Augustraine - August

btw u dont have anger issues, its everybody around u thats making u angry thats the problem and u should eliminate them

Happy Birthday Izuku

At the end of the day Ellie's js a gen alpha

This is how many bullets they shot on a fucking kid.

Being friends with act 1 Vi

*ﾟpairing: Vi x reader (Platonic)

*ﾟwarnings: Underage drinking, mention of vomit, kids doing stupid shit, description of injuries

*ﾟA/N: Some of these stories are stolen from friends 💀

Growing up in the lanes is dangerous but that doesn't mean you can't have fun

You, Vi, and her siblings are constantly doing stupid shit, once Mylo stole a box with fireworks and almost set himself on fire trying to light them

Powder is there to witness all the dumb shit, she never really engages but she's definitely just in the background

"How much money to chug this whole thing?" said Vi, gesturing towards a water bottle bigger then mylo's hair. She drank the whole thing in 20 seconds and nearly puked.

injuries, injuries, injuries, at least one of you is injured at any point and time, Vi once dislocated her shoulder trying to show off her parkour skills, she missed a jump and fell on her elbow, making a loud POP! sound echo throughout the quiet alley, you'd never seen her cry until that day

While Vi wins most Injured, Mylo takes the cake when it comes to stupid ideas.

In the same week he gathered an army of poro's and freed them onto the street a few days later he stole a mutated god knows what from a street vendor, it bit him so hard he was sure he lost a finger

Claggor may seem like the peacemaker but he is most definitely the one provokes others to do risky things

"I'll give you a bag of silver gears to make that jump. What do you mean you'll fall? Chicken."

When you're not out and about terrorizing the streets of zaun with your teenage antics, you're terrorizing each other In the basement of the last drop

Powder usually plays music while she works on her gadgetry, sometimes you find yourself humming to the catchy tunes but most of the time your yelling at Mylo to stop screaming the lyrics at the top of his lungs

"Wanna play nutball?" Mylo questions, tossing a full plastic bottle at Vi, she catches it with ease, "What?" "Sit on the floor, roll the bottle super fast and hope it doesn't hit your nuts" Violet snorted, "I don't have nuts asshole"

Despite that they played for a good 30 minutes, until Vi shoved the bottle a little too hard and basically paralyzed Mylo, he started whining so much Vander came down and the two of you tried to explain what happened through laughter and tears, your stomach hurt from cackling so hard.

Powder was always a sensitive kid so you tried your best to be gentle with her, but no amount of strength could've helped you hold back your laughter when the girl hissed at you like a cat when she was angry, Vi being used to it told her to cut it out but you were rolling on the floor dying.

Powder is a BEAST at arcade games, she spends hours hunched over the dusty screen strategically smashing the buttons while sticking her tongue out to focus, it's the one thing Vi can't beat her on but you? The both of you will go back and forth for days, desperately fighting for the number 1 spot, Vi got so tired of powder staying up to plan strategies and combos that she ripped the cord out the of the machine.

80% of the ocean is unexplored by YOU GUYS. i've seen the whole thing

you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

he’s literally soaking wet hanging from a clothesline do you guys even care

why are yall so afraid to double text like ill be out here sending 9 messages in a row buzz buzz another message? its me bitch i just got a lot to say!!

approximation of an idea i had for how ik solves levi's ordeal whenever it's his turn for this weird demon puberty everyone in nb s2 is having

from this post