Eret, Tell Me What You’ve Been Doing For The Past Time As Drago’s Basically Slave. What Did U Do

would you guys eat roasted grasshoppers?

Viggo: If they were flavored with spices?

Dagur: I've had alive ones. So roasted is an update.

Eret: Already had it. Not impressed.

Dagur, What are your thoughts on Hiccup x Astrid?

Dagur: That Hiccup is definitely gonna be the henpecked husband dreading his terrifying wife! But if that's what Hiccup is into, I cannot blame him.

Eret: Because you and Mala are the the same?

Viggo: Pttff, good one.

Dagur: What?! No! No way I'm like Hiccup! I'm Astrid in the relationship!

Viggo: You feared going home because and I quote: She stared at you whole morning with her dagger sharp eyes but smiled sweetly.

Dagur: That's different! She's my queen who's in-Okay fine, I am like Hiccup. Just, you know, braver...

Eret: How?

Dagur: Because I like her bossy attitude in certain private situations.

Viggo: Well that took a strange turn fast.

Eret: You are such a moron...

Dagur: Hey! I didn't know better! So it took a while to allow asks for our blog, big deal.

Viggo: This idiocy might even outrun the coffee incident.

Dagur: Well the internet was suddenly faster

Eret: Still don't know how you cracked my password on my laptop. I had to buy a new one and change my passwords.

Dagur: You mean: EretSonOfEret123456?

Eret: That's it! I'm getting myself a safe!

Do you miss Ryker?

Viggo: Sometimes yes. Despite everything he's still my brother. We had our good times when we were kids and when we spared in the arena together, and we had our worse times when Ryker had a hard time accepting my Chiefly position. But alas, some people disappoint you.

Boop 😺

Viggo: *sways your hand off* Don't even think about it.

Dagur: Boop! *boops back*

Eret: *gets booped* What?

What breed of dogs and cats yall like more? I like brazilian mastiffs and sphynx cats :DD

Eret: Phew, cats......

Dagur: What's your issue with cats?

Eret: Just not a fan of animal that keeps its fur everywhere and barfs out its own hairballs.

Dagur: So, if Viggo got to babysit a cat today....

Eret: I'd look for a new place.

Viggo:.......... Really?

Eret: Ye-Achoo-yeah. Why?

Viggo: You're allergic to cats?

Eret: Maybe. Why?

Dagur:.......

Viggo:......

Eret: There's a cat in this apartment, isn't it?

Viggo: A hairless cat though she does have a few hair spots.

Dagur *Holds out a cat* Her name is Freckles! She's so sweet kitten from Viggo's cousin Lars!

Eret: Are you fuck-Achoo!-cking kidding me!?

Viggo: We'll talk about it later, now to answer the anon finally. Apologies anon. Your cat breeds are very fine. I myself admire Sphinx cats the most but I also really like Caracal cats.

Dagur: I really like Bobtail and Maine cats. I don't like siamese though, they're scary.

Eret: Keep that-Choo!-gross-Ah-wrinkly-Aah-sack of bones awa-Aachoo!!!!

Dagur: Come on Ret! She likes you!

Dagur, most romantic moment with Mala?

Dagur: Oh that's a tricky question because every moment with her lights my day!

Dagur: But I'll try. Let's see, there's our wedding dance, the day I sacrificed myself to earn her hand by being hit by the arrow, day we met and fought and at the same time learned to trust each other, our first Snoggletog together, every picnic we spend at our secret place, that time I was taking care of her when she fell ill from my cooking,....

Dagur: Sorry I just can't decide!

Trygve: I wanted to comfort you, Eret. We share the same trauma. I know how it feel, and I am sorry. I'm still having the burning mark on my neck. I was barely a teenager when it happened, and now I'm 40, but remember the scene still making me cry. I wanna hug you. Can I?

Eret:............... Fine.. *lets you hug him.*

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You guys want a hug?

Dagur: Always! Bring it in!

Eret: Oh um... If you want to?

Viggo: I'd rather not-

Dagur: Group hug!!!

Eret: What-Oof! A little too tight there Dagur!

Viggo: This is your fault Anon. Never say hug in front of Dagur again. Not in my presence at least...... Please.

Eret: Aaawww, you're precious to me too❤️

Eret: Also you have good skills capturing my better photos! I know it's not easy to time me for a good photo where I don't look face twisted or dumb, so I appreciate your talent.

He’s like generally so precious to me