How aboot A, W, and X for diavolo
A: Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
Diavolos such a sweetheart- he’ll make sure you’re very well taken care of, the whole princess treatment. Will get you anything you could ever need or want. He’ll talk so gently to you and make sure you’re okay both mentally and physically. He won’t even think about falling asleep until after you do, just to be sure you’re alright
W: Wild Card (Random headcanon)
Diavolo wasn’t given sex education because his father was always busy so other than his natural demon instinct, he had no clue what the hell to do. You and Lucifer ended up having to give him a sex ed lesson-
X: X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants)
He’s fucking PACKING. Easy 9.1 inches, pretty thick too. You better prepare yourself cuz there’s no way you could take it without a little practice and preparation first
WAR IS OVER
Every time I get a YouTube notification and it’s not WDAPTEO 2023 I wanna cry
Can you do C, J, T with Asmo please?
C: Cum (Anything to do with cum)
Asmo’s cum tastes so good- it’s the perfect consistency too. He’s developed a routine of drinking pineapple and cranberry juice and only eating salad if he knows he’s getting head. Sucking his dick is like sucking on a fucking lifesaver
J: Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
You just know he makes a whole show out of it. Velvet red sheets, his favorite silk robe, a tingly lube, his favorite toy, whatever he needs. He doesn’t jerk off often cuz he has you but sometimes he just likes to do it by himself…and also he can film it and send it to you to tease
T: Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
Asmo has all of the toys! Like any toy you could think of, he has. His favorite toy to use on himself is definitely that Hitachi with the fleshlight attachment, he swears it’s almost as good as real pussy. But his favorite thing to use on you would have to be a massage gun and his fingers…if you know you know
How come when I’m sad bitches wanna offer solutions-? No mother fucker- you either baby me or you take off your fucking pants so I can have a distraction-
I wish my mother would be a mother
WHERE IS MY CRACK 😤
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