well I'll have to pay off the rent for this month for this place" You explained and started worrying.
"I'll pay it off" Tangerine shrugged as if it was nothing.
"Fuck no" You lifted your head and glared at him.
"My love please" He sighed.
"No I am an independant woman, in a modern world and you, a man, are not going t- mmmph" You started your little speech about feminism but he cut you off with a kiss. Once he pulled away you slowly opened your eyes to see him with a cheeky smile.
"Some feminist, letting a man shut you up by kissing you" He teased. You glared at him and opened your mouth to say something but he beat you to it.
"Baby, you know I support women, I respect women, but please let me do this for you. I'd do anything for you, whether you'd like for me to or not" He said and kissed your slightly pouting lips.
"Okay" You whispered and laid back down on his chest.
"But only this one time, once I get my name on the lease at your place, I pay for half the rent" You explained.
"Lemon put your name on the lease already" Tangerine whispered, hoping you wouldn't hear.
"WHAT?" You sit up and stare at him.
"I told him to, it's been there for three days now, I just needed to find the courage to ask you" He gave your a sheepish smile. You laughed, but it turned into a wince when a new cramp hit.
"Woah take it easy" He sighed and made you lay back down on him.
"Tangerine, the man who kills for a living, the man who came home from a bullet train job with a bullet hole in his neck, the man who has countless of times slept with me, was nervous to ask me to move in with him?" You giggled into his chest.
"Alright" He mumbled and rolled his eyes with a smile on his face. "You're just asking for it now" He warned.
"You wouldn't, not when I'm literally bleeding out" You giggled.
"Oh yeah?" He threatened. You nodded. He started tickling your stomach making you fall into fits of giggles.
"S-stop Tan" You laughed as he continued to tickle you.
"I warned you" He laughed.
"S-stop I'm gonna piss my pants" You laughed, making him laugh even harder.
fin.
tangerine masterlist
pairing: tangerine x reader
tw: cussing, fluff humour? idk, fighting, mention of blood, slight smut (just making out)
Part 1 ofย Only Sometimes
message: french people are so yummy, i wish they were real :(
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Tangerine pulled his cuff links downward and looked at himself in the mirror, his brother was in the bathroom probably spraying himself with cologne. He fixed his tie and leaned into the mirror to fix his mustache.
They were getting ready for a fancy party. Well it was for work anyway, they were getting paid to grab information off of a computer and into a hard drive.ย
"Ready to go?" Tangerine called out from the mirror. There were some rustling sounds coming from the bathroom.ย
"Yeah" Lemon sighed and turned the bathroom lights off and closed the door behind him. He walked up his bed and licked his lips and rubbed his hands together, deciding which weapons to take as if they were toys.ย
"Which one?" Lemon asked his brother as he watched Tangerine pick up a small pistol.ย
"It's an in and out job, don't overthink it" Tangerine shrugged put the gun in his holster that hid perfectly under his suit.ย
"You're gunna regret saying that" Lemon called after him as Tangerine head to the door. Tangerine rolled his eyes and pulled out of the hotel key card out of its holder so the room went dark and Lemon let out a little scream and scurried out the room as he quickly put the gun he picked out into his holster.
The man who has killed mutiple people all at once, was scared of the dark.
"You've got a kill count of over a hundred and you still sleep with a nightlight" Tangerine shook his head as they started walking to the elevator.ย
"The darkness is scary, never underestimate it" Lemon glared at his brother and pressed the elevator button.ย
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The sound of chatter, glass clinking and rich laughs filled the huge ballroom. Tangerine and Lemon looked around the room and then at each other, sharing a look. Lemon gave the person at the door his car keys.ย
"Walk around and observe for now, I'll signal you when it's time to bag it" Lemon said and started walking towards people, trying to fit in and converse with people. Tangerine nodded more to himself and spotted the bar, he made his way there.ย
"A skinny margarita please" He heard a woman say. Something about the voice made him turn his head to find the source. He saw a woman with her back facing him, she was facing the bar.
She was in a backless dress, not too low, just low enough to want others see more, elegant. She had black elbow length gloves and a silky dark red dress with spaghetti straps that hugged her body perfectly. Her hair in a messy-neat updo with small pearls in between each tangled up curl.ย
"May I?" Tangerine asked, more like said, as he slid money to the bartender and stood beside the woman. You turned your head to look at the generous man. You smiled at him softly. Your face held a sense of innocence.ย
"You may" You said turning your body slightly to see him, even though the bartender had already taken his money and was already making your drink for you.ย
"Is there a reason you're buying me a drink or do you just do that to every woman you see?" You asked teasingly and smirked at him. A small smirk fell on his lips.ย
"Just the women who are beautifully dressed tonight" He joked and leaned against the bar. You raised an eyebrow at him and properly sat in your seat to face him.ย
"Is that right?" You asked, tilting your head to the other side.
"Always been like that" He shrugged, the smirk on his face not leaving his face.ย
"Hmm" You hummed and took him in. His suit, his gel backed hair, his bracelets on his wrists, the necklace around his neck, the smell of his cologne. He looked very well dressed... and hot.
