Asklepius2 - Resident Doctor

Last time I did this I looked like an elf, this time a vampire, I ENJOY THIS!

@rioichen @sapphic-sunflowers630

NEW TAGGING GAME, CAUSE WHY THE FUCK NOT?!

I used this Picrew to make myself

@sadsimpleton​ @youroneandonlykingofdice​ @dimecall-smothied​ @kikiwhataboutthatbrendon​ 

I need more content with the madrigal triplets

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

I long for the days of the wheel when I can see you again.

When the veil of unearthly delights are in sight.

I adore you my sweet, but I wish you could see it.

You watch through the mist of existence unable to touch mortality,

As my imagination of you makes me question morality.

I'll see you again my dear, it just may be sooner than you want.

Title: Maiden of The Mist

Still collecting the full alphabet of the “live, laugh, love” variants if anyone has some good examples.

Bonus if they can fit the “We can’t ___, _____, ____ our way out of this.”

"Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?"

Janice, I bought a fucking banana and sat down. There is banana juice in my pockets Janice. I went to get my morning coffee and read somewhere that a banana was supposed to help with something. But I don't usually get a banana and I sat down to do my work. It exploded in my pants Janice. I need to go home Janice there is a dead banana in my pants. I'm not excited for anything, there's a fucking banana exploded in my pants Janice.

If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Little German boy, you may be entitled to möneybäcken.

“The best advice I’ve ever received: ‘no one else knows what they are doing either.’”

— Charles Bukowski (via naturaekos)