Effeminate Dentist: You Need To Brush More On Your Gums-- Hold On Why Am I "effeminate?" What? I'm Literally

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what the actual fuck

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ooh that sounds- what the fuck

unfinished

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the best fic ive ever read in my life. this absolutely ruined me and ill never be the same ever again

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he’s like that weird uncle that won’t stop randomly showing up for family events despite cutting him off 23 years ago for felony fraud charges

many such cases

EVERY FRIEND GROUP HAS THE

PERSUASIVE WOMAN (HOT)

OLD-ASS MAN

TEAL-THEMED WARRIOR OF A BYGONE AGE TRYING TO LEAD A CALM AND NORMAL LIFE AWAY FROM THEIR PAST IDENTITY THOUGH CAN NEVER ESCAPE IT ENTIRELY

CLOWN (IN DENIAL)

BEAST OF UNKNOWN ORIGIN

BOMB TUPPERWARE

Happy birthday to me.. The best gift for me on this day will be a repost.. ^^

skirk redesign!! :D

skirk redesign!! :D

으르렁!!

I love all kinds of fanart of Vash. I like it when he is depicted as a long limbed twink who is spindly and clumsy.

But I have a different kind of appreciation when he is drawn as the brick SHITHOUSE that he is. Like this man's shoulder should be wide enough to not fit through the damn doorframe. He is clumsy because he is so large and still wears an oversized coat to hide that fact.

He should need indicator lights and blare "beep-beep" when he turns around or moves backwards. He is a himbo in my mind comparable with Kronk.

Yes, ik he canonically isn't massively tall, hence he isn't crazy wide either, BUT in my head he is 7ft tall and nothing will sway me on that. So I will always greatly appreciate any art where he looks like a damn goliath.

father's little princess ~