"What brings you here?" You asked as the bartender brought you your drink and placed in in front of you on the table. You turned to the bartender, smiled at him and picked the glass up. bringing it up to your lips to take a sip. Looking up at him, with big eyes.ย
"Business" He simply said and shrugged and brought his drink up to his lip. You didn't remember him ordering a drink.ย
"You?" He asked as he put his drink down, you put your drink down too.
"I work with the man hosting all this" You answered, tracing your finger on the brim of your glass.ย
"Aaah and he invited you here, how generous" He smirked slightly, knowing how the man hosting this party was, and he wasย notย generous.
"Bit of a pain in the arse really" You mumbled only for him to hear.ย
"Oh yeah? What makes you say that?" He asked, hiding a laugh.ย
"Have you met the man, looks like a pain in the arse too" You rolled your eyes and brought your glass to your crimson coloured lips again. He let out a little laugh,
"Is that how you judge people? With their looks" He chuckled and smiled at you.ย
"Ohhh yeah, big time" You smiled and nodded, not even trying to defend yourself with the argument because you completely agree.ย
"Uhhuh and what can you say about me" He asked and stood up properly, no longer leaning onto the bar. You bit your lips slightly and leaned in, so your cleavage was more visible. It was obvious that he was trying to be a gentleman and tried not to look.ย
"You're cocky, you think you're sooo hot and that you can get away with anything with that stupid mustache of yours" You whispered to him, your minty citrusy breath fanning his face.
His smile faltering and turning into a smug one. He traced his tongue on the inside of his cheek and smirked.ย
"Is that so?" He teased and came closer to you.ย
"I must admit though, you seem like you're humble about it" You shrugged, making his raise his eyebrows, at how forward you were being. He liked it.ย
"Where the fuck are you, something's happening, meet me in the ballroom" A familliar voice ringed in Tangerine's ear through his ear piece. He tried not to react to it because it was rather loud.
"Well darling, I want to say I am, but I'd rather you find out yourself" He smiled at you.ย
"I best be going" He stood up properly once more, did a little bow before turning, but stopped in his tracks when he felt an hand on his bicep.ย
"I never got your name" You asked and tilted your head to the side.ย
"Tangerine" He answered. You scrunched your brows and a small smile played on your lips, a glint of something on your eyes, the look of being right?
"Did you just say that because my drink has citrus in it?" You asked, tilting your head. He shook his head with a soft smile and rolled his eyes,
"And yours?" He asked. You pretended to think, you weren't really though.ย
"Let's say it's Rogue" You smiled at him mischievously. He sucked his teeth and shook his head.
"Are you only saying that because you're wearing red?" He asked, the same way you asked him. You shrugged innocently and brought your glass to your lips again.
"Tangerine!" A voice hissed into his earpiece and he tried not to flinch. He bowed slightly again and turned around and started walking away, finding the ballroom.
"Why the fuck are you screaming into the earpiece, I can hear you just fine" He hissed into his earpiece as he replied to his brother and made his way to the ballroom, finding his brother.
"You weren't replying, the fuck was I supposed to do?" Lemon argued back as he started walking next to his brother.ย
"What's happpening?" Tangerine asked as he looked around the fully packed ballroom and spotted you in the corner of the room, leaning against the wall with a bored look on your face.
It was hard not to notice you, you were wearing red, made you stand out. He had a soft smile on his lips as he looked at you but was snapped out of his trance when he felt his brother smack him.ย
"What?!" He hissed and rubbed his shoulder.
"You weren't listening fuck face" Lemon glared at him.ย
"I'm listening now, tell me" Tangerine rolled his eyes.ย
"There's going to be dancing going on, we'll stay for about 3 dances then we'll bag it and get the fuck out of here" Lemon explained the plan, Tangerine nodded and fixed his cuff links, slowly turning his head to where he last saw you, only to see that you weren't there anymore.
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"Holy fuck can we just go right now, I want to get this done" Tangerine complained and rubbed his face in his hands as Lemon joined him where he was seating.
He had just finished dancing with some random lady because the host was eyeing them and he wanted to play it off.ย
"It's not that bad, maybe dance with someone, it's kind of fun" Lemon said and sighed as he sat down.ย
"Fuck that" Tangerine rolled his eyes and sat up in his seat, looking around the room. 1 dance had just ended and they were going to have to wait through 2 more. His eyes landed on a woman wearing red, sitting down with a bored look on her face, staring off to space. He stood up and kept looking at her.ย
"Maybe I will" He told Lemon and tried making his way through all the people to get to her.ย
"He's so fucking bipolar" Lemon shook his head with a smile. He made his way to you and you were zoned out so you didn't notice him standing right in front of you until he held his hand out to you.
You jumped slightly and looked up to see who it was, the confused look slowly turning into a small smile.ย
"Why hello to you too Tangerine" You smiled at him.ย
"May I have this dance?" He asked politely. You hid a smile and looked to the ceiling to think.ย
"I guess" You rolled your eyes and took his hand to get up. He brought you to the middle of the floor and put a hand on your hip and you put a hand on his shoulder, the other hand holding onto each other.ย
"So Rouge, why are you really here?" He sparked a conversation. The song had yet to start, it was just a little waiting time with a soft piano playing in the background as everyone got a partner to dance with. You squint your eyes at him as you both sway softly.
