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2 months ago
Thinking About My Favorite App Ever Made. Save Me Wide19

thinking about my favorite app ever made. save me wide19

2 months ago
It Was an Ambush
The Atlantic
Today marked one of the grimmest days in the history of American diplomacy.

Trump and Vance really put the tyrant in tantrum, didn't they? Pathetic. Weak, cowardly, sniveling little bullies is all that they are.

I understand that I'm just one person who voted against all of this. I understand that this is just my Tumblr thingy. I understand that when the history of this is written, I will not even be a footnote.

But it is still important to me to go on the public record: The way Trump and Vance treated the President of Ukraine was despicable. It was a betrayal of an ally that is fighting for its very existence. As an American, I am disgusted with the rulers of my country. I am disgusted with their supporters, who ought to be ashamed of themselves.

To the people of Ukraine, I am so sorry. 75 million of us did everything we could to stop this. but there is a white supremacist cancer in America's blood, and the 2024 election confirmed that it has metastasized. For what it's worth, I stand with you, as I stand against the tyrants who disrespected your president today.

1 month ago

it's not glamorous, but it's also not honest work, and nobody needs to do it

3 months ago

when this song first came out my christian choir class was waiting outside the building to be let in and some kid started playing the clean version of this

then some girl tried to stop him and he smashed her iphone 5 on the concrete and all hell broke loose then our choir teacher let us in and she unleashed on herself a chaos like i have never seen before

and all of this is tied to thrift shop by macklemore and i can never escape it

listing to the explicit version of thrift shop is such an acid trip especially when the song came out when you were in middle school and you pretty much only heard it on the radio or at school dances because what the fuck do you mean macklemore you walked into the club like what up i got a big cock? what do you m e a n


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3 months ago
If You See This On Your Dashboard, Reblog This, NO MATTER WHAT And All Your Dreams And Wishes Will Come

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.


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4 months ago

hi yes hello what the fuck is metrosexual lmfao

It's hard to explain to zoomers just how insanely homophobic the early 2000s were. If you were male, and like, washed your hair regularly, people would call you a faggot.

So, dudes who washed their hair and wore button ups developed the term "metrosexual" which meant "I care about my appearance but I am attracted to women and don't have sex with men."


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2 months ago
Based.

Based.

I'm glad somebody in government is saying it explicitly without mincing words.

Abolish the Republican Party.

2 years ago

i have avoided downloading soundcloud for like eight fucking years and pay for spotify but mother cain has finally forced me to submit. never thought this day would come


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2 years ago

as an eldest sibling i am mortified it has taken me almost a decade to see mycroft in this light im gonna go cry now

My aunt: But how can you like Mycroft? He's unpleasant and he always makes messes and he is so full of himself-

Me, on the verge of tears: IT'S ABOUT THE KIN, IT'S ABOUT THE MAKING IT ON HIS OWN, IT'S ABOUT THE INDEPENDENCY, IT'S ABOUT THE LONELINESS, IT'S ABOUT KEEPING THE FAMILY TOGETHER, IT'S ABOUT ABSORBING THE BLOWS OF EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE FAMILY MEMBERS, IT'S ABOUT THE SELF HATRED, IT'S ABOUT BEING THE ONE YOU DON'T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT, IT'S ABOUT KEEPING SECRETS, IT'S ABOUT SURVIVING WHEN YOUR FAMILY IS GOING DOWN-

2 years ago

who is scottiebjandeshaw36 and why does she have so many girls’ nudes saved for me

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