Chasing Pain

I made the mistake of deleting a lot more than cookies. I was being so careful, but I think I need someone to babysit me whenever I go into regedit these days. I feel like I'm becoming obsolete. Think I'll go eat a cookie.

saw someone say "an 11-year-old isn't even supposed to know what sex is and if you do something horrible must be happening to you and you need to get out of there" like can we be for real for a moment. have some people honest to god never heard 11-year-olds making sex jokes in their life

250 likes!

I desperately need this in my life.

Watched a Western yesterday. Now I need to know what came first, the bandit or the bandana.

When I die, don't mourn me. If you have good memories of me, keep them. If you have bad memories of me, accept my apology and let them go. Do not let any negative energy from my life or death affect you.

5000 likes!

I'm so generous with my Likes. ☺

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