Today Is Carl Barks Birthday, Pass It On.

D-d-d-danger! Lurks behind you!There's a stranger out to find you What to do, just grab on to some...

W: DUCKTALES, WOO-OO!!!!!!!!!

L: Webs, you at an 89. I need you to dial it down to a 6.

W: But that's so low-

L: THE SCALE ONLY GOES TO 10 WEBBY!

...should we toast them first?

Jack! I’m hungry. What should I eat?

THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT!

Went to Canada’s Wonderland today and saw ducks in the river

I’m not proud of what I did when I got home...

Louie; has Webby ever flirted with you?

L: Uh, not really? She's told me I'm adorable... but I think she doesn't realize the implications. She's pretty sheltered.

Who snores the loudest

W: Louie.

L: What, I do not!

W: I have it on video.

L: How?!

W: Like you said, super scary spy stuff.

L:...If I find any cameras in our room I swear to Walt Webbigail...

Hey webby I got 2 questions for you 1,what are your thoughts about Dewey 2,what if you had a cousin that your granny knew about (P,s big fan)

W: Like I said, Dewey's my best friend!

As for having a cousin, I think that would be amazing! The only biological family I can remember is Granny, since my parents died when I was little and I’ve been cooped up in the mansion with no access to the outside world for almost my whole life, so I’d be ecstatic to hear about any more!

Dewey: Oh sweet Mickey Mouse, they've vanishified!

Huey: That's not even a real word!

Dewey: You get my point!

Huey: I wonder where they went?

Hey, so

I’m going on vacation for two weeks, meaning I probably won’t be able to watch the next two DuckTales episodes until I get back. So, I’ll probably be avoiding the DuckTales tag (and spoilers) for the next two weeks. I’ll miss you guys, but it’s the only way.

Bye for now!

a lesson on nonbinary individuals and why we feel the way we do about numerous basic things, such as the mere fact of our existence and our pronouns.

Duck teens, woo-oo!

Low self esteem

Loss of childhood dreams

They’re duck teens, woo-oo!

Crushes, dances,

Final exams it’s

Duck teens, woo-oo!

A-applications

Time for college

Gotta go use

Applied knowledge

But not quite yet

They’re still hormonal

Duck teens, woo-oo!

Arguments with guardians

They’re duck teens, woo-oo!

Been all around the world

And they’re just 18, woo-oo!

Angst and acne,

Feeling alone

But that’s normal

It’s just hormones

Cause they’re duck teens, woo-oo!

I’m so sorry.

Ducktales Dewey Duck and Louie Duck

Ducks teenagers.