"Like I said, I work with the bloke" You shrugged, looking up at him with big eyes. You looked like a lost doe.ย
"Lies, no man would ever invite a woman this beautiful and not offer her a dance" He flirted and smirked slightly at you. Your heart started beating faster and your face turned as red as your dress.ย
"Aren't you a flirt" You smiled at him, and shook your head. The music started and he pulled your closer with the hand that was on your hip.ย
"Only sometimes" He shrugged and twirled you around. A huge smile on your face, a subtle smile on his, but he smiled with his eyes, which was rare. His hand went back on your hips and yours on his shoulder as you stopped spinning and started moving in sync with the music.ย
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The music ended and he softly let you down, he had lifted you by the waist and turned you around. Everyone bowed to their partner. You stood back up from your courtsy and smiled at him. He held his hand out for you to hold and lead you off of the floor.ย
"That was fun" You smiled at him and leaned against a pillar. Tangerine laughed.ย
"Yeah it was, I don't dance much so please forgive me if it was horrid" He laughed, more to himself, confused as to what made him want to dance with you. He never liked dancing, given his past.
"Well you are forgiven" You smiled at him. He smiled back, and there was a silence where you stared at him and he stared at you. Both looking at each others lips and then back to the eyes.
You broke out of the trance when you realised the both of you were leaning closer. You put a hand on his chest and bit your lips.
"Well I best be going" You smiled at him, repeating what he had told you before. His eyes lost a small gleam to it when you said it.ย
"Uh yeah" He said, his voice was raspy. He cleared his throat. You smiled up at him, your heart warming at his shyness all of the sudden.ย
"I'll um see you after the dances?" He said, more like asked. You pursed your lips and nodded your head, even though you knew that you wouldn't.ย
"Goodbye Tangerine" You smiled at him and put a hand on his cheek. You started moving away from him, heading the other way, walking out of the ballroom.ย
"Bye" He whispered and sighed. He shook his head and head back to where his brother was sat. Lemon smiled at him when he came back and sat down.
"One more song, then we go." Lemon reminded and Tangerine nodded, trying to focus on the job and not some mysterious lady in red that had apparently taken up much more of his attention than he intended for you to take up.
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"I'll be here, you go into the room and get the data" Tangerine mumbled and peeked over the wall to see if there was anyone as they made their way upstairs. Lemon pulled out a thumbdrive from his pocket and made his way into the room, trying to make sure he wasn't seen by anyone.
Tangerine stood up normally and put his gun back into his holster and started walking to check if there were people around. He heard noises coming from the end of the hallway.
"Fuck" He hissed and turned to the nearest door and pretended to just come out of the room. The man and woman who walked into his sight looked at him and gave him a confused.
"Well that's not the washroom" He chuckled and walked past them but then ducked into a hallway and watched where they were going. The man held the woman's hand and kissed her softly then pushed her against a wall. The kiss getting deeper and more passionate.
Tangerine rolled his eyes and let out an annoyed sigh. They then slowly made their way into a room that was a room away from the room Lemon was in.ย
"Tan-!" He heard his brother say through the earpiece before there was a huge bang and then a thud. The sound made him scrunch his brows in confusion. He made his way to the door, holding the knob and turning it.
"You didn't give me the fucking signal Lem, I thought we were gunna... what the fuck" Tangerine ranted but stopped when he saw what was playing out in the room with the computer. The last thing he'd expect to see was his brother laying on the floor unconscious and you behind the computer.
"Oh Tangerine! Hello!" You smiled at him and clicked on enter on the keyboard.ย
"What the fuck?" He said, more asked, very confused as to why his little crush was behind the computer and his brother was on the floor unconcious.ย
"I thought I had more time before they came up what the fuck Rose?" You hissed into you earpiece. It was obvious you were talking to someone. Tangerine stared at you flabbergasted. You gave him a sheepish smile and held up a finger signaling him that you needed a minute.
"Oh yeah I'll just wait here" Tangerine sarcastically rolled his eyes. You rolled your eyes.ย
"I thought you'd know about me, you know I got a file on you and Lemon here" You said and nodded your head towards the very knocked out Lemon on the floor.ย
"Well I obviously fucking didn't, now get your thumb drive out of the computer" Tangerine glared and started walking towards you. You looked around the table and grabbed the ceramic vase you used to knock Lemon out.ย
"I knocked your brother out, I can knock you out too" You threatened and showed him the vase, he stopped in his track trying to thing of a strategic way to get to you without getting hit in the face. You glanced at the computer only to see 50% of the data was uploaded into the hard drive.ย
"For fucks sake can you go any faster" You groaned into your earpiece.ย
"I'm trying as hard as I can, asshole" A females voice rang back to you.ย
"You're partner?" Tangerine asked nodding towards you, mentioning the earpiece, he somehow hadn't noticed before, probably because it was disguised as an earing.ย
"Yea sum'n like that" You shrugged and glanced back at the computer but when you did Tangerine snatched the vase from your hands, you snapped your head back to him and glared at him.ย
"I don't hit women, so just hand over the hard drive" Tangerine said calmly and put the vase down on the table.
