Missed Drawing My Favorite Space Cowboy.

I love pretending to be normal in social settings bc it’s like how long will it take until they find out a screw is absolutely loose. how long can I keep this going for

#HES BACKK!! #YIPPIEE

Version 4.8 Event Wishes Notice - Phase I

Traveler, stock up on weapons and characters in the event wish to make your party stronger in combat!

Event Wish "In the Name of the Rosula" - Boosted Drop Rate for "Helm of the Radiant Rose" Navia (Geo)!

〓Event Wish Duration〓

After the Version 4.8 update—2024/08/06 17:59:00

〓Event Wish Details〓

● During this event wish, the event-exclusive 5-star character "Helm of the Radiant Rose" Navia (Geo) will receive a huge drop-rate boost!

● During this event wish, the 4-star characters "Cat Upon the Eaves" Kirara (Dendro), "Empyrean Reflection" Kaveh (Dendro), and "Eclipsing Star" Ningguang (Geo) will receive a huge drop-rate boost!

※ Of the above characters, the event-exclusive character will not be available in the standard wish "Wanderlust Invocation."

※ This is for "Character Event Wish." The wish guarantee count for "Character Event Wish" and "Character Event Wish-2" is shared, and is accumulated between both "Character Event Wish" and "Character Event Wish-2." This wish guarantee count is independent of the guarantee counts of other types of wishes.

※ The "Test Run" trial event will be open during this event wish. Travelers may use fixed lineups containing the selected trial characters to enter specific stages and test them out. Travelers that complete the challenges will receive the corresponding rewards!

※ For more information, go to the Wish screen and select Details in the bottom-left corner.

Event Wish "Twirling Lotus" - Boosted Drop Rate for "Dance of Lotuslight" Nilou (Hydro)!

〓Event Wish Duration〓

After the Version 4.8 update—2024/08/06 17:59:00

〓Event Wish Details〓

● During this event wish, the event-exclusive 5-star character "Dance of Lotuslight" Nilou (Hydro) will receive a huge drop-rate boost!

● During this event wish, the 4-star characters "Cat Upon the Eaves" Kirara (Dendro), "Empyrean Reflection" Kaveh (Dendro), and "Eclipsing Star" Ningguang (Geo) will receive a huge drop-rate boost!

※ Of the above characters, the event-exclusive character will not be available in the standard wish "Wanderlust Invocation."

※ This is for "Character Event Wish-2." The wish guarantee count for "Character Event Wish" and "Character Event Wish-2" is shared, and is accumulated between both "Character Event Wish" and "Character Event Wish-2." This wish guarantee count is independent of the guarantee counts of other types of wishes.

※ The "Test Run" trial event will be open during this event wish. Travelers may use fixed lineups containing the selected trial characters to enter specific stages and test them out. Travelers that complete the challenges will receive the corresponding rewards!

※ For more information, go to the Wish screen and select Details in the bottom-left corner.

Event Wish "Epitome Invocation" - Boosted Drop Rate for Verdict (Claymore) and Key of Khaj-Nisut (Sword)!

〓Event Wish Duration〓

After the Version 4.8 update—2024/08/06 17:59:00

〓Event Wish Details〓

● During this event wish, the event-exclusive 5-star weapons Verdict (Claymore) and Key of Khaj-Nisut (Sword) will receive a huge drop-rate boost!

● During this event wish, the event-exclusive 4-star weapon Xiphos' Moonlight (Sword) as well as the 4-star weapons The Bell (Claymore), Dragon's Bane (Polearm), Eye of Perception (Catalyst), and Rust (Bow) will receive a huge drop-rate boost!

● During this event wish, use Epitomized Path to chart a course towards a promotional 5-star weapon, such as Verdict (Claymore) or Key of Khaj-Nisut (Sword). For more information on Epitomized Path, go to the Wish screen and select Details in the bottom-left corner.

※ Of the above weapons, the event-exclusive weapons will not be available in the standard wish "Wanderlust Invocation."

※ For more information, go to the Wish screen and select Details in the bottom-left corner.

Today’s card is: A 3x5 index card

Last Day Spoilers

I will forever hold a grudge against Star Rail devs for making this a side event and not letting me hear this.

Also he pretty much confirmed some stuff so expect an insanely long theory post in the next 3-5 business days.

Enter; Madam Brughel Possion! aka Sampo! + some headcanons c:

Listen I'm aware you all want a piece of this. I understand I'm a hot commodity here on tumblr dot com. But even setting aside wealth and immortality, my husband squeezes the absolute fattest ass you've ever seen through literally billions of chimney flues every December 25th. And every other night of the year, he's with me. And somehow you hoes think you can teach me a trick I haven't seen before? Dream on.

Hello skinny tgirl. Lately you've been complaining that your tits aren't growing. In front of you is a plate of food.