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Mc being so busy commanding the seven brothers that they forget that they can be commanded too.
Satan and Lucifer fight? You resolve it. Beel getting too hungry and destroying the castle? You resolve it. Mammon and Levi arguing over owed money? You resolve it. You run a tight ship and you’re the boss over those demons in every little way imaginable. Every demon and angel you have met has bowed to your command and let you have control and be the peacemaker.
So when you get too stressed and begin to yell, all seven brothers looking at you in astonishment, nobody knows what to do. Except for the one person you cannot tame.
You feel a hand grip the back of your neck. It’s strong but gentle and you feel your breath hitch in your throat. The person behind you leans in and demands… “Behave”
And suddenly you’re quiet. Docile. Solomons voice calming your mind without a single spell. He smiles at the group as you close your eyes from the embarrassment.
"We’ll be seeing you later, you can resolve this amongst yourselves. Me and MC have some business to attend to at Coctyus Hall…”
I wish that I could have a dick- not forever tho I don’t wanna be a boy but like- maybe every Monday and Wednesday-? Like there’s so many things that people with dicks can do that I can’t and like that’s unfair- like you can do things like fuck a cake or dip your balls in soy sauce or literally swing it around like a helicopter but if I fuck a cake I’d get a yeast infection and if I sat in soy sauce that’d burn like hell and the only thing I can swing around is my tits but they kinda bounce more than swing and I’m realizing that this has gone on way too fuckin long but like sometimes you just wanna stick your cock in one of those water tube thingys but then you look down and no cock and that’s sad like why can’t I just have a dick sometimes so I could have fun life is unfair
A, D, and N with asmo ?
A: Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
Definitely very sweet. Always goes ‘fuck I was amazing…oh right, you were amazing too!’ Cuz he’s a little dork. But he’ll run a bath for the two of you to share and gently massage the aches out of your muscles as he does so. Though he does have a habit of starting round two once you both are in the bath-
D: Dirty Secret
Asmodeus is pretty much an open book, there’s not much he would choose to hide from you. He’s a very kinky man and you know and accept that, he feels comfortable telling you anything you wanna know…but there is one thing he’s been a little anxious to tell you about. He has a bit of a thing for humiliation and though he’s usually a top, just one time he’d like you to put him in his place in front of everyone
N: No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
There’s not much Asmo would say no to, he’s open to trying anything at least once but I don’t think he’d ever want to hit you in the face. He’s fine with everything else but the thought of damaging your pretty little face makes his skin crawl
“not all men” you’re right - mammon, the second born avatar of greed, would never do this to me
DADDY 😍