"I would once it's at 100%, but honestly I don't feel like it, and I'm getting a shit tonne of money" You shrugged and took a step back as you saw Tangerine make his way closer to you.ย
"How much are you getting paid?" He asked genuinely.ย
"50 grand" You explained and turned around to be on the opposite side of him, with the table in between you guys. Tangerine's eyes went wide in disbelief.ย
"What?! I'm getting half of that! Who the fuck is your supplier" He gasped and glanced down at the computer. It was rather slow.
"I'm not telling you" You squinted your eyes at him. He was trying to buy some time by distracting you but you knew better than that, you slipped your toes into a little hole in a slipper that was just stranded on the floor and kicked up to your hands and threw it at his head. It hit his forehead and he groaned and leaned his head back.
"Fuck!" He hissed and held onto his forehead. You let out a little laugh.ย
"It's gonna take about 6 more minutes, you think you can handle that?"ย A voice came from your earpiece.
"Childs play" You smirked as you watched him glare at you. He let out a breath through is nose and swiftly walked to you, and you backed up against the door. He lifted you over his shoulder but before he could throw you across the room you grabbed onto the little pull up bar on top of the door frame and held onto it tight. When he realised that you weren't budging his grip on your waist loosed to look up but he was only met by you swinging back and using your momentum to kick him in the ribs.
He fell backwards onto his back with a groan. You swung back and then forth and landed on your feet and was about to get up from a bent position to check on how much data was transfered but a hand grabbed your ankle and pulled you down.ย
"Ow hey!" You groaned as you hit your chin on the floor and Tangerine went to get up but you lifted your body up slightly and grabbed his belt and pulled him down as he tried to run past you.ย
"That was not very gentleman like!" You glared at him and crawled on top of him to keep him in place. Both your legs on either sides of him as you kept him grounded. He rubbed the back of his head.
"Gentleman me jumped out the window the second you hit my brother unconscious" He hissed at you and opened his eyes to see you on top of him. If he were to be honest, it turned him on a lot more than it was supposed to.
A spaghetti strap falling off your shoulder, the slit in your dress rising up slightly, you panting, it was just enough to make him hard. You reached for his gun holster and threw his gun across the room, and it just so happened to land on Lemon's head again. You winced.ย
"I am so sorry, I did not mean to aim it there" You winced and looked at Lemon, Tangerine took this oppurtunity to buck his hips upwards and throw you onto the floor beside him, his hands on your hips. You let out a yelp as he does.
He was now on top of you, pinning you down to the floor with his hands on your hips. Those were surely going to be bruised up in the morning. The collision with the floor made your ear piece fall out.ย
"Fuck" You mumbled as you stared at it on the floor. Your hand quickly went up to grab it, but he was faster. He grabbed your wrists and pinned them to the floor. His face merely centimetres away from yours.ย
"You're going to be a good girl, and you're going to give me that hard drive" He panted on top of you, his minty breathe fanning your face. His accent, his face, his use of the nickname, made you want to wrap your legs around his hips and let him have his way with you. But not everyone gets what they want.ย
"What? Without a proper fight?" You asked in a teasing way, tilting your head slightly. You bent your leg slightly and used your knee to kick him in the stomach. He sucked in his stomach and groaned, his face in your neck now.
You took this opportunity to slip out from underneath him. Once you got out from under him you got on your knees to try crawl to your earpiece but he grabbed you ankled and dragged you back to him.ย
"Rouge? The hell is going on there? You okay?"ย The same voice spoke from the earpiece, now Tangerine could hear because it wasn't stuck to your ear yet.ย
"Do I need to go in there? Because I will!"ย She threatened, her voice wavering slightly.ย
"No I'm fine, and you wouldn't last a minute, how much longer?" You winced as Tangerine pulled you by the ankle towards him. He placed it so he was on top of you again, caging you underneath him. You punched him in the chest but since you had no space to rewind your punch it didn't hurt him at all.ย
"A minute"ย She answered back. Tangerine looked up to the computer and got up from the floor quickly but you grabbed his wrist before he could fully get up, you wrapped your legs around his waist and rotated your hips so he would flip and fall onto his side beside you. This made your dress slide up and your hold up's show to him, where there was a knife on your left leg and a gun holster on the right.
You got up and stood in front of the computer and the second Tangerine stood up and making his way to you, it turned a 100%. He was about to grab it but you beat him to it, you closed the attatched cap to it and shoved it in your bra.
Tangerine's eyes went from your hand to your breasts and then looked up to your face with a 'Are you fucking kidding me?' look. You laughed at his face.
"You should see your face right now" You giggled and licked your still red lips. The lipstick was surprisingly still on. He let out a slight growl and walked closer to you, you stopped laughing.
He held your hips and picked you up like you weighed nothing and sat you down on the table and stood between your legs, with his hands still on your hips so you couldn't move. You winced at the impact of his slamming you onto the table.
"Ow what the hell" You hissed at him and rubbed your back, near your butt.ย
"Give me the damn hard drive" He threatened. You smirked and leaned back, your hands behind you as they supported you, you tilted your head to the side.ย
"Why don't you get it?" You smirked, you knew he would never do that. He respected women too much to do so.ย
"Fuck you" He glared at you and his gaze went down to your cleavage, you were breathing heavy from all the 'fighting' you guys were doing.ย
"Oh I bet you'd love to" You whispered, smirking. You saw the goosbumps on his neck and his adams apple bobbing. You just wanted him to take you right then and there.
