Guys How Do You Convince A Bored Man To Stay Still For Literally 10 Minutes? Please I'm Desperate For

All good, guys, I got my drink♡

Contemplating how to make Jimmy wear my cologne..... He doesn't have any, so mine would suffice to lessen the scent.... And I definitely wouldn't protest to him smelling like me. That's a plus, if I've ever seen one

I just found this in Jim's notebook. He says it's supposed to be me. I love it, it's so cute!

Prepping to go to all of my classes, and Jim's. He's not out of the hospital yet, I have some doctor's notes for proof of the stabbing. This is so exhausting, why did he have to get stabbed? I can't believe someone would do this to him!

I CANT HELP IT

I'm in shock.

I'm literally so bad at posting online I'm sorry for going quiet guys :')

Anyways, should I take Jimmy on a surprise date tomorrow? I'm thinking so, he started acting weird when I hung out with Anya today

Why do i always have the worst luck with men? Good lord.

Fortunately, Jim can't do shrooms in a hospital bed

Guys how do you convince a bored man to stay still for literally 10 minutes? Please I'm desperate for advice

For the covering up any kind of marks I could suggest turtlenecks and scarves, you could try getting some makeup, layering some red over top (especially if they’re more green, blue, or purple in colour), before adding concealer and foundation tgat matches your shade should help if you do look into makeup. But for now all I can suggest is clothes/accessories ^^

Thank you so much for the advice, it definitely worked for me in a pinch. You're a godsend, anon

What in God's green Earth am I coming across

I have no idea????