I Want Them BACK

Brother just asked 'what is something you can crush'

Dad: hopes

Me: peasants

Dad: dreams

Me: weaklings

Dad: Orange

Me: armies

Brother: ...I meant something physical, like nuts or ice.

Dad: sorry then son, can't help you there.

i think out of all the odd things i was up to on tumblr in 2015 skam is the hardest to explain to third parties. YES i was watching a norwegian show entirely in 4-15 minute clips posted at various times throughout the week on google drive. YES I watched the exact same plot play out the exact same way in 4 different languages. YES it was the most beautiful love story ever written. what about this is difficult to understand.

We are Spoilers, hermano

"you are tearing me apart lisa" is such a raw line, you could read it in an ancient greek tragedy or a hardcore yaoi doujinshi but actually it's from the room

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Imposter Syndrome

something I've been working on overcoming lately...... maybe others can relate

episode 8 looks awesome tbh

YOU WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!

"homosexuality is unnatural! there's only two genders! it's a sin-"

I'm sorry, have you seen NATURE???

ALSO THE ARTIST IS HUMON, FIND THEM AT HUMONCOMICS.COM!! was so sure I had included that but apparently I forgot, so sorry!

and there's so many more species than this that exhibit homosexuality, varying genders, etc. SO! MANY!

it's very much a natural thing. it always has been. unfortunately, while homosexuality is found in many species, homophobia is only found in one

EDIT: added a keep reading cause this is a long post lol

EDIT: everyone in the comments needs to shut up or I will turn comments off, stop arguing, jeez