Am I ovulating?ย
Your thought was cut off when there was noise from outside the door. Tangerine looked up from you and faced forward to look at the door and you turned your head to look at the door.
"Fuck" The both of you whispered and looked at each other.
"Babe we should just leave it alone" A woman's voice came from outside the door.
"There's a lot of noise coming from here, what if someone's getting killed!" A man's voice responded to the female's voice in a hushed tone.ย
"That's the couple that was shagging in the next room" Tangerine whispered to you. You scrunched your face and turned to look at him in confusion. He looked at you and rolled his eyes,
"I saw them go in together" He said defensively. You saw the doorknob move and you had to think fast. You grabbed Tangerine's face and smashed your lips onto his. He made a surprised sound but soon closed his eyes and melted into the kiss, his hands on your hips loosening.
You moaned softly as he started to slowly lie you do onto the table. You wrapped your leg around his hips, and softly moved against his crotch area. He groaned into your mouth and slightly bit onto your bottom lip. He shoved his tongue into your mouth, your tongue fought for dominance but he won. The only fight he won tonight. The door opened slightly and the man peeked in.ย
"Oh shit" He cussed softly and closed it right back up. There were hushed yells from the couple outside the door and then hurried footsteps leaving. He couldn't see Lemon's body because of how small the door was opened, luck was on your side.
You pulled away slightly, panting on his lips. He groaned and softly bucked his hips as you stopped grinding on him. He slowly opened his eyes.ย
"Do you always kiss the people against you?" He whispered against your lips, a small string of saliva connecting them.ย
"Only sometimes" You whispered back, copying what he said earlier, a smug but shy smirk on your face. He smiled at your answer and opened his eyes fully but before he could comprehend what was happening, you hit him in the back of his head with the vase.
The vase was somehow indestructible because it had hit two people in the head and still did not break.ย
"I'm sorry, love" You whispered, genuinely feeling bad as his body fell to the ground. You got off the table and stood on top of his body, he still had a bit of consciousness because he could see you reach for his pocket, very much ignoring the buldge in his pants and going for his phone.ย
"What the fuck are you doing?" He managed to rasp out as his vision blurred and all he could see was your figure on top of him, well a woman in red on top of him.ย
"Call me when you're out of here" You smiled at him sweetly as if you hadn't just hit his head with a vase and probably gave him a concussion.
You leaned down and kissed his cheek, a light imprint of your red lipstick on his cheek. You put his phone back into his pocket and stand back up. You walk around the desk and grab your earpiece.ย
"Rose you there?" You panted as you checked for the hard drive in your bra, it was still there. You were just going to keep it there.
"Holy fuck! Thank God you're alive" The woman on the other side sighed in relief.ย
"Yeah I am, I'm coming down" You said and stretched your back.ย
"Alright, the car's waiting outside- wait you said down?" She asked confused. You walked up to the window and looked down, you saw the car she was waiting in with her little computer. You opened the window and stood on the ledge.ย
"Yea down and out the window" You said as if were the most obvious thing in the world.ย
"รtes-vous fou?! Rouge! Stop it, go out the normal way!" The woman in the car, Rose looked out the car window and saw her partner on the window ledge.ย
"Can't really do that" You said sheepishly and looked back at the two unconcious men on the floor. If you went out the normal way, people would be suspicious and check to see the room and that wouldn't leave the twins much time to leave.ย
"Rouge don't you fucking dare- Rouge!" Rose yelled through the ear piece as she watched from the window. You put a hand on the pillar that was right next to the window. You saw a rope attatched to it that went to the street light, that the car was parked right under. You grabbed the edge of your red dress and tore a long piece, hoping it would be strong enough to carry your weight.
You walked closer to the pillar and put the cloth around the rope. You took a deep breath and jumped off the ledge. Rose shut her eyes and held her breath. You slid down the rope but while it was heading towards the car, the fabric started to rip slightly.
The cloth ripped and you fell on top of the car roof, hitting the side of your body on it. Rose jumped at the noise and her eyes shot open. She looked outside the car and quickly unbuckled her seatbelt and got out of the car.ย
"Rouge!?" She yelled looking around the road to see where you were.
"I'm here" You groaned and sat up, a hand on your rib cage. She turned around quickly to the source of your voice and glared at you.ย
"Oh mon diue" She sighed and glared at you while pursing her lips.
You slowly slid down and panted and leaned against the car. Leaning your head back. She stared at you and didn't say anything. You opened your eyes and looked at her. She was glaring at you, you smiled sheepishly at her.
"Heeeeeeeyyy..." You said and gave her a toothy smile.
"Get in the car." She said strictly.
"Yup" You said and walked to the other side of the car and got in. You buckled in your seatbelt and she go in and started driving. You leaned against the window and relaxed your body.ย
"The hard drive?" She asked, her eyes on the road.ย
"Oh" You said suddenly remembering the hard drive in your bra, you grabbed it out and put it in the laptop she had in the backseat where she was working.
There was a silence between the two of you, a comfortable silence, you've known each other for so long now, there was no such thing as awkward silence.
"I see you had fun" She said, slightly smirking. You turned to her.
"What are you on about?" You asked shaking your head.
