Im Literally Forever Obsessed With This Because It Implies The Following:

Im Literally Forever Obsessed With This Because It Implies The Following:

im literally forever obsessed with this because it implies the following:

The Rapture, as described by Christian Evangelicals, has happened

Parents witnessed their son disappear during The Rapture, but remained atheists anyway (based)

Instead of sinners and nonbelievers going to hell or getting killed, they just... stay on Earth.

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3 months ago

“But my senator is a Republican”

Gamergate was like 200 people. And now look where we are. “A lot of emails” on a topic to congressional staffers is like, 20. Are politicians spineless idiots? Yes. Use that to your advantage! Is this the only thing you can be doing? No! But it can be the first.

The internet has completely short circuited our sense of scale. The number of people required to move almost any needle is remarkably low. Your involvement in local causes, political pressure WILL have an impact.

Ok, get out there.

Here’s Why You Should Call, Not Email, Your Legislators (Published 2016)
nytimes.com
Activists and lawmakers say a phone call can have more weight and be harder to ignore than an email or social media post.

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2 years ago

i’ve been looking at tumblr posts since i was 13 and i’ve probably made like 4 accounts over the years so here’s hoping that now that i am an Adult i can Do Something Consistently


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2 years ago

anyone else get an idea for a book then you end up just. having so much lore u need to write or come up with. lmk i am struggling


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2 years ago

going to work to help clean so we don’t get totally fucked and our boss brought fucking trulys for us to hype while we clean. he is maybe 6 months older than me? life is weird. who knew i’d be drunk cleaning at the job i’ve reluctantly had for 3 years

3 months ago

"Heard you were looking for me."

"Jesus fucking— I thought you weren't trying to kill me anymore!"


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2 years ago

living in TX is so disheartening like i have to work my ass off to afford anything much less anything fun

but also TWO employees i have within the past week have been kicked out/cut off from their families by their parents. and as someone who also got kicked out what the fuck?? both of their parents likely voted for abbott, as did mine, and it just makes me wonder like why is this their decision?

why have these parents decided that their child is wrong, and the best way to make them realize is to send them out with no support in any form, hoping they either guilt themselves out of it or… what? nearly die from homelessness or financial strain and just show back up, weary and exhausted? i’ve been worried that my mom was right sometimes despite me KNOWING she isn’t, because that’s just how deep family and guilt runs in the bible belt i guess. seeing it happen to other people breaks my heart especially because i am in no place to give them everything they need but lord do i want to, because this is the bleakest i’ve felt in awhile. anyway anyone else having a hard time living in texas lol


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4 months ago

hi yes hello what the fuck is metrosexual lmfao

It's hard to explain to zoomers just how insanely homophobic the early 2000s were. If you were male, and like, washed your hair regularly, people would call you a faggot.

So, dudes who washed their hair and wore button ups developed the term "metrosexual" which meant "I care about my appearance but I am attracted to women and don't have sex with men."


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3 months ago

Obsessed with Shauna realizing her entire family desperately need to work on themselves and her conclusion being that eating more oatmeal was the first step towards healthier living. Definitely some interesting priorities with her


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