"Look in the mirror chรฉrie" She smirked and glanced at you. You scrunched your brows and pulled down the shade and moved the slide to the other side to reveal the mirror.
Your lipstick was smudged all over your chin. Your face turned red and you pursed your lips and melted into your seat. She laughed at your reaction.ย
"So chips and soda?" She asked and looked at the in built GPS in the car.
"Yes please." You whispered and grabbed a wet tissue from the glove compartment and started wiping the red lipstick and your make up off.ย
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"Wake the fuck up" Lemon groaned and shook his brother. Tangerine shot his eyes open and looked around, he didn't know what or who he was looking for.ย
"How long were we out for?" Tangerine asked as he put a hand where you had hit him.ย
"Enough time for her to get away" Lemon said and sighed as he glanced at the computer and saw that the hard drive was gone. Tangerine rubbed his forehead when he suddenly remembered you with his phone. He quickly grabbed his phone from his pocket and unlocked it to see the first thing was your contact info.ย
'Rogue'ย with a red lip next to it. He caught himself smiling slightly.ย
"Looks like she jumped out the window, why didn't she just go out normally?" Lemon asked as he looked out the open window and the red fabric on the rope hanging there. Tangerine got up and walked up to Lemon to see what he was talking about.
He saw the red fabric and scoffed and shook his head with a smile on his face. He knew why you went out through the window. He looked down at his phone again.ย
"What're you smilin' 'bout?" Lemon asked, scrunching his brows at his twin. Tangerine locked his phone and out it back in his pocket.ย
"Nothing, let's get out of here" He said and started to tidy the room up before they left so it wouldn't look like someone fought in the room. Lemon eyed him and crossed his arms in front of his chest. He grew up with Tangerine, he knew him inside out.ย
"Did you guys fuck while I was unconscious?" He asked seriously. Tangerine turned around quickly and glared at his brother.
"What?! No! Why would I sleep with the person who's against us?" Tangerine scoffed and rolled his eyes. Lemon raised his eyebrows and gave Tangerine a look. Tangerine sighed.ย
"We made out" He admitted, very softly, so Lemon wouldn't hear it properly.ย
"Well obviously, there's lipstick stains on your cheek and lips" Lemon rolled his eyes and picked up the chair that was on the floor. Tangerine put his hand on his cheek, he felt warm in the inside. Warm and bubbly.ย
"I think I love her, Lem" Tangerine admitted.ย
"Oh fuck off and clean up" Lemon rolled his eyes and threw the same sandal you threw at him, but this time he caught it.
Part 1: fin.
Part 2: still under construction
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pairing: tangerine x reader
tw: blood, injury, mention of toxic ex, subtle mention of sex, cussing, pain, not proof-read :(
message: to the ones who wish to be loved even when you have no strength to express it.
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At the late hour of two, the only sounds were the jingle of keys and rain pounding against the concrete. You'd be thinking,ย why is someone coming home at 2 in the morning?
But that was the norm for Tangerine. He had just come back from a 2 day trip, and instead of going back this own house, he ended up at your doorstep. You peeped your head through the door of your bedroom and watched the front door twist open.
Once the door opened and Tangerine walked in, his hair all over the place and damp, his suit untidy and bloodied with wet patches on his shoulder and back, his face exhausted, he dropped his bag onto the floor and shut the door softly.ย
Your shoulders relaxed at the sight of him, knowing you were safe and not about to be killed. You let out a breath you didn't know you were holding and walked out the room in your pyjamas. Which consisted of a silk lacy tank top and pants that were of the same material.ย
Tangerine walked up to the cabinet, grabbed a glass and filled it up with cold water from the fridge. He downed the water and set the glass on the counter. He leaned against the counter, exhausted, not noticing you yet.ย
"Tan?" You whispered as you watched his movements. He jumped slightly and his head snapped to you.ย
"Oh did I wake you doll? 'm so sorry" Tangerine apologised as he looked at his girlfriend. You shook your head and walked up to him, wrapping your arms around his waist.ย
"Darlin' I'm covered in sweat and blood" He sighed as he resisted his urges to engulf you in a hug and never let go.ย
"Don't care, missed you" You said simply and hugged him tighter. His urges were too strong for his superego, he wrapped his arms around you and squeezed you tight.ย
"Missed you more" He mumbled against your hair as he kissed the top of your head. You pulled away from the hug and he looked at you, his hands on your arms, the skin so soft compared to his.ย
"You must be tired?" You asked more than said as you held his hands, playing with his rings. He let out a sigh.ย
"You have no idea" He mumbled as he watched your gaze go from his face to his hand when you felt something mushy. You looked at his hands and your eyes widened. You fingers had just gone over a huge cut on his hand, a cut where blood was still spurring out.ย
"Oh God" You whispered as you looked at both of his hands. Both bruised up, purple, blue and red with blood either dried or wet. He looked at at his hands with you, he hadn't even noticed.ย
"Come here" You said, letting one hand go softly and guiding him to the elevated seats on the kitchen counter. You patted the seat, telling him to sit down. He did as told. You put both his hands on the counter to analyse.ย
"'s nothin', I barely felt it" Tangerine shrugged trying to calm you, the look of worry on your face worried him, but it also made him feel some type of way. Felt like he was cared for, felt like he was needed. Gave him a sense of belonging.ย
"Shh" You said sharply and went over the cuts with your finger, as if your touch would take them away. You winced slightly as you went over a splinter.ย
"How the fuck?" You whispered softly and looked up at him, he was looking at you, he shrugged.ย
"Don't know, sometimes just happens" He said. You squint your eyes at him slightly and got off you chair.ย
"Wait here, I'll be back" You said and disappeared into the guest restroom that was connected to the living room. Tangerine watched you leave. Usually he'd just wash the wounds with water and call it a day, but seeing the look on your face when you saw his wounds made him upset. Made him regret being so careless on the mission.ย
He wanted to go back and tell himself to be more careful. Just to make sure he never had to see the look on your face. You came out of the restroom with a first aid kit and sat next to him. You opened the kit on the counter and took out tweezers, cotton buds, alcohol, and a cream.ย
"Is g'na hurt a bit yea?" You said and grabbed his hand softly. Cleaning the tweezers before putting it against his skin to take the piece of wood or metal โwhatever it was, you couldn't quite guess what it wasโ out.ย
He winced slightly as the sharp part poked his other wound.ย
"Sorry" You gasped softly and tried to be careful with him. Touching his hand, treating him as if he was a piece of glass. He had never been treated that way.ย
Lemon was his brother and he had obviously seen Tangerine cry but they never talked about it after, and vice versa. A pat on the back was the softest thing that they got from each other, and that alone meant the world to Tangerine.ย
But this, the way your soft hand carressed his wounds, the way you winced everytime your finger went over a cut as if you could feel his pain โ it made Tangerine's heart warm. It made him feel gooey and mushy on the inside.ย
You dabbed a cotton bud in the alcohol and before you dabbed it on his skin, you turned to look at him. Where his gaze that was once on you, quickly shifted to look at his hand.ย
"This ones gunna sting a bit" You whispered, his gaze went to your face (again).
"Nothin' I can't handle" He shrugged. You went back his hand and dabbed the cotton bud on his wounds. The wound stung but all he could think about was you.ย
How beautiful you looked. You hair that was once probably in a proper firm plait, now a loose one with strays all over. Some strays falling in front of your face. You mouth slightly open, breathing through it because of how much you were concentrating.ย
You looked ethereal.ย
You are ethereal.ย
He admired the way you cared, the way your empathy ran through you like it was the main component of your blood. The way you smiled at him, the way you'd laugh at his jokes, the way you'd kiss him, the way your hair would feel when he ran his hand through his hair.ย
He was obsessed and he was not afraid to admit it.ย
He says he isn't afraid but is he really?ย
All his past lovers were nothing but simple fucks. Nothing but a hook up. He had never stayed long enough to feel the way he feels with you. Initially he thought about leaving, but the thought of leaving you,ย you, of all people.ย
Made him want to hang himself for ever thinking of such a thing.ย
"Okay now, I just need to put the cream on" You said, more to yourself, but it broke him out of his thoughts. He felt a wave of confidence, a wave of invincibility crashing against his feeling of doubt.ย
Now, Tangerine was a brave man, he could wrestle a bear and win if he wanted to. But to admit that he cared for someone as deeply as he cares about you? Now that could make him piss his pants.ย
"Y/n" He said softly. It was now, or never. You stopped your actions โopening the tube of creamโ and looked at him.ย
"Hmm?" You hummed, telling him to continue, a strand of hair coming on front of your face.ย
"I... uh" He started but coughed awkwardly. You furrowed your brows but smile nonetheless, urging him to continue. He saw the smile on his face and felt as if it gave him strenghth.ย
"I love you" He said, he meant for it to be a bold declaration, but for some reason, it came out as a whisper. Your breath was caught in your throat. You felt as if you could jump in joy and do laps around the house. But you said nothing, letting out the breath that was stuck in your throat.ย
You gave him a soft smile, your eyes saying all that needed to be said, and you turned back to his hand to continue. No one had ever said that they loved you. At least not while you were fully clothed. He knew that.ย
That's what made your reaction so much better. He thought that you would push him away and never speak to him again, but it was quite the opposite. He didn't feel defeated when the answer he was faced with was silence.ย
No, he felt like he was on cloud 9.
He knew about your past. About how your ex boyfriend had used you for your body and would emotionally abuse you for being the way that you are. Kind, caring, loving.ย
He would only tell you that he loved you when you were naked and giving him your body โ whether you wanted to or not. He only cared about himself. Not only did he use you for his own ego, he also used multiple other people, while dating you, hence, cheating on you.ย
Tangerine knew how much it meant to you, to be fully clothed, and feel loved. He also knew that you needed time. So he would give you as long as you needed. He would wait until the world ended if that's how long you needed.ย
What's great about it was that you knew. You knew he didn't want to rush you, he didn't mean it in any other way other than pure pragmaย โlove not of lust, but of understanding
"Oh look at what I got the other day" You said excitedly after closing the tube and putting it back into the first aid kit, and picking something out of it.ย
"Thomas the Tank Engine band-aids!" You gleamed and showed him the box of band-aids with pride. He let out a soft laugh; it seemed as if he could never escape Thomas.ย
"They're very cute, love" He smiled at you and used one of his hands to push the strand of hair behind your ear.
Love. Love. Love.
Your heart warmed at the nickname. He had never called you love before. Doll, darling, beautiful, sweetheart โ but never love. It felt right. Felt natural.ย
"Thank you" You smiled as you took three band-aids out and peeled the sticker off them and placed them softly atop his wounds.ย
"All done" You smiled, softly running your fingers over the band aids. You brought his hands up to your lips and kissed the bain-aids and the scratches one by one. He watched you, eyes full of nothing but adoration, and love.ย
You may not have said it, but he knew for a fact:ย he had never felt so loved.ย
fin.
a/n: can you guys tell i'm a med student? no? THAT'S BECAUSE I'M NOT. FUCK MODERN MEDICINE!! (i say this as i grab another paracetamol pill)
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pairing: dave lizewski x reader
warning: not proof-read, or complete (sorry (not really))
โDavie babyโ You said happily as you jumped onto the sofa next to him while he was playing a video game with two of his best friends on the TV with his gaming console. Daveโs head turned before his eyes got to you.ย
โYes, my loveโ He answered, his attention on you instead of the game now. You smiled,
โI was thinking we watch a movie tonight, tomorrowโs a holiday and we can have a little movie date nightโ You smiled at him as you suggested the idea. He smiled at the enthusiasm in your voice and was about to reply but someone had said something in his headset, making him turn to the TV.ย
He bit his lip softly, and turned back to you with a guilty expression on his face. Your smile faltered slightly and you purse your lips and tilt your head to the side, you knew either Todd or Marty had asked to play a few more rounds.ย
And Dave was a people pleaser, he gave you a guilty look, and opened his mouth to say something but you beat him to it.ย
โIโll heat the popcorn and get the chips ready while you play a few more rounds?โ You asked and shrugged. His eyes held the guilt and his lips turned into a sorry smile.ย
โYou are the bestโ He said simply, pecking your forehead quickly before turning to the TV, you rolled your eyes with a sad smile on your face, got up and walked to the kitchen to get the snacks ready.ย
You understood why he wanted to play a few more rounds with his friends, he had been busy these past few weeks, his engineering internship and with his college classes, he had been booked, but now with thanksgiving break, he had gotten the chance to take a break.ย
He had wasted the first Saturday and Sunday finishing up remaining work and packing his bags, then he spent the next five days at his parents house, visiting them for thanksgiving. You would have gone with him to visit your family too, but your boss didnโt let you.
Especially since restaurants were very busy during Thanksgiving time, and he needed you to work double the shifts โ he did pay you extra and give you free turkey to take home. He was a nice boss, he even let you take home a small bottle of the finest wine in the restaurant for Thanksgiving day.ย
You had spent the holiday alone in your apartment, Dave had called you late at night when he was in bed, ready to go to sleep just to catch up with you, but the call only lasted 5 or 10 minutes before he started snoring through the phone. His snores cut you off, and you ended the call, calling it a night yourself.ย
You had woken up to 5 texts from him apologising for falling asleep and promising to spend all his time with you when he was back. Now that he was back, he wasnโt really doing that. You take the popcorn out of the microwave and pour it into a big bowl for the both of you to share.
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marauders as things my friends and i have said
James [getting his essay back from Remus]: So what do you think?
Remus: It's good, the evidence you used was pretty good, but your argument itself was a bit vague
James [frustrated]: Why do we have to argue? Why can't we all just be friends!
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he was sooooo fucking adorable in this movie. he's such a neville longbottom. ughhhh dave lizeweksi you make me want to faint
pairings: dave lizeweksi x fem!reader
REQUESTS: Open / Closed
TW for this section:
cussing
smut
kinks
violence
angst
ED
SA
SH
drinking
talk of body dysmorphia
discrimination
bullying
feelings of anger or sadness
these warnings are not as bad as tangerine's one so. this is just a general outlook of the types of TW's you'll see in this section, but as always, i will have the warnings labeled at the top of every fic.
i'm a little extra, so i went ahead and made a snapshot of what your camera roll would look like if you were dating dave, and i got bored so i made one of dave's camera roll too!
y/n's camera roll:
dave's camera roll:
now, without a further ado...
PRESENTING...
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fluff: โก
angst: โฆ
miscellanies: ๐ฆน
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one shots:
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mini series:
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marauders as things my friends and i have said
Sirius: I'm nonchalant as fuck
Remus: I'm going to push you down the stairs and you're going to let out the biggest scream
Sirius: No? I'm nonchalant, so I'm barely going to reac-
Remus: pushes him lightly
Sirius [letting a girly scream]: REMUS DON'T YOU DARE!
Remus [laughing]: Nonchalant my ass.
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i go by she/her; but im not that sensitive about it โ call me whatever. i may write under dark theme but please note that this is all fiction, none of it is real (sadly i know).
i do take requests but i will pick and choose to my liking โ if it is under themes that i quite literally cannot bring myself to write, i won't write it.
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piss kinks
necrophilia
maschalagnia
misogyny
rape kinks
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marauders as things my friends and i have said:
James: I'm a changed person!
Remus: No, same body, same organs, same brain-
James: Not same body! Body is tea now
Sirius [laughing]: Yeah, a teapot
James: throws his shoe at Sirius